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traceur_ said:
I'm 16, never kissed a girl or been on a date, *head-desk*, At least I can outrun anyone, damn I can't focus on the bad things, I guess that's good. Sorry for the brightness in this post.
I'm 21, never kissed a girl, only been on one date. And the best part is, I don't feel sorry for myself (most of the time). Most girls I know are shallow, stupid hacks.

Or maybe I'm just jaded. Who knows?
 

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Had a week of torment a few years ago:

> Firstly my girlfriend cheated on me so I broke up with her, yet she still made me feel like the bad guy. :S

> Then I found out I had failed 5 of my University exams, 5! Oh it gets better, the resits were at the same time as a swimming teaching exam I was on. 6 exams I had to do, that sucked so much, especially during the summer months.

> Then , the icing on the cake if you will, my £200 bike was stolen, it may not sound like much but I cycle everywhere, Uni, work, gym, I lost my primary method of transport, missed work for a few days until payday where I brought a new one (BTW the other bike wasn't covered on my insurance, coverage went up to £199.99, damned Ensleigh Student insurers
 
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stinkychops said:
sorry user name taken. said:
Zeeky_Santos said:
Misery eh? you mean like the movie about that writer who has a car crash but is rescued by his 'biggest fan'? awesome movie.
and she bashes in his knees =D
The irony of [spolier] murdering someone with the typewriter that caused you so much pain [/spoiler]
''I'd never kill someone unless they pissed me off''

=D

 

Baby Tea

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simmeh said:
traceur_ said:
I'm 16, never kissed a girl or been on a date, *head-desk*, At least I can outrun anyone, damn I can't focus on the bad things, I guess that's good. Sorry for the brightness in this post.
I'm 21, never kissed a girl, only been on one date. And the best part is, I don't feel sorry for myself (most of the time). Most girls I know are shallow, stupid hacks.

Or maybe I'm just jaded. Who knows?
Jaded.
But it 's not a big deal. Everyone makes a big deal about dating, and how old you were when you were kissed, and how old you were when you first had sex, and all this crap. Who cares?
Remember, it's no-one else's freaking business.
 

mythbuster343

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simmeh said:
traceur_ said:
I'm 16, never kissed a girl or been on a date, *head-desk*, At least I can outrun anyone, damn I can't focus on the bad things, I guess that's good. Sorry for the brightness in this post.
I'm 21, never kissed a girl, only been on one date. And the best part is, I don't feel sorry for myself (most of the time). Most girls I know are shallow, stupid hacks.

Or maybe I'm just jaded. Who knows?
Yeah, all the girls in my class are weird. Not shallow, stupid hacks, but come on, some of them are lesbians, others spazzes, and one has so much time on her hands she read the whole bloody twilight SERIES... TWICE
 
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Baby Tea said:
simmeh said:
traceur_ said:
I'm 16, never kissed a girl or been on a date, *head-desk*, At least I can outrun anyone, damn I can't focus on the bad things, I guess that's good. Sorry for the brightness in this post.
I'm 21, never kissed a girl, only been on one date. And the best part is, I don't feel sorry for myself (most of the time). Most girls I know are shallow, stupid hacks.

Or maybe I'm just jaded. Who knows?
maybe your not meet the right ''women''


Jaded.
But it 's not a big deal. Everyone makes a big deal about dating, and how old you were when you were kissed, and how old you were when you first had sex, and all this crap. Who cares?
Remember, it's no-one else's freaking business.
i didn't till i was 21 its not a big deal for some people it is (really don't understand those people)
 

garfoldsomeoneelse

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McClaud said:
Man, all mine are pretty much war stories, and not very fun for other people to read.

I mean, I don't want to burden you guys with scarring memories.
Sounds like the most interesting thing I'd hear all month.


EDIT: Oh, alright, I'll splash around in the misery puddle with all of you.

When I was fifteen, met a very shy girl in my freshman year of highschool. We got to know each other, ended up going out for about two years. Her step-dad was a marine, and he had to move out to twenty-nine palms in California (I'm in Florida). The entire family went with him, including my girlfriend. We tried to keep in as close contact as we could, and for the most part, we did. But two weeks after she'd moved into her new home, she was killed in a car wreck. I only found out about it because I tried calling her a few hours after she was declared dead, and her mother answered.
 
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stinkychops said:
sorry user name taken. said:
stinkychops said:
sorry user name taken. said:
Zeeky_Santos said:
Misery eh? you mean like the movie about that writer who has a car crash but is rescued by his 'biggest fan'? awesome movie.
and she bashes in his knees =D
The irony of [spolier] murdering someone with the typewriter that caused you so much pain [/spoiler]
''I'd never kill someone unless they pissed me off''

=D

Who is that ugly gentleman.
trey parker one of the creators from south park
 

CakeEater

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delta4062 said:
mythbuster343 said:
simmeh said:
traceur_ said:
I'm 16, never kissed a girl or been on a date, *head-desk*, At least I can outrun anyone, damn I can't focus on the bad things, I guess that's good. Sorry for the brightness in this post.
I'm 21, never kissed a girl, only been on one date. And the best part is, I don't feel sorry for myself (most of the time). Most girls I know are shallow, stupid hacks.

Or maybe I'm just jaded. Who knows?
Yeah, all the girls in my class are weird. Not shallow, stupid hacks, but come on, some of them are lesbians, others spazzes, and one has so much time on her hands she read the whole bloody twilight SERIES... TWICE
most of the girls in my school are either sluts or whores or stuck up bitches...
mythbuster343 said:
simmeh said:
traceur_ said:
I'm 16, never kissed a girl or been on a date, *head-desk*, At least I can outrun anyone, damn I can't focus on the bad things, I guess that's good. Sorry for the brightness in this post.
I'm 21, never kissed a girl, only been on one date. And the best part is, I don't feel sorry for myself (most of the time). Most girls I know are shallow, stupid hacks.

Or maybe I'm just jaded. Who knows?
Yeah, all the girls in my class are weird. Not shallow, stupid hacks, but come on, some of them are lesbians, others spazzes, and one has so much time on her hands she read the whole bloody twilight SERIES... TWICE
that is impossible...
She must truly be a vampire!
 

traceur_

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Baby Tea said:
simmeh said:
traceur_ said:
I'm 16, never kissed a girl or been on a date, *head-desk*, At least I can outrun anyone, damn I can't focus on the bad things, I guess that's good. Sorry for the brightness in this post.
I'm 21, never kissed a girl, only been on one date. And the best part is, I don't feel sorry for myself (most of the time). Most girls I know are shallow, stupid hacks.

Or maybe I'm just jaded. Who knows?
Jaded.
But it 's not a big deal. Everyone makes a big deal about dating, and how old you were when you were kissed, and how old you were when you first had sex, and all this crap. Who cares?
Remember, it's no-one else's freaking business.
yeh, I just want to get it out of the way so I don't have to lie when people ask me, I go to an all boys school which makes it even harder to accomplish, god it sucks.
 

WeedWorm

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traceur_ said:
Baby Tea said:
simmeh said:
traceur_ said:
I'm 16, never kissed a girl or been on a date, *head-desk*, At least I can outrun anyone, damn I can't focus on the bad things, I guess that's good. Sorry for the brightness in this post.
I'm 21, never kissed a girl, only been on one date. And the best part is, I don't feel sorry for myself (most of the time). Most girls I know are shallow, stupid hacks.

Or maybe I'm just jaded. Who knows?
Jaded.
But it 's not a big deal. Everyone makes a big deal about dating, and how old you were when you were kissed, and how old you were when you first had sex, and all this crap. Who cares?
Remember, it's no-one else's freaking business.
yeh, I just want to get it out of the way so I don't have to lie when people ask me, I go to an all boys school which makes it even harder to accomplish, god it sucks.
Yeah, going to an all boys school sucks ass. Lucky, we have a school full of sluts in my town. Just to give you an idea of the school, one of its nicknames is the Pregnant Nation.
 

Baby Tea

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traceur_ said:
yeh, I just want to get it out of the way so I don't have to lie when people ask me, I go to an all boys school which makes it even harder to accomplish, god it sucks.
Why lie? Just remind them it's none of their freaking business.
Kissing a girl doesn't make your dick big, remember that.

You know the guys that talk the loudest about it? The ones that act all suave and bragging about how they laid all these girls? They are probably some of the most insecure people I've ever met. They are only 'bragging' so that they can get the affirmation from their peers that they are 'cool'.

And I've found that girls that are attracted to those type of guys are not the ones that you'd want to date. Well I know I wouldn't, anyways. Either stuck up, stupid, immature, mean, or a combination of all 4. Yeah, not someone I want to spend time with. Not to mention easy, which means a far greater chance for STDs and the like.

Besides, you're 16! At that age, I had no idea how really really young that is. Heck, I still think I'm really really young, and I'm nearly 25! You've got so much time and life ahead of you. Don't sweat the small stuff.
 

traceur_

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Baby Tea said:
traceur_ said:
yeh, I just want to get it out of the way so I don't have to lie when people ask me, I go to an all boys school which makes it even harder to accomplish, god it sucks.
Why lie? Just remind them it's none of their freaking business.
Kissing a girl doesn't make your dick big, remember that.

You know the guys that talk the loudest about it? The ones that act all suave and bragging about how they laid all these girls? They are probably some of the most insecure people I've ever met. They are only 'bragging' so that they can get the affirmation from their peers that they are 'cool'.

And I've found that girls that are attracted to those type of guys are not the ones that you'd want to date. Well I know I wouldn't, anyways. Either stuck up, stupid, immature, mean, or a combination of all 4. Yeah, not someone I want to spend time with. Not to mention easy, which means a far greater chance for STDs and the like.

Besides, you're 16! At that age, I had no idea how really really young that is. Heck, I still think I'm really really young, and I'm nearly 25! You've got so much time and life ahead of you. Don't sweat the small stuff.
thanks man, that helps. (no sarcasm)
 

Rhayn

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I spent 4 nights in a hospital once, when I was only supposed to be there for 2 hours after a surgery. I had a cyst in my lower back. I developed a 40 degree fever, and they could not understand why. Turns out, I had an allergic reaction to the penicilin they gave me. Those 5 days I was at that damned hellhouse were the worst days I've ever had.

I wanted to strangle someone. Even more so when I had actually told them I felt worse after taking the damn pills. Incompetent, uncaring pricks.

That was the week I lost any intrest I had in becoming a doctor.
 

_Janny_

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Hmm... reading through this thread actually makes me feel better about my pathetic life...

I'll try to contribute to the misery, let's see... I'm failing college, my eyesight is going to hell, my jaw is tight and makes these clicking noises which means it'll either brake soon or god knows what. My dating life has been in the dumps all my life (zero dates, whooo!) I've lost all contact with my real friends since I went to college, and my mom thinks something is wrong with my brain because I have really weird thoughts.

But so what, as long as there is pizza and video games all is well for me.
 

Mikelland

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traceur_ said:
Baby Tea said:
simmeh said:
traceur_ said:
I'm 16, never kissed a girl or been on a date, *head-desk*, At least I can outrun anyone, damn I can't focus on the bad things, I guess that's good. Sorry for the brightness in this post.
I'm 21, never kissed a girl, only been on one date. And the best part is, I don't feel sorry for myself (most of the time). Most girls I know are shallow, stupid hacks.

Or maybe I'm just jaded. Who knows?
Jaded.
But it 's not a big deal. Everyone makes a big deal about dating, and how old you were when you were kissed, and how old you were when you first had sex, and all this crap. Who cares?
Remember, it's no-one else's freaking business.
yeh, I just want to get it out of the way so I don't have to lie when people ask me, I go to an all boys school which makes it even harder to accomplish, god it sucks.
It could be worse. I'm almost 20 and in a similar situation. One girlfriend about a year ago for a three weeks. Since then absolutely nothing. I suspect I will remain a virgin until I die. I pretend its not a big and that i don't care but I do more and more. To make matters even worse I go to a dance school. Which means two things:
No.1 Its full of absolutely gorgeous, available women who don't have a lot of contact with straight men.
No.2 I have a toned dancers physique

I'm not particularly unnatractive but I am very aware that there are plently of better men out there that won't have the myriad of issues I do, so why would they choose me? Maybe one day I can get drunk pity sex and feel horrible afterwards. Hooray for the future!!!

I'm destined to a life of celibacy but what the hell. To quote Colonel Cathcart. "I'm not going to waste my time making love to beautiful women unless theres something in it for me"
 

kaziard

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....i was thinking this was a thread about metallica.....now im kinda depressed reading all this stuff YOU TRICKED ME OP!!!! oh and traceur the best info i can give you is to work hard and get into uni then go into a student housing flat ;) you will thank me when you get there lol