Misinterpreted questions that can turn out...Awkward

[Iammatt]

I searched and couldnt find this thread so i thoht, is there any questions your friends ask you or you ask someone thhat can be understood very awkwardly?

For exampple me and my cousin were walking the other day and we were talking about bands and my cousin goes

"You know what I do when I'm home alone on the computer?"

I responded with the appropiate answer "Masturbate?"

apparently that was not it though and there was an awkward question.

So what are yours?

 

[NimbleJack3]

Not really. But when asked about a school class and how it went: Like your mom. Dickish.

 

[RazielDethAngel]

Right first some little starters.

I'm in marching band and through doing thisyou have to wear a special outfit. The upper body portion has a zipper in the back and thus you can't effectively zip it up.

Then one of my friends comes up to me and asks if I'll do her.

I reply with "Always."

 

[Blow_Pop]

I always ask my boyfriend and other gamer friends that I play online with and post on their myspace and facebook comments
"When do you wanna play with me again?"
or
"Hey wanna play with me tonight?"
or simply
"Hey when we gonna play again?"

For swing dancing

"Hey you wanna swing with me tonight?"
or
"We going swinging tonight?"

There are more but those are the only i can think of. And now AprilMarie is going to bed from sleep deprivation.

So long, and thanks for all the fish
(gotta love Douglas Adams....and shame to anyone who doesn't get the reference...at least to the sci fi fans)

goodnight.

 

[VincentX3]

Well it's not a question, and it didin't happen exactly to me, but it did happen to two of my friends while I was with them.

We were going to my friends house and one of them says

- Dude, that chick is hot!
- ....It's my mom...

It felt kinda akward the whole day...

 

[jdog345]

Right first some little starters.

I'm in marching band and through doing thisyou have to wear a special outfit. The upper body portion has a zipper in the back and thus you can't effectively zip it up.

Then one of my friends comes up to me and asks if I'll do her.

I reply with "Always."

At my school this is a band-wide joke.

My personal favorite is:

Dude:How are You doing?

Me: Not Much.

Dude:...

 

[RazielDethAngel]

Right first some little starters.

I'm in marching band and through doing thisyou have to wear a special outfit. The upper body portion has a zipper in the back and thus you can't effectively zip it up.

Then one of my friends comes up to me and asks if I'll do her.

I reply with "Always."

At my school this is a band-wide joke.

My personal favorite is:

Dude:How are You doing?

Me: Not Much.

Dude:...

Yeah it pretty much became a joke for us all too.

 

[Kinguendo]

Friend: Dude, this silence is a bit awkward.
Me: Hmm, not really... its just a silence.
...
Friend: Okay, THIS silence is awkward.
Me: *Nods* Yep.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

Granted though, 90% of the time anyone is alone on their computer they are masturbating, so I say the blame lies mostly on your cousin for phrasing that question so poorly.

 

[r4ndom]

I was in a party a few weeks back, and about 5 of us were talking in a group in the garden. I knew everyone, but there was one guy that'd just turned up that didn't really know any of us.

GUY 1 : Guys, that chick is so hot. What's her name?
GUY 2 : That's my sister...
GUY 3 : ...and she's also my girlfriend.
GUY 4 : ..!
ME : Hahahahah!

Awkward much?

 

[BlueTomfoolery]

"Something here smells like updoc" It always gets them. xD

 

[Nemo from Utopia]

I was in the supermarket with my friend once and i wanted some almonds but we couldnt find them so i went up to a guy who was stacking shelfs and said:

'excuse me, where do you keep your nuts?' - i only realised what i had said after i said it, he didnt seem to notice so i had to keep a straight face while my friend, who was down the isle a ways, was laughing her head off.

could have been very awkward...

 

[Khedive Rex]

At debate tournaments there is something called the "Tabulation Room." Its where points are counted up and its decided who gets to the next round. More often than not, debaters call it "The Tab Room." and go there to find out directly if they've advanced or not.

I was at an out of state tournament and the rest of my school was ready to go. They were waiting to find out if I had advanced. At this point it was very late, I was tired and had something of a headache. I walked up to this old prim and proper looking guy who was running the tournament. I proceeded to ask him "Do you know where I can find Tabs?" to which he responded "... WHAT?!"

It didn't occur to me until later that "a tab" is slang for "a dose of Ecstacy", meaning I had just asked the tournament director (a man well into his sixties) if he could hook me up with hard drugs.

... Yeah. Akward.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Does your dick look like a chicken?

Oh wait, that's always awkward.

 

[TheMatt]

Granted though, 90% of the time anyone is alone on their computer they are masturbating, so I say the blame lies mostly on your cousin for phrasing that question so poorly.

90%? Really? Is this like some marathon attempt? I'm pretty much done after 5mins, tops. using your equation I have 30seconds to do everything else.

 

[Emperorpeng]

I have a friend (actually, a few) who specialize in creating awkward situations.

[she sneaks up behind someone and whispers in their ear] "Can I be the big spoon?"

 

[Scythos]

Not so much a question but still awkward. We where at 'friend b's house'.

friend a: HA! you where in your mum.
friend b: Yes, yes I was.
...
Me: I've been in your mum.

At which point she just walked in the door =D

ahh she still loves me...

 

[Blow_Pop]

I always ask my boyfriend and other gamer friends that I play online with and post on their myspace and facebook comments
"When do you wanna play with me again?"
or
"Hey wanna play with me tonight?"
or simply
"Hey when we gonna play again?"

For swing dancing

"Hey you wanna swing with me tonight?"
or
"We going swinging tonight?"

There are more but those are the only i can think of. And now AprilMarie is going to bed from sleep deprivation.

So long, and thanks for all the fish
(gotta love Douglas Adams....and shame to anyone who doesn't get the reference...at least to the sci fi fans)

goodnight.

Oh thats hilarious, thank you for the luaghs

Anytime