Misinterpreted Titles

[badgersprite]

It's like Sarah Plain and Tall, only Sarah's a demon called a Darkling, and she slowly turns the wholesome plains of the American prairie into the plains of hell.

Frost At Midnight

 

[SpaceSpork]

There's a small city in Texas that always, no matter the season, goes to temperature 0, and at 3:00 AM, goes to 10 degrees, and the police try to figure out why.

Showgirls

 

[Ren3004]

A documentary about the girls on car exhibits and the discrimination they must endure.


Jumper.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

A man goes to a shop and buys a jumper, to find it is enchanted and teleports him to a magical land of jumpers and sweaters.

The Wrong Trousers

 

[Ren3004]

A man accidentally puts on his wife's trousers. During that day, he finds a terrible secret about her.


The Passion of Christ.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

A documentary about recent digs revealing Jesus loved Video Gaming, and they find various gaming machines and games invented by Jesus years before their time.

Duke Nukem

 

[Pm0n3y]

A movie about a game that'll never come out.

Dark Sector

 

[Yorgmiester]

A refugee from another country tries to forget the horrible tragedies that took place in his homeland, but is constantly haunted by the things he saw there, eventually descending into madness.

Youtube

 

[SpaceSpork]

A man named You is accidentally stretched out into a Tube, and becomes a superhero who calls himself YouTube.

The Santa Clause

 

[rhyno435]

A clause regarding SANTA - Stupid Arrogant Nutjob Teaching Algebra.

It decrees that only stupid arrogant nutjobs can teach algebra, until one day, Tim Allen decides to go against the world and teach algebra, despite being an intelligent kind sane human being.

Family Guy.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

A documentary following Guy Fawkes' family.
Monty Python's Flying Circus.

 

[TheSentinel]

A wonderous fantasy movie about the eccentric proprietor of a magical flying circus. Directed by Tim Burton, starring Johnny Depp.

Pink Floyd.

 

[Ren3004]

A misspelled title for a documentary about the properties of pink paint.


The Rolling Stones.

 

[CounterAttack]

A common term for an avalanche on a non-snowy mountain

NCIS.

 

[TheSentinel]

An abbreviation for No Child Is Special, a documentary against the self-esteem movement.

Zoolander.

 

[Ren3004]

A show about the National Committee for International Spanking.
A film about a man who tries to buy a land to build a zoo.


CSI.

 

[SpaceSpork]

You see this eye!

The Escapist

 

[CounterAttack]

Houdini live performances.

Rise Against.

 

[SpaceSpork]

The two words that come before The Kingdom.

Nintendo Wii

 

[ravensshade]

nintendo has gone into designing computer fans that make the sounds of joy or mostly wiiiiii
and called it the wii

playstation 3