Misinterpreted Titles

[Pimppeter2]

A racist porno

The Elder Scrolls

 

[Timotei]

Really, really, really, old pieces of paper.

Spaceballs

 

[badgersprite]

A TV show starring Mr. Scroll who, having never known his parents, invents a time machine and travels back through history to try and track down his ancestors, in search of the story of his family heritage.

An '80s video game where you pilot an 8-bit ball that bounces off of asteroids and avoids spaceship fire. You earn points by collecting stars, because it is always stars.

30 Days of Night

 

[Timotei]

A little girl in a coma for thirty days.

The Nullification Act

 

[Lothae]

A scientist desperately attempts to divide by zero in order to save the world from a black hole.

Red Cliff

 

[Timotei]

A bunch of delinquients spray the walls of a cliff red.

The Audacity of Hope

 

[XJ-0461]

The fearless daring of a young Swedish girl called Hope.

Uncharted: Drake's Fortune

 

[Guitar Gamer]

the story of one Francis drake on his many pirate voyages following Spanish ships through uncharted territory

Star wars

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

Spheres of gas that collide at astounding rates.

Bickford Schmelkler's Cool Ideas

 

[XJ-0461]

The debuet rap album from Dracula.
Frigging ninjas.

Sleepy Hollow

 

[Lothae]

Edit: Ninja'd
A Disney movie featuring the constantly slumbering animal inhabitants of the thus named "Sleepy Hollow". What will they do when the nasty humans arrive with their noise making machines? :<

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

 

[XJ-0461]

A game of hide and seek between animals, both real and mythical.

Die Hard

 

[Pm0n3y]

A Documentary on showing ways you have really graphic, brutal deaths. Rated G.

A Bug's Life

 

[badgersprite]

The quest for a rug so snug it's fit for a bug.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

 

[BangsLiekWhoa]

A documentary about Charlie Sheen's job at a chocolate factory as a teen.

Blade Runner

 

[Sam G]

A chilling documentary about why it's dangerous to run while holding a knife.

Skulduggery Pleasant

 

[XJ-0461]

A documentary showing crafty yet whimsical deception.

Terminator 2: Judgement Day

 

[Ren3004]

A killer robot goes to trial for his crimes in the previous film.



Gone with the Wind.

 

[XJ-0461]

A movie about a drifter that goes from one town to the next when there is sufficient wind to power his sail-car.

Fight Club