Misquote the person above you!

[Lexodus]

EDIT: New rules, better laid out.

1) Quote the previous post.

2) Edit the quote.

3) Post a reply.

E.G: Hello, I'm Lex, I like dogs.

Hello, I'm Lex. I lick dogs.

You do, do you?

 

[Pm0n3y]

Hello, I'm Lex. I lick dogs.

Hello, I'm Lex. I lack dodges.

 

[Lexodus]

Hello, I'm Lex. I lick dogs.

Hello, I'm Lex. I lack dodges.

Umbrella, I'm Lex. I lack dodgeballs.

 

[RawrMeister]

Hello, I'm Lex. I lick dogs.

Hello, I'm Lex. I lack dodges.

Umbrella, I'm Lex. I lack dodgeballs.

resident, I'm Lex. I lack balls.

Spoiler: OOC

COME ON i had no choice D:

 

[Lexodus]

COME ON i had no chimps D:

What on earth do you need chimps for?

 

[Lexodus]

Who needs a hat rack this late in the year?

My brother, actually. He's in university and such things are hard to come by.

 

[Sam G]

My brother actually screws apes. He's in university and such things are hard to avoid doing.

What the hell sort of sordid uni does your brother go to?

 

[CounterAttack]

My brother actually screws apes. He's in university and such things are hard to avoid doing.

What the hell sort of sordid uni does your brother go to?

What the hell sort of sorority does your brother go to? =)

 

[Sciutovian]

My brother actually screws apes. He's in university and such things are hard to avoid doing.

What the hell sort of sordid uni does your brother go to?

Doesn't matter, sounds sexy. =)

I hope I never see you in person, you sick bastard.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I hope I never see you in person, you French accountant.

What do you have against the French? And accountants?

 

[Klagermeister]

The French are scared little girls who eat accountants.

Now that's what I call number-crunching! Ba-dum pssh.
I make jokes on teh interwebz to show how cool I am. *flexes brain*

 

[Pm0n3y]

Now that's not what I call tit-crunching! Ya-dum *****.
I make jokes on teh interwebz to show how dumb I am. *flexes face*

How do you tit-crunch? And how in the hell did you flex your face?!

 

[Lexodus]

My brother actually screws apes. He's in university and such things are hard to avoid doing.

Where does he go to Uni? How do you get in?

Well, long story short, you have to wrestle a bear once.

 

[ravensshade]

How do you tit-crunch? And how in the hell did you flex your feces?!

that my good sir is disgusting

 

[KurtzGallahad]

Wow, this thread has gotton a tad off it's original topic.

 

[Puzzles]

Wow, this thread has gotton a tad off it's original topic.

Wow, this thread of cotton is sad for it's original topic.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Ow! His thread of cotton is gay for this unoriginal topic.

I'm sorry, but i think i might have to disagree with you on that one good sir.

 

[Scunner]

I'm Porridge and i think i might have to dance with you that one time good sir.

See, now that made no sense at all.

 

[darkenergy134]

See, now that made no sense at all.

See, now that made me sense a tall.