Misquote the person above you!

[Lexodus]

Again, intriguing. Where do you people come from, you sexy mens?

I knew we should have taken a left turn at Albuquerque! I'm never going fishing with you guys again!

Methinks the goat might have delusions of cartoonacy.

 

[Lexodus]

Methinks the goat might have confirmation of his omnipotence.

I think you mean 'impotence'.

TMI, dude. Seriously, did not need to know that.

 

[Lexodus]

I think you have an excellent pony.

Whoops, I thought I'd eaten them all.

Is there anything you won't eat?

 

[Lexodus]

The fuck's wrong with my CPU?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I fucked the wrong CPU!

WHAT?! You did what to the CPU?!

 

[Lexodus]

I fucked the wrong CPU!

WHAT?! You did what to my mother?!

Absolutely nothing; she looked diseased.

 

[Lexodus]

Absolutely everything; she looked like she needed to be diseased.

How could you be so tasty?

Here's the secret beauticians don't want you to know, discovered by a mom at home I bathe in butterscotch pudding. It helps me go down better with teh laydeez.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Absolutely everything; she looked like she needed to be diseased.

How could you be so tasty?

I piss in butterscotch pudding. It helps meh go up better with teh men.

Um, what's the point in pissing in pudding? What exactly does that prove?

 

[Lexodus]

Absolutely everything; she looked like she needed to be diseased.

How could you be so tasty?

I piss in butterscotch pudding. It helps meh go up better with teh men.

Oh great master, whyfore dost thou urinate in pudding?I beseech thee, educate me in your ways!

Here's the deal; I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
Also, urinating in pudding grants immortality, but urinating in pudding and then feeding it to an unwitting victim grants the one thing better; teh hradcore lulz.