Mock The Game...

[PantherophisAmbush]

Wow, Infinity Ward did a good job with this.

Okay, Mario. You've beaten me enough. You can have one wish. Oh, Toad? .. -Thud- Granted.

This year, Activision won't be bringing out another Guitar Hero game.

 

[oranger]

Bowser: hahaha mario! all out of fire flowers, super stars and have even been glued to the bridge? what will you do now?!
*mario pulls out a .45

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Mario Game: "That's what you get for kidnapping The Princess again Bowser! If you do it again, I swear I'll use this baseball bat for something other than a friendly game of ball! What!? Of course we're still on for Go-Karting this weekend!"

CoD: "Welcome to Okinawa, how long are you on shore leave? Aww, only two weeks? We'd better start having fun right away"

that's all I've got

 

[oranger]

Gaming Industry Executive at PAX: "just a second, I need to go get fresh orders from our parent company representative before I can answer that question..."