Mock The Week

[Paul Mc]

What is your favourate 'Scenes we'ed like to see' line from Mock the Week.
One of my personal favourates:
Topic: Things you wouldn't hear from a travel agent.
Edd Burns: Now please be quiet as we enter this next room because we have technically broken in.

 

[Starp]

Topic: Things you wouldn't hear at the Winter Olympics
David Mitchell: Have you ever stared at snow so long it turned to blood?

 

[SmartIdiot]

Topic: Things that would change the mood at a dinner party
Frankie Boyle: I hope nobody here is allergic to nuts, because I like to rest mine on the table.

 

[evilgrim]

Topic: Things that would change the mood at a dinner party
Frankie Boyle: There is a vegetarian option, you can fuck off.

Frankie Boyle.
Yay.

 

[DemonicVixen]

Topic: Things that would change the mood at a dinner party
Frankie Boyle: I hope nobody here is allergic to nuts, because I like to rest mine on the table.

Hahahahahahaha... wow i love that. Damn it, now i really want to see it also.

 

[hudsonzero]

any thing Frankie Boyle?russle howerd says

 

[cptRazz]

Topic: Things that would change the mood at a dinner party
Frankie Boyle: I hope nobody here is allergic to nuts, because I like to rest mine on the table.

Topic: Things that would change the mood at a dinner party
Frankie Boyle: There is a vegetarian option, you can fuck off.

Frankie Boyle.
Yay.

These two are made of total WIN!

 

[SmartIdiot]

Topic: Things that would change the mood at a dinner party
Frankie Boyle: There is a vegetarian option, you can fuck off.

Frankie Boyle.
Yay.

Haha I nearly forgot that one... he's ridiculously quick off the mark most of the time.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Things you wouldn't hear on a tV show.
Frankie Boyle: Hello, I'm Dara O'brien, and tHIS (looks down) is my penis.

Dara's reaction was hilarious.

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

I need to know where this came from.

To BBC!

 

[El Poncho]

I need to know where this came from.

To BBC!

A lot of them are on Youtube.

edit: Things the Queen would not say at her speech(something like that)
Frankie Boyle: My pussy is so old it's haunted.

 

[Jiggabyte]

Topic: Things that would change the mood at a dinner party
Frankie Boyle: There is a vegetarian option, you can fuck off.

Frankie Boyle.
Yay.

I should probably be offended. Then again, its Frankie Boyle.
Regardless, that's probably the most quoted thing from Mock The Week.

 

[Zepren]

Unlikely things to hear on a children's TV programe
Frankie Boyle: Things drawing has been sent in by robert aged 9. That's a shit drawing robert. There are children your age in china who can make shoes

lol i love frankie, gonna miss him. Got his live dvd thou. Legend

 

[messy]

Topic: Things that would change the mood at a dinner party
Frankie Boyle: There is a vegetarian option, you can fuck off.

Frankie Boyle.
Yay.

Haha I nearly forgot that one... he's ridiculously quick off the mark most of the time.

I always feel they seem heavily prepared, I mean there funny and all but there's no way they don't see the topics before hand. And a lot of Frankie Boyles jokes in the other sections is just rehashing of his tour (and the same goes for any show he's on...)

OT
Worst person to be president
Hugh; You can call me president Sha-woddy-woddy

Yes I know he does it all the time but every time there's a tear in my eye

 

[evilgrim]

Topic: Things that would change the mood at a dinner party
Frankie Boyle: There is a vegetarian option, you can fuck off.

Frankie Boyle.
Yay.

I should probably be offended. Then again, its Frankie Boyle.
Regardless, that's probably the most quoted thing from Mock The Week.

Yeah. You said it.
Frankie Boyle offends everyone..
Most of the time anyway.

Haha.
Yeah. It must have a reason for being so quoted though.

 

[tomtom94]

I think Frankie Boyle will be missed but his departure will not kill the show.
If they want a permanent replacement, I nominate David Mitchell.

Anyway: Things a sports commentator would never say
Russell: Welcome to Robot Wars! Cruncher! "Ready!" Stephen Hawking! "Rea-dy"

 

[Pandairon]

I am totally lost here, whats going on?.

 

[Cyanin]

Unlikely letters for an agony aunt to recieve
Russell Howard: my voice is breaking and there is hair on my chest, is this normal? Yours, Sally Jenkins, age 9.

Fucking brilliant, put in that title to youtube, the whole thing is brilliant..

 

[Mana Fiend]

Dalek Poetry Reading! I can't remember which 'Scenes' it was in, but I remember it was fantastic.

"This one is called Daffodils! Extreminate Daffodils!"