Mock The Week

[Pariah87]

Does anyone remember the bit where Ed Byrne was trying to get in for the quickfire round, couldn't, and when he finally did he picked up the microphone stand and ran off with it?

That was pretty good, when he did finally get the microphone Dara pushed the buzzer lol.

Unlikely things to hear on a nature show.
Frankie "As the lions tear apart the antelope, I find myself getting strangely aroused"

Worst things to hear your new partner say
David Mitchell "You can't use that toilet...that's MY toilet" Just the way he says it is brilliant.

 

[Willis_D]

Topic: Things you wouldn't hear on a quiz show (or something along those lines)
Ed Byrne: (Pretending the quiz show is Mastermind)
''Name?''
''Ted Smith.''
''Occupation?''
''Carpenter.''
''Chosen subject?''
''The life and work of carpenter Ted Smith.''

That is one of many that I consider to be brilliant lines.