Modern Warfare 2 Guide to Multiplayer

[siffty]

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So, you have decided to reject being an asshole and putting everyone elses fun under your k/d ratio, well we have a class for that to:

1. get marathon lightweight and commando
2. try and get a care package
3. run around at absurd speeds and knife the entire other team
4. if you cannot get a care package just get a pistol that has tactical knife on it
5. turn off the game and go play a game of swords on halo because that is what you just created

i like this but i also add the ass hole part but running around with a shotty and jumping of every ledge whilst shooting randomly till i get a head-shot

 

[Beefcakes]

Snip

I enjoyed that
Quite a bit

Anyway, Thermal whores? Heartbeat noobs? Knife... tools? 1887... people?
Well, apart from the 1887 problem, I have a solution to all of those problems, I use the stealth approach

UMP Silencer
Marathon Pro
Cold Blooded Pro
Ninja Pro

Thermals kinda work, but alot less efficiently, enough time to pop 'em before they get their mind around whats going on - also stops those Heart Beat sensors dead in their tracks (literally)
Cold Blooded stops UAV reliant people, which usually stops alot of Knifing traffic, and puts you in a spot to get behind them with out them being the wiser, and Marathon helps with the flankage
No need to worry about air support, they don't see a thing, and generally you can get around most camping people with ease...
...only to pop up in their blind spot, and dent their head with a Semtex
If you're ever unsure, flash around a corner, might save your life, think tactically

They only unfair thing in this game is the lack of local search, you Americans and Brit's have no idea how many hours I have to search to find a green connection game, and then have it close in one round
Ugh
Drives me up the wall
'It's built in' They say
'It'll be awesome-sauce!' I assume they say
Ugh
Bleh
Woof
Buh

Comment and queries welcome

 

[Distorted Stu]

lol i just read what OP put, it made me chuckle and i do agree! Well played.

 

[mb16]

i do hardcore so models aren't so much of a problem surprisingly.

The only guns i use (at the moment lvl.45):
1: m16 thermal/m4 ACOG/mp5k silencer/m92 silencer
2: usp.45 tactical knife/silencer
3:marathon
4:cold blooded
5:commando/ninja

i use the tactic of run to the enemies flanks, "camp" a path for 1-3 kills move up...

 

[Sethzard]

Not really much room for discussion in here, but it's some sound enough advice. Although, I do warn against using the 1887s, since they are extremely cheap.

also, it will be nerfed in the upcoming patch

i do not think so, it kind of destroys the reason the models were made in the first place, they were supposed to be the best shotguns that is why you unlock them last.

besides they need to fix the glitched games more than the models, honestly i am in one of them every game it seems.

no dude, not a question, they are being nerfed

 

[wooty]

Do agree with ACOG's on snipers, doing quite well with those set ups, cant hit shit through the normal scope and even the thermal 80% of the time. Snipers now feel more "assaulty" to me, and its a good feeling.

 

[bradley348]

Fail.


there is only one step needed.

Stay Frosty, specially while you are Oscar Mike

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

Not really much room for discussion in here, but it's some sound enough advice. Although, I do warn against using the 1887s, since they are extremely cheap.

this was intended to be satirical, as in:

do this to really piss everyone off and ruin the game

Well, you failed then