Mods: please delete account

[sageoftruth]

Also, why not just log off? Boom. I have now solved your problem. You may email me some money at your earliest convenience.

Well, they might not want this account used against them in the future. My Escapist account was heavily documented and used as a basis for personal attack after me even after I stopped posting here. There's a reason my profile no longer contains any contact information (and, in fact, the email associated with this account doesn't even give a last name), and in fact only two pieces of information, period (one of which I'd remove, but I'd have to pore over thousands of posts looking for places I identified it anyway, so it's not worth it).

There are legit reasons "just log out" might not work for someone, so it's always weird hat people always feel the need to suggest it.

Personal attacks? I didn't think people that bad lurked on the Escapist. Sure there were a handful of bad apples, but I'd always thought off-website attacks were more of a 4Chan thing. That's kind of disappointing.

 

[Bobular]

The best way (read most entertaining) would be to use the code of conduct as a check list and give your self challenges, see how many rules you can brake in one post, how many you can complete before mods notice and ban you, see if you can do them all in order. Try to start with the weirdest, like ban jumping some how with out yet being banned (time machine helps here).

Or, you know, just follow the sensible advice people have posted above. Either way will probably work.

I can imagine reading that post.

"By the gods...this man has broken every single rule in a single post. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. Even the ones that contradict each other! He broke rules we didn't know we even had.!"

The point is to create a situation so bad, the mods would HAVE to find a way to delete his account, just to remove the stupidity/racism/advertising/nudity/money laundering. It may not be possible now, but if you work for it you may just get your wish to come true.

May I suggest a post about your new business venture:

Spoiler

'Jewish pork dick sandwiches' made from 100% real panda meat, now with pics of the dicks. All money definitely stays away from the ISIS mafia for reals this time.

That'll do... for a start...

 

[Silentpony_v1legacy]

What's with all the grand statements and attention seeking? Just log off, and stop coming here. I mean the Escapist doesn't have a mandatory minimum number of posts per month to keep an account open. And even if it does, problem solved. Stop posting and your account would be closed.

 

[step1999]

What's with all the grand statements and attention seeking? Just log off, and stop coming here. I mean the Escapist doesn't have a mandatory minimum number of posts per month to keep an account open. And even if it does, problem solved. Stop posting and your account would be closed.

Something Amyss explained upthread why that might not be a good idea.

 

[sky14kemea]

Okay guys you've had your fun with this thread.

Time to say night night.