Moments where you feel MANLY.

[Doclector]

Parrying successfully in dark souls.

And also, crushing flying insects in your hand. My local area seems to have a real problem with them in the summer. Makes me feel like godzilla.

 

[Evil Smurf]

What gets my y chromosomes pumping, is when I bench grizzly bears while spurting off sexist nonsense to a homoerotic audience. Damn it, it feels so good.

 

[Scarim Coral]

To me that is pretty much watching any of the Jojo's Bizzare Adventure openings

Spoiler: Intro 1

Spoiler: Intro 2

Well ok this one make me abit slight fabulous

Spoiler: Intro3

 

[Zhukov]

I had to kick a door down once.

It was surprisingly satisfying. And yes, manly as hell.

 

[Thaluikhain]

I think the most manly (or womanly for that matter) thing you can do is have sex. Nothing's more sexually reassuring than actually having sex, at least to me.

I disagree. You see, welding is the manliest thing to do. Maybe rustling cattle as well, but welding, that's for sure. You want some reassurance, go bend some red-hot metal and stuff!

Welding is pretty good, no doubt, but I felt pretty manly blacksmithing my own sword. An ugly misshapen piece of steel that may not be worth a damn, but I hammered a steel bar into that shape with my own arm.

Let's just agree that any time hot metal [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3MXiTeH_Pg] is involved, it's pretty manly.

I can't help thinking of flashdance, TBH.

 

[Varrdy]

When I manage to do repairs to my car - everyone finds tools and being all oily manly, even thin blokes with skin the colour of inkjet paper.

 

[w9496]

Doing obstacle courses makes me feel like I could suplex a freight train. I did a ton of courses in basic training,but sadly the real Army doesn't do them as often as I'd like.

Beating any boss in a Metal Gear game . I yell like thunder whenever those bastards finally go down. The only exception is The Boss.

 

[elvor0]

Chopping wood. That feeling of splitting a log in half with one swing, totally manly. My girlfriends parents have a sauna, so of course, you need wood, and despite it being completely unnecssary to chop it up, I just gotta do it when ever I go collect it.

Then of course that leads to MAN MAKE FIRE!

 

[Thaluikhain]

Going to a certain beach in Sydney...

*Boom boom*

 

[Riot3000]

Lets see when I had my factory job being the SOLO man to strap down all stuff to flatbeds and NEVER had a incident then going home to detox on endless videos of CUTE animals and making sound effects that only should come out of cute moe character.

All this talk of wielding,blacksmithing,oil and cars laughable sack up and knit kit my knit game is top of the #GOML

[/spoiler]

Spoiler: Intro 2

Well ok this one make me abit slight fabulous

JoJo opening two is the most MANLIEST opening and just MANLIEST thing in the entire existence of life and this can't be argued nor contested. Just cold hard chilling freezing fact.

 

[Vicarious Reality]

What did i do today? hmmm
I practised swinging the axe head i got for free yesterday, i wish i had some trees i did not need
http://www.gransforsbruk.com/produkter/dubbeleggade-yxor/gransfors-dubbeleggade-yxa/

What do i like to do?
Listen to Raubtier and play with my AK

Lift my red dumbbell
Devour dinosaurs chickens

 

[teqrevisited]

I was helping my dad move a while ago and in the process we replaced his old sofa. Let me just say there's nothing quite like tearing and beating furniture into tiny pieces with nothing but your hands and feet.

 

[SonOfVoorhees]

Killing a spider for my girlfriend. Not sure what i would do if she says "there is a rabid rottweiler in the bath tub?"lol.

 

[gunny1993]

Managing to get my souffle to have that perfect outer finish whilst retaining the fluffy center.

 

[SonOfVoorhees]

"writing my name in the snow"...

I dont know, depends on the name. If its Sam Smith(then no your a wuss) but if your name is Johann Gambolputty-de-von-Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crass-cren-bon-fried-digger-dangle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelter-wasser-kurstlich-himble-eisen-bahnwagen-guten-abend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwürstel-gespurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-schönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittleraucher-von-Hautkopft of Ulm then you sir are a king of men (yeah, Monty Python reference;-).

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

Lifting more than my trainer who is my age on the deadlift. A whopping 5 kg more, what up?

 

[Catfood220]

Changing a tire on a car.

Last time I had to do this was when my friends car got a flat on the way to a guys weekend. He was on the phone to his dad going "do you have the number to my breakdown service" while I'm like "Do you have a jack?" Yes. "Do you have a spare tire?" Yes. "I can fix this, trust me." Ten minutes later, I'm tightening the final bolt with a "That should do it", the guys give me a "Should?" I give the bolts and unnecessary additional tighten, wipe the sweat from my forehead(despite it being winter) and go "yep". This while all the while fighting the rigours of sleep deprivation.

But I simply could not have had that slight against my MANHOOD of having a breakdown service guy coming out to 3 guys and not one of them knowing how to change a tire.

Of course later on it was a case of "yeah we could have done that, its easy". Uh huh. So why didn't you do it and why were you asking for your breakdown service?

 

[Lovecrafts Sunny Day]

Opening a window for an old lady on my way to work, she was having trouble with her single wooden frame fenestration, so I stepped in, just like a man.

I was like 'YEAH WINDOW *****, YOU'RE OPEN!! CHECK OUT MY CONTEMPORARY DEPICTION OF MASCULINITY!!'
(in all honesty, it was much calmer than that, nice lady, bought me a bottle of ale as a thank you ).
(ALE - Manly beverage)