Monty python's escapist thread

[fluffylandmine]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V7zbWNznbs - Je fart dans votre direction générale.

 

[Mr. Moose]

"Now we see the violence inherent in the system!"

Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Shut....
Up!

 

[guyy]

[a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1krZp0NYRw]"Some of the scenes which followed were of a violent nature."[/a]

[a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKjUBd0OCIE&feature=related]"I have this terrible feeling of deja vu!"[/a]

 

[Jaythulhu]

How not to be seen, The dead parrot sketch, most of the ones everyone else has mentioned, and of course, Nudge Nudge, Wink, Wink.

Know what I mean, he asked knowingly?

 

[742]

both already been said, but confuse a cat and how to defend yourself from fresh fruit.

 

[MJ12 Commando]

Job Interview:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmHX0qPQS0M

Argument Clinic:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teMlv3ripSM&feature=related

 

[Dommyboy]

I really just cant decide for my number one but my top three are the upperclass twit of the year, THE BISHOP!!! intro and the sketch where John Cleese acts out as a stupid boxer who does the same training routine everyday and the coach is having an affair with his wife. Brilliant scenes.

 

[TheDean]

i'm not going to read every post, but i hope no one has done this one yet, but my fav has to be

"cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with--a herring". I hope that is an exact quote, but my memory ain't too good.

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

"If we build this large wooden badger..."

 

[the monopoly guy]

"How not to be seen" is my favourite from the show. From the movie...well I can't choose.

 

[jim_doki]

"I require a bee license"
"for your bee, named eric? Eric the Bee?"
"No, Eric the Half a bee"


A one... two-- A one... two... three... four...
Half a bee, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto, half not be.
But half the bee has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?

But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?

Singing...

La dee dee, one two three,
Eric the half a bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half a bee.

Is this wretched demi-bee,
Half-asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric the half a bee!

Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,
Eric the half a bee.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the half a bee.

I love this hive, employee-ee,
Bisected accidentally,
One summer afternoon by me,
I love him carnally.

He loves him carnally,
Semi-carnally.
The end.

Cyril Connelly?
No; semi-carnally!
Oh.

Cyril Connelly.
[whistling]

 

[josh797]

the argument sketch, where the guys pays for an argument :-D

 

[ThePoodonkis]

I wonder where that fish did go.......

You did love it so. You loved it like... a son.


[a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_ve37gVwxw]The Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook[/a]

 

[Anarchemitis]

I would also like to thank The Royal Society for the Prevention of Birds,​

 

[jat112786]

what about Twit of the Year?

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Flying Lessons [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ie3Myg0c6U]

Oh, a gap in one's 'oop!

 

[Flour]

I wonder where that fish did go.......

I swear, that sketch scared the hell out of me
I personally like The Lumberjack Song [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg&feature=related] and the Dead Parrot [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFYJe2o2yJM] scene.

The Lumberjack song is awesome and it's probably the best thing I've seen from them. But I haven't seen everything from Flying Circus yet so it could still change.

 

[Lusperus]

Ow did 'e know that was going to 'appen?