More Achievements

[Shadow Tyrant]

The spy is a spy!: kill an enemy spy disguised as a spy.

In that vein,

That's a mouthful - Kill an enemy spy disguised as a spy, as a spy while disguised as an enemy spy. - 10g
Dominator - Get five dominations without dying. - 50g
What are you, stupid? It's obviously not working. Try something else. - Get killed by enemy sentries 10 times in a row while attempting to steal the enemy intelligence. - 0g
Just stop already. You're embarrassing yourself. - Get killed by enemy sentries 20 times in a row while attempting to steal the enemy intelligence. - 0g

And in a completely different (Halo 3) vein,

Hot Pants - Die while teabagging an opponent you killed with a flamethrower - 1g
Too much time on your hands - Unlock every piece of armor in the game - 100g (There might already be an achievement for this, I dunno.)

Resident Evil 4:
Dammit, you stupid, stupid girl! - Kill Ashley out of frustration. - N/Ag
What was that grunt? ...OW WHAT THE FUCK - Hear an infected villager approaching, but don't find him until he's already thrown an axe at your head. - N/Ag

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

you people keep taking my achievement names anyway

Bioshock:

This just isnt funny:fight 2 big daddys at once
druggy : use all your plasmids(that are equiped) to kill one enemy
BOO!: kill a splicer with the wrench without him noticing.
obsessive compulsive: hack everything in one level in reach
TZZZZZZZ: kill 3 enemies with the electo plasmid while they are in water.

Mass effect

bottom of teh class: Win one fight with everyone equiped with sniper rifles.(we all know they are bad)
guessing game: In the citidel take 10 attempts to crack the computers code before it explodes.
BURN: have everyone weapon overheat at the same time
joy ride: fly your ship around the galexy without accomplishing anything.

 

[shatnershaman]

Most given out achievement of all time.

Spoiler: Pretty obvious

 

[Fangface74]

I may be an idiot Sir,but there is one thing I am not...and that is an idiot - Insert game disk upside down - 0.5g

 

[meatloaf231]

[strong]Seriously, shut up[/strong] - Mute 100 different people in online games (Goes for any game)

 

[Ares Tyr]

Call of Duty 4

You Can Run...: Kill twenty-five enemies with headshots through walls or solid surfaces with Deep Impact. (Done it, though not in one match, that'd be silly)

Hater Assassinator: Get a 10 kill streak with only a knife. (Done it)

It's Raining Men: Kill an opponent mid-air with a knife. (Done it)

Is There No One Else!?: Get a 25 kill streak on any gametype. (Done it)

Are You Not Entertained!?: Get a 15 winning streak with different opponents on 1 vs. 1.

 

[000Ronald]

What does the scouter say?

Exceed 9000 kills.

 

[Fangface74]

"Want some hot water with that?" teabagg someone 5 times 100G

I know how to crouch, which button drops your trousers?

 

[rapidoud]

Aww come on Microsoft, wtf did you put a button that can take you out of game right in the middle of a control? - Hit the Xbox Guide button in the middle of an online match (optional: Right before a kill/owning someone) -5g (I do this too much)

Xbox Live doesn't care about competitive play - Die more than 1000 times due to getting matched against Americans with annoying accents and then having them kill you ONLY because they are in the same country as the host and at your/my skill that extra 200ms makes a HUGE difference.

Omfg I really do own - Get matched against someone from your country, and then realise when the ping is really low you actually are AWESOMELY good at this game.

I get so angry because I have adsl2+ and I STILL GET SLOW CONNECTION SPEED WHICH MAKES A HUGE DIFFERENCE IN HALO SIODISUHD*SDS)*DS)*&D^*#$Y^#$*&YHSDIJ

Any more?

Selfless - Sacrificed self to save team (blew up 4 cops of 6 in a gta4 online match so my teammates could get away) - 500g, kamikaze ftw?

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

You Can't Drive 55, But You're Close: Acheived a max speed of 3,500 KM/H on all courses in F-Zero GX. I've totally done it.

Antisocial Take out atleast 20 drivers in one course on F-Zero GX. Done it as well.

I have atisocial... But how do I go 3500 kmph?

Any way

TF2

Heavy:
Potato sack teabag 10 people as a heavy.

Spy:
Bait 1 Sap an enemy sentry while the engineer is further away than 10 meters, then backstab him as he runs toward the sentry. (done)
Bait 2 Lure an enemy into the reach of a sentry while diguised.

Demoman:
Ar ye stupid or sumthin? Dominate two pyros in one life as a demoman, using only stickies. (done)

Misc:
I am small Play Toy Fort Elite for more than 5 hours. (done)

Pyro:
Axe of fury Kill a heavy medic combo with axtinguisher.
Axe of anger Dominate an enemy in one life with the axtinguisher.
Axe of wrath Kill 5 enemies on a friendly controlpoint with the axtinguisher.
Axe of furyously angry wrath Get 500 Axtinguisher kills.
Axe-tasctic Get all the above.

Soldier:
Bombs away Kill an enemy with a rocket in a rocket jump.
Carpet bomb Kill 2 enemies with rockets in a rocket jump.
Nuke Kill more than one enemy with a critrocket while in a rocket jump.
Clusterbomb Kill an enemy with shotgun in a rocket jump.
Commence landing Land on an enemy after a rocket jump.
Pilot approval Get all og the above.

 

[Sketchy]

Guitar Hero 3:
Carpal Tunnel Syndrome - Play Through The Fire and Flames on expert all the way through 15 times without stopping

 

[Shadow Tyrant]

Here's another one for TF2:

Stuck - Get in a stalemate on 2Fort for more than two hours - 10g

I've done it. And it sucks. I should be compensated.

 

[Aries_Split]

For Halo 3

What the hell is wrong with you?: Don't skip any cutscenes in halo 3.

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

For Halo 3

What the hell is wrong with you?: Don't skip any cutscenes in halo 3.

All in Good humour:
Shush, He Might Be Saying Something Important: Don't skip any dialogue in Metal Gear Solid 4.

TF2
Oh Dear, I've Made Quite A Mess: Get 5 non-backstab kills in a single life as a spy.

 

[Fangface74]

Related to Stephen Hawking?-Understand what's going on in Metal Gear Solid 4

The kids NEED you!-Ignore everything that isn't the game your currently playing (probably Final Fantasy)

 

[Anton P. Nym]

Feet First Into Hell: Kill someone with a melee strike while landing from a grenade or rocket jump. -- 10g (Works for Halo 3 or TF2 Soldiers)

Carmine Medal of Honor: Headshot an opponent before he recovers from a failed Active Reload. -- 5g (Gears of War 2)

-- Steve

 

[Cid Silverwing]

Cleptomaniac - Go out of your way to pickpocket every guards and hunt down all the clue bottles. (Sly 2)

Sssupporrrtive offf Sssooony - Buy a Dualshock 3 controller.

Disco Inferno - Throw a Groovitron then barbeque the dancing enemies. (Ratchet & Clank ToD)

Divine Intervention - Exploit fatal glitches to escape sealed death.

Unshakeable loyalty - Condemn overhyped games starring old characters you've grown attached to. (I.e. Banjo Kazooie for the 360, the improbable but somehow still probable MGS5 for PS3, etc.)

Inspired by Yahtzee - Reference/quote Yahtzee's remarks while talking to people about games.

Death Wish - Kill multitudes of enemies despite having seriously poor offensive capabilities and health. (sly 2 + 3)

Brawler - Finish the "Slums" level without using a Continue, and domino enemies over each other more than 15 times. (Final Fight)

Candidate squire - Play any games only on their easiest difficulty settings (if any).

 

[Sir_Noodlez]

Ring Of Fire
Get Red Ringed At least once

 

[Spierek]

Play Duke Nukem Forever :d

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

TF2

K THX BAI - Have at least 50% of your health healed by an enemy medic while disguised before escaping.

Outsmart The Bullet - Backstab a heavy who has already shot you in that life.

Crazed Gunman - Get 5 kills with the SMG in a single life.

Oh, They're Going To Have To Glue You Back Together In Hell! - Gib 5 people in a single remote detonation.