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[The Infamous Scamola]

Really, you made a thread about this? Oh Christ.

 

[chumpzilla_69]

Keep your pimp hand strong?

 

[Abedeus]

I think you should go to her house, cry about it a bit, fake something, like say you have a cancer (no offense to people with a cancer or another serious disease), then say you like her ass, avoid the incoming faceslap and go home. Write another thread about it.

 

[Lullabye]

i would talk to her. If its to akward then just smile when she looks at you. don't avoid her for obvious reasons. She might take offense. If your going on a date then what are you afraid of exactly?

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Just be normal...and ya know hope she does not visit this site.

I think this guy means "normal" as in "normal per the norm for normal people." If you're normally an absolute freak, then maybe "normal" isn't such a good thing. How about you act like people who she likes, like that Zach kid who is the captain of your school's football team. He seems normal, right?

We'll get you this girl, but you have to invite the entire posting populus of The Escapist to your wedding, ok?

or i just meant be normal...as in she dated you when you were just being you. Dont change anything and just act like you normally would.

I must have been tired when I typed that. Scratch the "normal" bit. I mean, do you want her to think of you after the date as "not scary" or "freaking amazing?" Normal on a date is bad. Make yourself stand out. Just follow these easy steps.

Behold-

The Guide to Successful Dating, by Bofus Teefus-

1- Wear pheromone cologne. It's science- the girls will be all up ons.
2- If something outrageous comes to mind, just say it! Example- "Great Scott! You've got outrageously large feet for a female! I mean that, of course, in the most complimentary of ways." She'll appreciate the honesty and spontaneity...or maybe slap you. It's worth the risk, and fun.
3- Dress sharp, even if you're going to the rattiest, stickiest theatre in town. Who wants to be seen with a slob? Probably not her.
4- Bring a PSP or DS with you. This will show that you're tech-savvy and give you an opportunity to show off your gaming skills.
5- Propose on the first date. It will show that you're not afraid of commitment, and responsible.

If all that fails, then it's just not meant to be, and you're better off without her. It wont fail, though, so see you and the other Escapists who, I'll remind you, you are to invite, at the wedding. Make sure the catering is top-notch and plentiful.

 

[Abedeus]

Put on your happy face, and go about it as normal. Take it from me. If I see the best my partner can do before a date. Then the date will be boring and the relationship will be boring.

A smile, you say? Well, what do you call this?

Wider, don't you think?

 

[Smurfy 0151]

Best advice; be passive as to how other people see you. So just act naturally. Don't try to activly ignore her, but don't be her new best mate. Just be yourself. The more you think about it the more chance you have of screwing up.
And ignore your ex. Pretend they ain't there.

My man from across the pond is right, dude. Don't disregard her existance...that'll only mess it up for you, but don't be hanging to her like a puppy, either. You know, say hello, ask how she's doing, avoid the cliche' bull like 'lovely weather' and all that. No one likes that. You'll be fine, man. You're an Escapist.

 

[Barky13]

I think that everything said so far is fine. The only problem is clothes. You've got to wear something smart and cool. Too much smart and she'll be freaked out. Too much cool and you'll seem lazy. And you've got to dress somewhat similar to the way you normally do. Look like you've made an effort but don't look like you're about to propose. Get some female friends to help you out here (trust me, they know what's best). Oh, and bring condoms. You know, just in case.

 

[Lilbeets]

i would talk to her. If its to akward then just smile when she looks at you. don't avoid her for obvious reasons. She might take offense. If your going on a date then what are you afraid of exactly?

I asked her to a date via text message and i havent really talked to her in like a year and asides from all this today i nodded smiled and had an awkward 4 second coversation about her softball game i hate my life

 

[Lilbeets]

I think that everything said so far is fine. The only problem is clothes. You've got to wear something smart and cool. Too much smart and she'll be freaked out. Too much cool and you'll seem lazy. And you've got to dress somewhat similar to the way you normally do. Look like you've made an effort but don't look like you're about to propose. Get some female friends to help you out here (trust me, they know what's best). Oh, and bring condoms. You know, just in case.

Yeah ill do my best with clothes and her best friend is my friend and shes helpin me out with stuff, and as for the condoms she has a chastity ring and thats a ring im willing to break...