Most absurd gamertags (Or when did THAT ever seem like a good idea)

[oreopizza47]

i find that many people hate my tag, which is oreopizza47. i hate it too, but only becuase people assume it was because of the Pizza Hut oreopizza campaign. which i had created my tag before it was around.

my personal pet peeve is the "elite" or "pro" or anything else referring to the gaming caste system... even "noob."

actually, especially "noob"
god that word annoys me, it doesn't even have a meaning anymore.

Saaaaame, espcially 1337, how the fuck does that look like elite!

it's like writing words on calculators.
like 4 is h, 3 is e, 7 is L.
these idiots just think that the more convoluted their names are, the better it makes them.
maybe they think that when an enemy comes up to them, they can just kill said enemy while the guy is confused over the name.

 

[Cbargs]

I have someone on my friends with a funny name. It was IxFUCQxMYxSON originally, he had to change it multiple times before being banned from xbl about 9 months ago.

 

[Hawk of Battle]

I remember a a guy from Killzone 2 called "Killionaire". Ironically (or not) he was the first person to get 1 million kills on that game.

And I'm sure I've seen that "A baby seal" somewhere before too.

I think my own is pretty cool though, "Hawk_of_Battle". I use that everywhere and have never had trouble with anyone having similar names, so as far as I know it's completely unique to me.

 

[Brian Hendershot]

xXxSiP3rxXx1337 who didn't snipe and some kid called MWFan or CODfan or something like that.

The best: Some dude whose name was pi to something like the twentieth decimal. Impressive to remember a name like that.

Worst: Anyone with variations of the following:

Pro
Elite
Slayer
Blood
Assassin
Killer
Sniper
Bad
Own/Pwn
XXX_______XXX
XoXo_______XoXo
"Leet" speak in names
Gangster
Rapper
Awesome

I'll tell you more but you get the point.

Hey....my steam name is Sir WafflesPwn and my Live name is Sir Roflpwn until I fork over the money to change it.

I actually chose the ROFLPWN because I keep getting pwned at the old COD and my friend kept shouting ROFLPWNED. Yeah I pretty much suck at COD and MW2 lol.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

I used to be friends with "IMSOCONSTIPATED"

 

[Beltom]

Beltom1066, who in their right mind would name themselves in the same way as the sorcerer's from a David Eddings book, and after an important battle in English history, a fool I say.
I also saw someone called FusterCluck whilst playing the Halo Reach beta, though that did give me a chuckle.

 

[Mr. Gency]

When playing Modern Warfare 2, "[911]Is_A_Lie" or something like that.

I don't quite remember.

 

[Berserker119]

Usually when it's a lame tag, it's a lame guy behind it, so I don't pay much attention to them. The best gamer tag I ever saw, was the first time I went online, on Halo 3, I saw a guy named "wild zapdos". He sucked, but it was fun to throw stickys at him and pretend they were pokeballs.

 

[Malediozone]

Any name with X's on each end, or any self proclaimed stoner or gangster. I also know someone who was so determined to have his first name as his gamertag that he set it as "ben3567834960h." That's just dreadful.

 

[Amberella]

I just had "playstaylive", "shotupahole" when playing Uncharted 2 right now. Lol. They just made me chuckle. xD

 

[Blights]

I have a friend who's live name is called "an anorexic cat"

It may be cruel, but me and my friends still giggle when he joins our Party.

"an anorexic cat joined your Xbox Live party."

He used to be called "About 72 Jews" But I guess MS made him change that one.

 

[NUMAN01D]

Playing MW:2, I've seen a tag that was blatantly hacked in some way I don't understand, but it was just "GOD". In yellow text.

The other was "I Have Aids", but the A was an image of the Xbox360 green A button.

A name I wish I'd taken was buried among Microsoft's randomly generated 'tags. It popped up with "DozenBrokenArms" which I thought was awesome in a morbid kind of way.

My 'tag was NUMAN01D when I got XBL, but when recently given 800 points I changed to xValerian. Valerian has been my name on pretty much all games since Diablo II, so I decided to throw an x in there so that I could keep it.

 

[Drakmeire]

I attempted to make my gamertag "Drakmeire" like my username on many sites but sadly someone somehow already had it (is it really that easy to make up?) so my gamertag is now "TrueDrakmeire"

 

[Bananafoam]

Virtually everything using the following words:
Kill
Death
Slay
Dragon
Ninja
Skullcrusher
gansters or gang related terms
Skulls
anything with XX or XXX around it
Gun
Destroy
and anything and everything that these little 12 year old pricks decided described them best, which if they actually followed that rule, everyone on XBL would be named "annoyingfagwhodiesalot" wih endless strings of numbers on the end.

(these can just be tacked on to YellowCellPhones list)

 

[Pandazooka]

Any display name with "420" in it is absurd.

 

[-Samurai-]

I recently played with someone named "H41FB3ED". Half breed(minus the R). I made fun of him about his missing "r" and horrible "leet speak" name until he left.

I also have a guy on my friends list named Butt_Muffin.

 

[JollyJoker]

I ran into a guy with the gamertag "Pvt. Parts"

 

[Bashful Reaper]

Any of the stupid hacked xbox ones which have the controller buttons on them. Really annoying as their obnoxious name will obscure the screen. There was one which had the trigger buttons either side of the word "Predator", I'll grudgingly admit that it worked quite well; still was a BellEnd though.