most annoying commercials ever

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Spoiler: I'm really tempted to remove this spoiler for all you smoke haters

Yep, that's what smokers HAVE to look at now because someone doesn't like the smell.

Spoiler: And here's another one

Now, I've been watching these for ...over 20 years now and it's not affected my desire to start/stop.
But, Lord help us if we see a boob or a human zombie. BANNED. Terrorists? BANNED.
Smokers and drinkers getting beaten to death though? Perfectly healthy way for kids to grow up.

None of these are SFW.
DIE, YOU ALL MUST DIE FOR OUR ADVERTS!!!!!!!!1111!!!!
*shudders*

 

[Nigh Invulnerable]

Those Mac commercials are pretty annoying.
I don't like the OS but I HATE the actor.

The Mac commercials just make Mac owners look like Justin Long, which is to say, a huge douche. John Hodgeman is way funnier.

 

[Hyperone]

Any Trojan commercial, especially these ones for the "Vibrating Touch".

Not sure exactly why they give me the same emotion as ragequit, but they do.

Perhaps it's because I view them as a sign of societal downfall.

 

[omega 616]

How come this is in gaming discussion but has nothing to do with games?

OT: any funny advert, first time - funny, hundredth - frustrating.

Insurance company and accident compensation adverts are a close joint second, people walking at 45 degrees to the camera and being generally smug.

"an accident means it wasn't wasn't your fault" no, it doesn't! It means no body intended for it to happen.

"have you had a trip, slip or fall?" so, If I trip on my shoelace can I sue myself? Or the people who make shoestrings for making me trip on them?

 

[rainman2203]

Basically all Apple/Mac commercials.

Type 1. Let two actors make vague claims about Windows faults and Mac's superiority.

Type 2. New gimmicky Apple product (ie. iPod Nano version...8 now? I dunno). Rather than talk about its features, it shows people/silhouettes dancing to some random hipster song while enducing epilepsy.

Those, and every car commercials ever. I swear, if it wasn't for beer I wouldn't watch commercials anymore.

 

[open trap]

THIS!

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Um, all of 'em. I HATE commercials.

 

[micky]

THIS!

i swear monkeys made this commercial

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Oh yes, any beermat that has the phrase "I paid for this advert Daddy so I could tell you to stop smoking" gets thrown across the bar. And then burned. Then left on the floor because it's not littering the ashtrays.

Any scum-sucking advert agency that gets kids to read pandering messages that they themselves couldn't understand is a fucked up waste of oxygen. bad idea.

 

[72Chevy]

on the computer, Evony Ads. I hate those things!

or this one
Why must he hit people?

Because you weren't thinkin' with your dipstick JIMMAH!

Aside from that, that new GAP commercial with the little kids doing that whole cheer thing. It makes me want to grab an AR-15...

 

[MR T3D]

Mac ads.
REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING
especially the bit where they're REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING, and outright lying

 

[Poofs]

Who still watches live tv anymore?

i do remember the charity commercials about sad cats and starving etheopian children that used to make me comtemplate gouging out my eyes with a rusty spoon

 

[micky]

the manikin gap commercials so stupid

 

[Chronarch]

I hate the burger king commercials. The king is freaky looking.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Because you weren't thinkin' with your dipstick JIMMAH!

Well I suppose I walked into that on XD

 

[A random person]

Can't find it on Youtube, but the Charter Communications ads, especially that one where they sing Take Me Out To The Ball Game.

Edit: KIA OF GREER!!!

 

[Lt. Vinciti]

AXE
AXE
AXE
AXE
AXE
AXE
SPRAY THIS SHIT ON YOU AND MAKE WOMEN WANNA FUCK YOU!

The ads disgust me...

 

[Magnatek]

Because you weren't thinkin' with your dipstick JIMMAH!

Well I suppose I walked into that on XD

Seeing as how someone else said it already, I suppose I'll give the real reason (at least, I think it's the real reason). He hit all of those people because they thought that all synthetic motor oil is the same. Apparently, that is not true. As for the last guy, that was just because the dipstick guy didn't like him.

OT: I don't like any ad that has a phone number at the end like the Shamwow ads or the like. They expect us to call and buy our product. I never do, as it's never anything worth buying.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I'm sick and tired of watching ads before ThatGuyWithTheGlasses videos, mainly the Applebees "Make Your Own Jingle" commercial. It annoys me to no end.