Most Annoying Online Gamers

[fallen1]

6-13 year olds playing M rated games with a brand new mic that they set up incorrectly and then proceed to smack talk

I just make it a point of team killing them till they leave, its for thier own good.

indeed </adjusting monocle...yeah>

the only downside to killing them is that they continue to speak after they respawn. they will never learn their lesson.

 

[geldonyetich]

I'm mostly bothered by cheaters, myself. When somebody has to download a third party program to fuck everybody over because an even playing field does not allow them to win often enough, they're self-congratulatory little twits who need to have their hands surgically removed from the wrist so they'll stop trying to play online games with other people.

You can smack talk or be immature all you'll like, and I'll respect our differences, but when you start undermining the fundamental balance of the game, it's personal.

 

[whyarecarrots]

no dont kill my minions!

I don't intend to. Why would I kill anyone who was hunting for me? All that fresh meat they'd be catching while hunting....

 

[neoman10]

6-13 year olds playing M rated games with a brand new mic that they set up incorrectly and then proceed to smack talk

I just make it a point of team killing them till they leave, its for thier own good.

indeed </adjusting monocle...yeah>

the only downside to killing them is that they continue to speak after they respawn. they will never learn their lesson.

so we kill them so fast they cant respawn, repeat till they are suicidal

 

[neoman10]

no dont kill my minions!

I don't intend to. Why would I kill anyone who was hunting for me? All that fresh meat they'd be catching while hunting....

hmm you have confused me, do you like venison?

 

[fallen1]

6-13 year olds playing M rated games with a brand new mic that they set up incorrectly and then proceed to smack talk

I just make it a point of team killing them till they leave, its for thier own good.

indeed </adjusting monocle...yeah>

the only downside to killing them is that they continue to speak after they respawn. they will never learn their lesson.

so we kill them so fast they cant respawn, repeat till they are suicidal

that is one way of getting rid of them and stopping them from coming back

 

[GunslingerUK]

I don't know what annoys me the most about annoying gamers, maybe there lack of social abilities maybe?

Or there amount of free time.

 

[BrainedbySaucepans]

In my opinion, the worst type of gamer is one who isn't gracious in victory. Seriously, i couldn't give less of a shit, if I had fun, it was a good game, if not it wasn't. If you need to win to have fun, there's probably something wrong...

 

[D_987]

I dunno who's had this problem before, but don't you hate the F*!@ out of people that complain someone had Juggernaut on.
That applies to Call of Duty games and my sweet jesus do i get maaaad.

It's a cheap perk.
It's a perk that means you can't survive by being better than other people,but you need extra health to "ensure you don't screw this up"

But Call of Duty 4 is not exactly a "Skillful" game at the best of times. I don't understand why people complain about Juggernaught to be honest - its there to balance Stopping Power.

 

[Zallest]

You are the gamers that annoy me. Swearing is wrong? No it FUCKING isn't. Swearing is words, what is wrong is wars, capital punishment, tortures, rape, murder, persicution, purposful injustice, living in fear of death every day, what is wrong is that you actually said that. Fuck you, go live in a hole away from swearing and hopfully nearer real injustices. (I may not really mean that you should suffer these injustices I am merely ranting).

I counter your rant with a rant of my own!~ TRAP CARD!
You are the kind of people... person... that annoy us... me.. whatever
You sir need to read a little closer quoted from my post "I hate people who cuss and swear more then needed." I have no problem with swearing but i hate when people, especially the squeakers go on a constant rant of "F this F that Your mother f f f f f f b b b b b ass" (Letter used in place of words to shorten the post)

Edit: wasn't really a rant but i do hate people that quote me and say they hate my views when they don't entirely understand what i was saying partially because they skimmed through the post and didn't actually read it

Also like to add a new hate of gamer. Playing GoW2 earlier and in a random online match with my friends some squeaker was on the other team going "Oh guys I'm new to this game and all my brother did was teach me how to chainsaw this is my first time playing" then he proceeded to stomp our faces into the dirt and at the end of the match proceeded to call us noobs something along the lines of "Omg i can't believe you lost to me you guys suck this is my first time playing this game lolololol" I had no hate for the kid going into the game but by the end of it i was wishing that the powers that be strike this kid down in fiery nerd rage.

 

[Jaythulhu]

Hrmmm.... Anyone in an mmo who can't fucking spell. Typos are one thing, but deliberate poor spelling... grrrr.

Also ANYONE in ANY game who calls another a "nub" or brags about their "skills". Yeah, you can click a button quickly. Good for you. Have a potato chip. Now go turn a tree into a table in REAL LIFE, or paint the mona lisa's gamer sister, or build a house. Those are skills. Being better at fiddling with a controlpad / keyboard + mouse than someone else is not.

 

[JWAN]

well, I say developers should include a mute option in every online game they create so you can just ignore the little pricks

 

[Pastey Old Greg]

The 16-17 year-old who thinks that the word beaner is the beginning and end to all comedy.

 

[Marv21]

Let me introduce you my showcase of bad players.

1. The Cronic Afker
This man enjoys playing CS and WOW, at the same time, and while making himself a burrito.

2. The Angry Bigot
This person enjoys slandering an entire race with a phrase or a name he repeats evertime hes killed...which is alot.

3. The "No-lifer"
This person enjoys playing video games and playing on the guitar(my experience) and when someone beats him, he complains, "This guy has no life," when he plays this game 1-3 hours a day, maybe more.

4. The Disser
This person get his kicks out of dissing what other people say and do in videogames, Xbox live is filled with these types.

5. The Deserter
This person enjoys leaving a team if its losing slightly or in excess.

6. The Eagle Eye
This man enjoys using the Awp and the desert Eagle and only them

7. Bad trigger Syndrome
This person has a tendency to fire...at his teammates...repeatedly


8. The 8 year old navy commando
This person is in the range of 6-10 years old and thinks he has the prioty to command and reprand his team as he sees fit.

My final worst griefer is:

*drum roll*

9. The Kicker
This person has an addiction to kick a slightly worse player(Most of the time when you notice its YOU!) than he is, sometimes to make room for friend, sometimes to make up for his own indecentness.

 

[JWAN]

new idea
put them on the government de-population list (Do we have any communists that could help us out on this one)

 

[Dancingman]

If anyone generalizes and says children, I'll gut them like a fish.

Speaking of annoying internet tough guys...

But I despise the prepubescent players who can't shut up, I dread the day I find one that can actually play the game, I know that I'll be going to a therapist, or if I get angry enough, a prison cell, for years afterward.

I also despise the whole "competitive gaming" scene, since when is something that's supposed to be fun taken so seriously, you beat them online and gain nothing, I have a friend who's a good friend, but takes some games a little too seriously, in CoD: WaW, when he died, he would go nonstop about getting revived, and it was always some niggling bit of advice he had for me, I just wanted to fly through the screen and tell him to shut the hell up about fighting imaginary nazis.

 

[PatientGrasshopper]

Yea little kids is the main thing, especially when they are playing an M rated game, gee hm maybe there is a reason you are not supposed to be playing.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

If anyone generalizes and says children, I'll gut them like a fish.

Speaking of annoying internet tough guys...

But I despise the prepubescent players who can't shut up, I dread the day I find one that can actually play the game, I know that I'll be going to a therapist, or if I get angry enough, a prison cell, for years afterward.

We're not all like that just for your information.

Yea little kids is the main thing, especially when they are playing an M rated game, gee hm maybe there is a reason you are not supposed to be playing.

can you recommend any good Teen games with online as good as CoD's or Gears? Cause' I'd love to hear it.

 

[PatientGrasshopper]

If anyone generalizes and says children, I'll gut them like a fish.

Speaking of annoying internet tough guys...

But I despise the prepubescent players who can't shut up, I dread the day I find one that can actually play the game, I know that I'll be going to a therapist, or if I get angry enough, a prison cell, for years afterward.

We're not all like that just for your information.

Yea little kids is the main thing, especially when they are playing an M rated game, gee hm maybe there is a reason you are not supposed to be playing.

can you recommend any good Teen games with online as good as CoD's or Gears? Cause' I'd love to hear it.

No I can't but my point is that kids try and play these gaqmes and then complain when they can't. They also try to act all tough and cool.

 

[TheIceface]

Now this is my kind of thread; list time:

~Anyone I've ever met on Xbox live
~Anyone who plays WoW (Specifically those who consider the game to be more important than reality)
~Anyone who cries during/after a game (whether from taunting, or simply taking the game to seriously.)
~Anyone who abandons challenge and fun simply to win (Cheating, AWPing, paying people to level up their characters, etc.)
~Anyone who brings up something personal online and expects respect.
~Anyone who is proud about being bad at a game, and still insist on being on my team.
~Anyone who demands too much of a team, and puts in minimal effort. (Like the 20 people who play as snipers on a team in TF2 when we're supposed to be capturing a point, then they get mad when we lose.)
~Anyone who thinks that putting "DJ" in their name and spamming crappy music in-game makes them cool.
~Anyone who is way too young to be playing the game, yet they do anyway because their parents are horrible (bonus points if they have a shrill voice and insist on using the mic)
~Anyone who brags about a "High level character" from an unrelated game while I'm trying to concentrate on shooting things.
~Anyone who presses the mic key just so they can laugh, or yell at their parents, or do something unrelated to the game.
~Anyone who dresses up as a character from anything when it isn't Halloween.
~Anyone who isn't cool, but thinks they are.
~Anyone who threatens to "fight/kill" people IRL whilst arguing online.
~Anyone who trips over themselves trying to "impress the girl that just joined the server". (I prefer hitting on women I meet in real life. That way I can judge them based on who they are, and not who they claim to be, likewise they can judge my staggering perfection.)
........
Anyways, I think you get the point that I only play with a select group of people. I'm very picky about people I play with, or associate myself with.

And there are like a million other specific types of people I dislike, or find annoying, but I'll let your imagination run with it. Besides, I'm pretty sure I've offended a ton of people by now and I'm going to get slapped with another ban/probation. Such are the perils of free speech: consequences.