Most Annoying Person You Have Met Online

[Niracas]

two people, a guy playing as darth vader on SC4 online that would not shut the hell up about my username (the same as this one) and kept just kept talking shit the entire time (not fun shit though) the other person was this obnoxious guy on youtube who would not shut up about a comment i made about infinite undiscovery's bad voice acting (to me at least) and a joke about cappell keeping his pimp hand strong.

That made me lol quite hard good sir. And I agree, do I need to bring up the moment with "Dinner! Dinner! Dinner!".
Anyways, my most annoying person has to deal with World of Warcraft, please take a moment to insult me now....

Good enough, now then, this person was in my guild and just about every other second there would be a message in chat that was just "Hey/Hey guys/Guys/Guys!/GUYS! HEY GUYS" proceeded by nonesense noone gave a damn about. We also decided to take him on a Karazhan run, he was a rogue, his job should of course be obvious. Stab things with the red name. Welp he then whispered me and every other raid member asking "What do I do?" on trash mobs. Since noone answered, he sat there. Doing nothing.

He was g-kicked quite fast, turns out he was a rich 12 Year Old (Seeing a trend here...) that pretty much got whatever he wanted, and im not making that up. He said it himself.

 

[Jared]

One person in FFXI really got to me once. He was one of those people who thought everyone and everything was below him and that if you didnt kiss his feet, or do as he commanded then you were nothing but dirt to him.

What annoyed me most though is that he used people, blatently and they didnt do anything about it. It just baffled the mind.

Havnt seen him in a long time. Happy to keep it that way

 

[clairedelune]

"can u give me gold??"
"no"
"y not"
"no"
"ill help u just u give me gold"
"no."

AKA 90% of the WoW population, almost all players under age 13, and definitely the worst are those that overlap.

 

[Bediz]

The people that, when you admit you are a noob to a particular map or instance or whatever, they kick you. That is inexcusable. How the hell can you expect people to get better when they're kicked from everything? You'd be far more pissed off if they pretended to be pro and then pulled aggro to your priest or something. The type of people that admit they're noobs are rarely the type that want you to hold their hand through the whole thing. If they do end up being one of those, THEN kick them.

 

[awesomebillfromdawsonville]

Just about everyone who plays CoD or Halo on Xbox live thats under 18.

I take offense to that. I don't even have a mic.


O.T. the socially retarded under 18s that DO have mics.

Fine. I'll give YOU the benefit of the doubt. But if I find out you get a mic and start acting like the rest of them....lol

 

[MarsProbe]

There was a little gnome mage in my WoW guild that always managed to be a thorn in my side. Appropriate for the players ingame avatar (female gnome), the person behind this typical annoyance was allegadly a 13 year old girl. Most of the annoyance came from their constant attempts at putting on a "tough" persona and taking every conceviable (and a few unconceviable ones) opportunity to assert the superiority of their classes dps over that of a 'locks (my class). Justice was finally served, as it turned out the kid was eventually banned from WoW by their parents.

More recently, I ended up in a free for all in Modern Warfare 2 with some (pre-)pubescent twat whos astounding intellect and maturity was shown by the fact that every time they were killed the best responses they could come up with were something like "you filthy Arab" or "get a better name". He couldn't even come up with something new when I told him I was Scottish. By the time everyone else had entered into an unspoken pact to ignore the brat, the little guy fell silent upon eventually realising his offensive comments were falling on deaf ears. Another situation where the mute button comes in really handy.

Still, annoying.

 

[soulasylum85]

i was playing l4d2 and there was a person on my team that didnt have a mic. so we were playing the dark carnival campaign and we got to the point where you jump down the hole to the lower area. anybody that plays l4d knows that you all have to jump down together or else whoever is left up top will be trapped by a special infected and there is no way to save them. so this person without a mic obviously didnt hear us count to 3 and jump down so he was of course pounced immediately. then he puts his mic in and calls the 3 of us assholes, fags, fucking dickheads, etc, etc. we explain to him that there was no way to save him and he kept calling us liars and proceded with the name calling and swearing. then his 17 year old sister gets on the mic and yells at us for argueing with her 9 year old brother and tells us we should be more mature than to argue with a 9 year old. so i simply asked her why a 9 year old was cursing us out and for that matter why he was playing an M rated game at midnight on a school night. that shut her up pretty quick and then we simply kicked him from the game and submitted negative reviews.

 

[Auric]

About every 3rd person in every FPS game i have ever played.

"Lawl owned, Lawllll"

 

[Ultress]

I think I tend to annoy people because I'm terrible at talking to people on online that I don't know IRL, admittedly I only played Vegas 2 for a short while.It makes think people think I'm a snob or something. I stick to the single player more often than not

AS for others, not really to annoying was this guy I friended, who I think was french, the only time I talked to him his voice was high pitched and whiny. Ironically I friened him because he was the only guy in the match who didn't have a mic.

 

[AWAR]

this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0r7pnMVNvPE

well every camper who says something like PWNED when he finally gets to kill you while his score is something like 5 kills 40 deaths is pretty annoying....
and this one time a russian 8 year old screaming in russian. and in americas army where a 6 year old kid tried to explain the game to me with his veeeery limited english... i can go on forever

 

[technoted]

98% of halo players are probably all part of one evil company who just wants me to suffer squeeky, racist, homophobic little children yelling in the mic and when upset put the mic in their mouths and blow down it. god i hate that game...

 

[FolkLikePanda]

Possibly meself

 

[Deathman101]

There's this one guy named GeneralTank, he liked the 'Push Once To Talk' feature of TF2's voicechat, his mic had a horrible whine to it, and he sounded like he took helium up the ass.

 

[MercenaryCanary]

Excluding myself (as I seem to always say one thing that gets me insulted on this vast thing called the internet), I would say... this one kid I found on Call of Duty 4.
He heard my American accent, and started to ridicule me.
The kicker is that he was from the South part of the U.S.A..
The double kicker is that I am too.

 

[AWAR]

oh and i forgot a troll in youtube who was tracking my comments on videos from my channel and replying to every single one with things like DONT LISTEN TO HIM HE IS AN IDIOT and stuff like that.....what a no lifer..

 

[elbowlick]

Whenever I play Battlefield: Bad Company, there's always a dipshit in my squad who plays with his microphone. Not sure if I can turn that off.

 

[ajb924]

A few days ago I decided to play borderlands online. Someone challenged me to PvP. He hid inside a house and shot at me. I threw grenades with teleport mods attatched.

Kid: "CHEATER! You're using haxks! I don't want you on my team!"
Me: "Not a hack, it's a grenade mod. The explosive longbow. Go buy one if you don't believe me."
Kid: "You probably hacked into the shops and put your cheat in there."
Me: *Facepalm and log off*

 

[Spiner909]

Most people on XBL. But I have a tie of one idiot and a group of idiots.

Number One-S and D on CoD Waw. This guy named Dwobles was last man standing (defense) and enemy planted the bomb at A. He was already at A, but he runs to B and notices there is no bomb. He precedes to stay there for 20 seconds and then runs to A (right in the open) and is quickly pwned. Round Over-We precede to insult him. He ends up being last man each time and always dies with no kills. At the end of the game my friend is like, "You suck Doobles." All he could say is "It's pronounced "Dwoh-bles, retard" We couldn't stop laughing.

And the other was a random group of Mexicans that insulted every one for no reason "You suck eh holmes"

 

[oranger]

one time, on warcrack, I was in a seemingly normal guild, and on a raid a guy said he was "shipping out" that week...suddenly many of the guild members started praising him for it and going on and on. It creeped me out, as soldiering is a profession, not sainthood.
I left on the spot.
A little bit of cyber stalking ensued, and my ignore list is much larger now.

 

[Souplex]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view This jerk!