Most Awesome Pre-Kill Speech

[Abedeus]

"When did I say that I would cut you down as a shinigami? I am only cutting you down because you turned your blade at my pride."

*SPLASH*

Or.

"- Did you know there is a difference between using two hands instead of one?
- What a stupid question, of course I know!
- Ah, but do you know how big that difference is. *SWING! SPLASH*"

 

[ryai458]

I was loking all over youtube looking for a perfect video and i actually cried a bit from laughing so hard, now i mean this as a joke so no1 get pissed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzK114-Q8zg

 

[ryai458]

sorry bout double post, computer was lagging

 

[killgannon]

Now, you will receive us.

MURPHY
(yelling over the
alarm)
We do not ask for your poor or your
hungry.

CONNOR
We do not want your tired and sick.

MURPHY
It is your corrupt we claim.

CONNOR
It is your evil, who will be sought
by us.

MURPHY
With every breath we shall hunt them
down.

CONNOR
Each day we will spill their blood
till it rains down from the skies.

MURPHY
Do not kill, do not rape, do not
steal. These are principles which
every man of every faith can embrace.

CONNOR
These are not polite suggestions.
They are codes of behavior and those
that ignore them will pay the dearest
cost.
(points to Yakavetta)

MURPHY
There are varying degrees of evil.
We urge you lesser forms of filth
(pointing to
Yakavetta's people)
Not to push the bounds and cross
over into true corruption... into
our domain.

CONNOR
For if you do, there will come the
day when you look behind you and see
we three. And on that day you will
reap it.

MURPHY
And we will send you to whatever God
you wish.
That....

You forgot
The Family Prayer

"And Shepherds we shall be

For thee, my Lord, for thee.

Power hath descended forth from Thy hand

Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.

So we shall flow a river forth to Thee

And teeming with souls shall it ever be.

In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."

This! Just reading it makes me want to watch the film again =D

 

[slevin8989]

Now, you will receive us.

MURPHY
(yelling over the
alarm)
We do not ask for your poor or your
hungry.

CONNOR
We do not want your tired and sick.

MURPHY
It is your corrupt we claim.

CONNOR
It is your evil, who will be sought
by us.

MURPHY
With every breath we shall hunt them
down.

CONNOR
Each day we will spill their blood
till it rains down from the skies.

MURPHY
Do not kill, do not rape, do not
steal. These are principles which
every man of every faith can embrace.

CONNOR
These are not polite suggestions.
They are codes of behavior and those
that ignore them will pay the dearest
cost.
(points to Yakavetta)

MURPHY
There are varying degrees of evil.
We urge you lesser forms of filth
(pointing to
Yakavetta's people)
Not to push the bounds and cross
over into true corruption... into
our domain.

CONNOR
For if you do, there will come the
day when you look behind you and see
we three. And on that day you will
reap it.

MURPHY
And we will send you to whatever God
you wish.
That....

You forgot
The Family Prayer

"And Shepherds we shall be

For thee, my Lord, for thee.

Power hath descended forth from Thy hand

Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.

So we shall flow a river forth to Thee

And teeming with souls shall it ever be.

In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."

This! Just reading it makes me want to watch the film again =D

I heard theyre coming out with a second one that it's allready in production

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction.

Nuff' said.

 

[EvilMaggot]

just before the final wave of enemies comes in the "The 13th Warrior"

"Lo, there do I see my father.

Lo, there do I see my mother and my sisters and my brothers

Lo, there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning.

Lo, they do call to me.

They bid me take my place among them in the halls of Valhalla

Where the brave may live... Forever"

-The 13th Warrior

 

[traceur_]

I was looking all over youtube looking for a perfect video and I actually cried a bit from laughing so hard, now I mean this as a joke so no one get pissed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzK114-Q8zg

I think my IQ dropped 10 points from reading those comments, seriously where are the ninja assassin squads?

 

[Rolling Thunder]

Post-kill:

Duval: "Smell that?"
Surfer: "What!?"
Duval: "Smell that- that gasoline smell? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the whole world smells like that. (Pause). I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

Pre-kill:

"You are beginning to bore me."

 

[cordeos]

from commando
Arnold "Remember Sully when I promised to kill you last"

Sully "That's right Matrix you did"

Arnold "I Lied".
(drops the guy off a cliff)
CLASSIC

 

[Abedeus]

Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction.

Nuff' said.

I agree.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUT6s2fQGIw

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

"I'm gonna make this pencil... disappear..."

*WHAM*

/sorry

 

[molester jester]

The speech James Gandolfini gives in True Romance, just before he tries to kill Alabama, about killing people is pretty badass. Dunno if it counts cause he bottled it.

of course it counts its epic

Now the first time you kill somebody, that's the hardest. I don't give a shit if you're fuckin' Wyatt Earp or Jack the Ripper. Remember that guy in Texas? The guy up in that fuckin' tower that killed all them people? I'll bet you green money that first little black dot he took a bead on, that was the ***** of the bunch. First one is tough, no fuckin' foolin'. The second one... the second one ain't no fuckin' Mardis Gras either, but it's better than the first one 'cause you still feel the same thing, y'know... except it's more diluted, y'know it's... it's better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Then the third one... the third one is easy, you level right off. It's no problem. Now... shit... now I do it just to watch their fuckin' expression change. - true romance

 

[TwistedEllipses]

Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction.

Nuff' said.

I agree.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUT6s2fQGIw

How can you say anything else?

 

[retro himself]

Richter Belmont: Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!

Vlad Tepes Dracula: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh! I was called here by /humans/ who wish to pay me tribute!

Richter: Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!

Dracula: I suppose the same could be said of all religions...

Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you!

 

[pokkuti]

"I'm gonna make this pencil... disappear..."

*WHAM*

/sorry

Damn. That scene I like.

 

[xChevelle24]

From The Dark Night:

"Wanna see a magic trick? I can make this knife...disappear!"
*slams guys face into the knife*
"See, amazing?!"

I might have gotten that line a bit wrong, but you get the general jist of it.

My other favorite was the one from V For Vendetta, which was in the OP.

 

[bluerahjah]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

This man has it right.

Though I'd have to say that "This. Is. My. BOOMSTICK!" is my favorite line ever.

Shop smart, Shop S-Mart

 

[Simriel]

from a movie, a game, or whatever.
What is the best thing someone says before executing their victim?

my two are:

~ "Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy. And ideas are bulletproof!" (V for Vendetta)

Best Movie Ever