Most awkward game quotes.

[MercurySteam]

Here's one that we're all familiar with from ODST:

Buck: Take my advice Rookie. You ever fall for a woman? Make sure she's got balls.
Rookie: *Wait, what?!*

What others do you know of?

 

[Numb1lp]

Resident Evil. Need I say more?

 

[The Rockerfly]

I remember there being a pokemon motivation picture where professor Oak says "I came when I heard you beat the Elite Four"
I know it's childish but I don't care xD

EDIT: Here it is

Spoiler: Professor Oaks awkward line

 

[Jenova65]

I remember there being a pokemon motivation picture where professor Oak says "I came when I heard you beat the Elite Four"
I know it's childish but I don't care xD

EDIT: Here it is

Spoiler: Professor Oaks awkward line

I am far too mature to find that funny *hides face while sniggering*

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Some jRPG whose title i cant remember. Can't really remember the scene but this is more or less what appeared on screen

Guy : So I just stick this crystal into you?
Girl : Yes, please, go slow.
Guy : Okay.
Girl : Ouch!
Guy : Are you okay?
Girl : I'm fine. Its just so big!


...

What the heck was going through the writer's mind when he wrote this??
Also, if anyone knows where this came from, can you please tell me?

 

[The Rockerfly]

le snip

Ahhh you can laugh about it here, we don't mind If you chose so, I shall join you *childish giggle*

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Here's one that we're all familiar with from ODST:

Buck: Take my advice Rookie. You ever fall for a woman? Make sure she's got balls.
Rookie: *Wait, what?!*

What others do you know of?

Yeah, this takes the cake for me. I heard it and was stunned for a few seconds...

 

[Jenova65]

le snip

Ahhh you can laugh about it here, we don't mind If you chose so, I shall join you *childish giggle*

Thanks, I feel better for letting it out ;-)

 

[MercurySteam]

Here's one that we're all familiar with from ODST:

Buck: Take my advice Rookie. You ever fall for a woman? Make sure she's got balls.
Rookie: *Wait, what?!*

What others do you know of?

I loved that line!

If you like that......

In WET:

Rupert Pelham: You with you're jumping up and bumping around, and you're monkey guns. You've got a set of balls Rubi, and that's what facinates me.

Wow. That would facinate and creep me out......

 

[Ryuk2]

''What do you think I'm doing? Rocking my balls?''
Take the cookie at a store if you know where it's from.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

-snip-

I remember watching a youtube vid of that. it was funny.
along with a very badly dubbed JRPG. that was funny, the way they did it

wish I could remember them... it would be perfect for this...

 

[Proteus214]

In Super Mario RPG when you go rummaging through the Princess' belongings and find a...mysterious item that the matron is quick to bribe you to forget about.

 

[odBilal]

Resident Evil. Need I say more?

mhhh Jill Sandwich ^^

 

[Fudgo]

"Ride that ass! Wait, that came out wrong."

- Ninja Ninja, Afro Samurai

 

[Hohenheim]

The "HARHARHARHARHARHAR!!!!" scene from FFX anyone?

 

[SonicWaffle]

Anything from Gears of War 2. Absolutely anything. Not awkward in the sense that its suggestive, more awkward in the sense that every line spoken has you looking down at your feet because you geniunely feel embarrassed for the voice actors.

Although, come to think of it, it can actually be pretty suggestive too. Most of the conversation between Phoenix and Dom has the "I want you inside of me!" subtext, except its about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the kneecap. Big manly men, running around having adventures while making a (frankly half-hearted) attempt to search for one of their wives, and admiring each other's muscles, whilst talking endlessly about how manly they are. Suspiciously specific denial, amirite?

 

[Archer147]

The "HARHARHARHARHARHAR!!!!" scene from FFX anyone?

oh christ, i thought i';d blocked that out. it would've been better in japanese, probably.

mine would have to bee the whole necrophilia speech on oblivion- laughed my arse off, but walked out of the shop feeling a bit dirty...