Most awkward game quotes.

[slowpoke999]

Left 4 dead seriously feels like it dodged an r-rating most of the time.

Francis:Even my ass hurts
Louis:I know

Zoey:Get it off me,get it off me
Zoey:Oh god its crushing me to death

Ah 4get it just watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW8tE93Vx8Q

(fuck how do i embed)

 

[GamingAwesome1]

SNIP

Oh god, I saw that scene before and I was "WTF!!! Who the hell wrote this game!?!?" now you've gone and brought back up that image, now if you excuse me I have to go wash my eyeballs.

 

[likalaruku]

Zero Wing's opening cutscene:

1) "Somebody set up us the bomb."

2) "All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive, make you time."

3) "Take off every ZIG. You know what you doing. Move ZIG, for great justice."