Most Awkward Moment?

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Jaranja

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Lullabye said:
Touching penises with another guy.
Really.
Fucking.
Weird.
How did you manage that?

OT: Let's see... I can't even remember. Meeting my girlfriend for the first time after talking on the internet for a few times was pretty awkward for a few hours.
 

badgersprite

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The best story I know actually comes from my parents.

When they'd just started dating, my mother went over to my dad's house and she happened to see a wig in his room. Naturally, she thought this was funny and brought it out, making jokes about why he would need a wig, asking if he was a drag queen or something.

My dad just looked at her and said. "That was my little brother's. He died of leukemia."

...
 

Tartarga

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Having to apologize to the person I stabbed with a pencil. The entire time i'm thinking "Stab him again!"
 

Imperioratorex Caprae

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A story my Dad told me:
My grandfather was a Lt. Col. in the US Air Force, and he brought his C.O. home one night. As he walked through the door my Uncle (Dads younger brother) was coming down the stairs and saw my grandfather's CO walking through the door with him at which point my uncle said "Dad, I thought mom said we weren't allowed to have *n-word's* over?"

Ahhh the 60's... I loved my grandma but damn she was racist.
 

Zaverexus

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My friend got a girlfriend and he, I, and her (awkward third-wheel-ness) went to see a movie. Afterwords we were all picked up by my friend's dad in a van. My friend's dad was in the driver's seat, I was in the middle row, and my friend and his girlfriend were in the back seats and I had to talk to/distract my friend's dad talking about the movie while seeing my friend and his girlfriend kiss in the back seat through the rear-view mirror...
 

Talshere

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I felt pretty awkward on the Monday at college after having got hammered on the Saturday and making out with a friend, which in itself wouldnt have been bad except her bf happened to be working in the very club we were in that Saturday, and also happened to go to may college and be quite a close friend.

Fortunately neither of them seemed to mind, Tony seemed to think my unease was hilarious.

Really weird though cos Im normally an amazingly reserved person. Even when catatonic. I remember thinking "Fuck it if I dont do it now I never will", but I have no idea what actually drove me to that o_O, its so out of character.
 

Zaverexus

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Going to my friend's house and opening my mouth to say "Wow, I haven't been here since [my friend] told everyone he was gay!" then having to quickly stifle it as I rounded the corner into the kitchen where his very conservative parents (who didn't know) were standing around.
 

Lust

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Was walking down the street one day.

Someone was staring at me with a thousand yard stare, like they knew me.

It was a bit odd to say the least.
 

Snarky Username

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Someone said that their grandfather killed themselves. I thought that they were joking because of how bluntly they put it. So I said "Hey, at least he died doing something he loved!"

He wasn't kidding...
 

Canid117

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Jaranja said:
Lullabye said:
Touching penises with another guy.
Really.
Fucking.
Weird.
How did you manage that?

OT: Let's see... I can't even remember. Meeting my girlfriend for the first time after talking on the internet for a few times was pretty awkward for a few hours.
Remember the Archer episode where the black Jewish guy started working at Isis?
 

WittyInfidel

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Going to stab the spear through the flounder (big, flat fish), and realizing I just stabbed it through my foot.
 

CarpathianMuffin

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Falling off my friend's scooter and carrying on like nothing happened, realizing an hour or so later that I had a flap of skin hanging down from my chin and I could see bone.
 

Kuroneko97

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When I fell asleep in math class. I slept for about 5 minutes, and when I woke up, everyone was staring at me, and the teacher was standing by my desk with a note in front of me that said "Wake up!!!"
 

Ldude893

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Holding hands with another guy. We instantly repelled ten meters from each other after that unfortunate moment.