Most Awkward Moment?

[Dango]

Holding hands with another guy. We instantly repelled ten meters from each other after that unfortunate moment.

A girl once grabbed my hand from behind as I was walking, I turned around and said: "yes?" She thought I was her boyfriend. Her face went so red.

Daawwwwwwww, that's sounds so cuuuuuuuute.

Anyways! I was having a few friends over one Friday, and when one of them called his dad to pick him up his dad responded "OK, let me just get a shirt on." After he left, me and the two other friends started playing Borderlands. About two hours later, my dad opened the door to my room and went "Hey! How-" Upon seeing my friends in my room, he immediately stopped, as he was shirtless, and his fat, hairy chest was visible to all of us.

 

[Bruin]

One of my more recent jobs:

I walked into the building and met with the manager. I walked into the back room and shook hands with the manager. "How do you do?" I asked him. He nodded and smiled, "Pretty well--Yourself?".

"Not too bad."

Usually when presented with the "How do you do?" people stutter and say something stupid like "Yes". It was refreshing to have somebody not fall over their tongue.

He asked me a few questions about my application, etc. I answered them pretty well, and the fellow seemed to have a good sense of humor about him. Asked about some of my earlier jobs, that type of thing and said he'd seen my car outside and loved El Caminos. Overall, he and the place where I was applying to seemed very relaxed, sort of joking atmosphere that didn't take itself too seriously and I embraced it a little too much.

"That must take some dedication," he said then, pointing to my braids (which have gotten about two feet long).

"You should see my pubic hair."

 

[Gurk]

Grade 5: Walking to the administration office with my friends bag who previously pissed herself while sitting on the ground during class. I tried to be sympathetic, but it just came out as laughter and tears. We weren't friends after that...

 

[Zaverexus]

1: More weird than awkward, but definitely the weirdest experience ever: I was on a field trip for school when a girl I had never seen before comes up and asks "hey, are you [my name]?"
I said 'yes, do I know you?'
she says 'no, but I'm a friend of [blank], she's told me a lot about you"
[blank] here stands for the name of my very first girlfriend who at the time I had not seen in 3-4 years. We lost touch when she moved to a private school. But I went along with it.
"oh, okay, what school is she going to now?"
"Oh, she moved to Alaska"
... I live in Florida... this was just way too bizarre.

 

[ThaBenMan]

I was checking a lady through my register at work, and I was talking to her as I was ringing her stuff up. Suddenly, a huge fleck of spit involuntarily flew out of my mouth and landed on her chin. I wanted to just drop everything and run out of the store.

 

[vento 231]

My first girlfriend's Mum walked in on us. Doggy-style. On the floor.

I want to hear more about this, what did she do, what did you do, what did her mom do? I am very, very interested.

 

[Macgyvercas]

The only awkward moments that readily come to mind are whenever I have told a girl that I like her.

Yeah, I'm pathetic.

 

[ICanBreakTheseCuffs]

One day, a friend of mine screamed "Romi's a fur fag!" In the halls of my school...I got dirty looks.

why does that remind me of this?

OT:get in a fight with somebody in 2nd grade.....dad comes over to brake it up and I punch my dad

 

[Romidude]

One day, a friend of mine screamed "Romi's a fur fag!" In the halls of my school...I got dirty looks.

why does that remind me of this?

OT:get in a fight with somebody in 2nd grade.....dad comes over to brake it up and I punch my dad

That YouTube serise was the inspiration for that little episode I had at school, thanks.

 

[Resphyre]

wearing my long black sephiroth trenchoat and Tripp pants and jacket at an airport and going through the metal detector

 

[HotPocket]

I once asked a girl out that I liked but I didn't realize she had a boyfriend, it was in a library.

 

[GwydeanRunix]

One day after school me and my friend decided to pick up our friend (with like the both of us holding one leg each) 'cause she hates that. So we pick her up, and she starts to drop, and I immediately grab her to stop her from falling. I ended up grabbing her ass (This also happens to be the girl that I like).

Also, the same girl getting mad at me because I won't tell her who the girl is that I like. It would be even more awkward if I just said "You." when she asks.

 

[Death God]

Finding out that my teacher did a lot of porn movies with dogs. I could never look at her the same way again....

 

[triggrhappy94]

I was on a date with this chic who only responded "Yeah," or "I don't know," to my attempts to starting a real conversation through questions and statements.

EDIT:
Real conversation with a chic...
her: "make a wish its 11:11 on 10/10/10"
me: "hmm wouldn't it be better to make a wish on 11:11 11/11/11... that's also the aniversery of the signing of the treaty that ended World War 1"
her: "Thats also the aniversery of the day my dad died..."

Aren't I just the luckiest

 

[triggrhappy94]

Finding out that my teacher did a lot of porn movies with dogs. I could never look at her the same way again....

Im pretty sure my chem teacher did MILF porn

 

[The_Amazing_G]

Right now.
But it has NOTHING to do with my penis.

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silence...
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[Death God]

Finding out that my teacher did a lot of porn movies with dogs. I could never look at her the same way again....

Im pretty sure my chem teacher did MILF porn

What is up with teachers and porn?

 

[Fooz]

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