Most Bad Ass One-Liner Of All Time

[Osaka117]

Any Bruce Campbell line in the Evil Dead movies. My personal favorites being "Swallow this" "Hail to the king baby" and the ever so simple yet ever so awesome "Groovy"

 

[Nouw]

Damn it this place has too much bayud-ass!

The only way to fit as many in one video! Thanks Duke!

 

[Oly J]

"I guess that concludes negotiations"

Gimli in LOTR

 

[badgersprite]

Flawlessness, to be quite honest.

 

[RuralGamer]

Practically anything by Arnie;
"If it bleeds, we can kill it!"
"I'll be back"
etc...

As for a real life quote, I find Vladimir Putin rather amusing
"If they [the terrorists] hide in the shithouse, we'll blow up the shithouse."

 

[blankedboy]

Anything that ever comes out of Metamoq's mouth is pure badass. Bonus points to anyone who knows what game he's from ^^

 

[Galliam]

Certain moments excite me. I could fill this list with one liners from various games, movies animes etc. But my personal fav of all time is in the Japanese Subbed version of the bleach movie where Kenpachi gets hit with a few throwing stars, immediately deflects two more, catches the final one and just says "ridiculous." I loved it.

 

[Mallefunction]

"That's not a knife...THIS is a knife!"

 

[ZombieGenesis]

"When you see your brother in hell, tell him he's STILL A DOUCHE."
- Travis Touchdown

 

[Thaliur]

I think that will have to be John Crichton about his wormhole weapon:

A monumental black hole. A swirling headstone marking the spot where we used to live and play and slaughter the innocent.

 

[Bobbity]

[HEADING=2]Go ahead, make my day.[/HEADING]

-Clint Eastwood.


Otherwise, I know I'm ninja'ing people here, but 'Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.'

 

[dystopiaINC]

"frankly my dear i don't give a damn." gone with the wind.

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

"I lost a bomb....do you have it?"~Crazy Ivan (followed by *boom*)
"L'il C4 knocking at your door"~Commando
"It will be a silent spring"~Desolator
"Rule of thumb Hassan: You can't kill the messiah." - Kane
"Nobody here but us trees"~Mirage Tank

Those count right? From various Command and Conquer games.

 

[Shock and Awe]

Its profane, but damnit if it isn't scary coming from him.

 

[xchurchx]

Sarge - Hey, Wash? It looks like you just got...

*Shotgun blast*

Sarge - ...Sarged! Damnit I messed up my one liner!

Hahaha good memories
anything sam fisher says but my favourite "Feeling Buletproof?"

 

[Batfred]

"Fuck.. you... Mr. Bitey!" Kick Ass!

 

[Batfred]

"I lost a bomb....do you have it?"~Crazy Ivan (followed by *boom*)
"L'il C4 knocking at your door"~Commando
"It will be a silent spring"~Desolator
"Rule of thumb Hassan: You can't kill the messiah." - Kane
"Nobody here but us trees"~Mirage Tank

Those count right? From various Command and Conquer games.

If we are doing C&C quotes, an apt one would be "Watch out for de bumps!" Libyan Demolition Truck.

 

[Jezzascmezza]

"Cover me you limp dick fuckers!"
Sgt. Lazurus- Tropic Thunder.