Most bad-ass person alive? (besides Chuck Norris)
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Theodore Roosevelt, the manliest creature to have existed.
Don't believe the lies of the news papers, he didn't die, he entered the afterlife through a magical portal he hunted himself and is on safari to hunt Death for daring to show his face after he got shot during an election speech. His anger was so intense that it reheated the bullet and cauterized his wound. He would dedicate years of his life to finding a method to track down the one creature that would not stand in awe of his awesomeness and submit. That creature was Death and Roosevelt is hunting it to this very day.
Don't believe the lies of the news papers, he didn't die, he entered the afterlife through a magical portal he hunted himself and is on safari to hunt Death for daring to show his face after he got shot during an election speech. His anger was so intense that it reheated the bullet and cauterized his wound. He would dedicate years of his life to finding a method to track down the one creature that would not stand in awe of his awesomeness and submit. That creature was Death and Roosevelt is hunting it to this very day.
Although no longer alive, Simo Häyhä [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_H%C3%A4yh%C3%A4] was one. He killed 800 enemy soldiers, by himself, with only weapons he was able to carry around. It should be noted that he was under attack by tanks, airships and carpet bombing runs during his little spree.
Heinrich Severloh [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinrich_Severloh] ties with him, having killed an estimated 2000 on D-day. Unlike Simo, however, he had better equipment and a better defense position, along with fire support.
Heinrich Severloh [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinrich_Severloh] ties with him, having killed an estimated 2000 on D-day. Unlike Simo, however, he had better equipment and a better defense position, along with fire support.
I was about to say Saxton Hale, but you convinced me in a single jpg...Dango said:Well that's quite easily
NO NO NO UR ALL WRONG!!!! Christopher Walken is the Most badass man alive that or.........maybe......Raptor Jesus
Ohh there are a few, Morgan Freeman has hands down the most bad-ass voice on earth,Milla Jovovich (Probably spelled that wrong) is arguably the most bad-ass actress ever, Christpher Lee because he's fucking Christopher Lee. But then there's guys like Staff Sergent Max Fightmaster (I swear to god that is the real name, of a real man) just think about that name for a moment and tell me that's not the name of a bad ass.
