Most bad-ass person alive? (besides Chuck Norris)

[OneOfTheMichael's]

Who do you think is the most bad ass person alive today?
I think its pretty obvious.http://28.media.tumblr.com/dUaRUASq1id6oavl4qocq4WOo1_500.jpg

 

[Macgyvercas]

Liam Neeson.

I mean come on, he's GOD!

Here's my logic (only Christians will buy this, but for my purposes it works):

Liam Neeson = Aslan (the Lion from The Chronicles of Narnia)
Aslan = Jesus (metaphor by C.S. Lewis)
Jesus = God (the mystery of the Trinity)

Therefore:

Liam Neeson = God

 

[Eren Murtaugh]

I think the most bad ass person alive is Mark Calloway, a.k.a. The Undertaker. The dude's like 45 years old and not only STILL wrestling, a very physically demanding job, but he's also doing this shit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E5hjVFEJ2s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLcJjOwE39s

Dude's a bad ass and in totally awesome shape.

 

[Tourette]

It has to be Chris Crocker. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc

 

[KefkaCultist]

Danny Trejo. Go see Machete

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

mr t

 

[HotFezz8]

Mr. T

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Morgen Freeman, I bet he could instantly calm anyone down just by talking to them.

 

[Fogold]

SAXTON HAALE!

or Old Spice Guy.

 

[Jedamethis]

Liam Neeson.

I mean come on, he's GOD!

Here's my logic (only Christians will buy this, but for my purposes it works):

Liam Neeson = Aslan (the Lion from The Chronicles of Narnia)
Aslan = Jesus (metaphor by C.S. Lewis)
Jesus = God (the mystery of the Trinity)

Therefore:

Liam Neeson = God

But so is Morgan Freeman.

OT: I'm too lazy to look up the Cracked article...
Though Saxton Hale wins anyway.

 

[Theraz]

Yahtzee.

 

[Terminate421]

"There ain't nothing to stop this man!"

or Liam Neeson.

 

[Snake Plissken]

AronRa. He will ruin your shit.

or possibly

Phil X. He's totally badass.

 

[theriddlen]

Vince Diesel.

His voice is more badass than Chuck's kick.

 

[tomtom94]

Samuel L Motherfuckin' Jackson.

Shame on you for not mentioning his name earlier.

 

[TehIrishSoap]

There Is No-One More Bad-Ass Than Chuck Norris!

 

[The87Italians]

Sean Connery. /thread.

 

[Koeryn]

Simo Häyhä! No, wait. He died in 2002. Curses!

Uhm...

Yeah. I'm going with Liam Neason. Dude is scary when he wants to be.

 

[DefunctTheory]

I agree entirely with OP.

Even Mr. T has to respect the force of Betty White