Most badass thing you have done.

[Tonythion]

Went up against three very tall football players and have them back down with me just yelling at them...I'm only five foot one so having three guys over five nine back down from a fight is pretty badass I must say.

also I got shot at while walking in my neighborhood and I did not scream like a little girl I felt pretty badass when I got home.

 

[cheese_wizington]

5-8 ish guy finger gun fights complete with opening Mexican Standoffs.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

- made a policeman cry
- caught sharks
- killed pigs with nothing but a spear
- had 8 tooth cavaties filled in one sitting, without anaesthetic
- saved a little kid from being hit by a car by doing an amazing diving roll I couldn't repeat in a million years
- played 3/4 of a game of rugby concussed

Those are my faves, anyway.

 

[Betancore]

I'm not sure I've done anything badass. I once charged into someone with a double bass. It's got this pointy thing at the end.

Spoiler: See?

I also had a foam sword fight in the theatre while dressed as Dionysus, the Greek god of drunken orgies or something.

 

[Macheteswordgun]

Do plenty of stupid illegal "badass" things. Brothers last B day riding down the high way smoking weed drinking beer with guns in the car driving 140 mph down a road in a lancer. Later that night after meeting up with some chicks and leaving decide to go mudding on private property for about 45 min the cops show up surround us my brother window was broken and couldnt be rolled down so they talked to me and i got us off with no problems.

 

[ultrachicken]

I'm quite a dork, so whatever I manage to come up with for this thread will only bore you.

 

[Gemore]

Kicking a taller kid in the groin by accident in 4th grade.

We were roleplaying Star Wars.

i lol'd.

While i was doing parkour, I went onto this
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_X5BQbecGrps/S4YvdWW44TI/AAAAAAABCoQ/KsLJPVsSonM/s640/DSCN1270.JPG

on a windy day.

EDIT: The arch, not the bridge

 

[The Arc of Eden]

Walking home from school in junior high, the light turned green for us to walk across the street. Some asshole though he was more important so he made a right turn going faster than he should have and totally hit me. I pretty much barrel rolled off the top of his car, got up, wiped myself off, and just walked away.

 

[PeePantz]

There's a lot of badass events in my life but one that springs to mind took place in HS. I let a kid punch me about 5-6 times without flinching and requested him to stop. When he didn't, I knocked him out in one punch. Feeling sorry for him, I scooped him up like an infant and brought him indoors and got him some ice.