Most badass way to kill someone?

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dududf

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Ripping off their balls and beating them to death with them.

Catching their bullets and throwing it at them, thus killing them

Hadouken

Gordan Freemans Crowbar

Casting a spell that makes both sides of the persons body want to kill eachother, they then beat themselves to death.

Sneaking onto someones computer, going through their porn vids, and near the climax put in a bloody beaten horrifying corpse and put in a extremely loud and high pitched scream (They will die of heart attack)

Redeemer.

Activate Alex Mercers strength ability, then tear someone in 2

Nuke 50 hand held nuclear launcher

Judo Chop

Tearing off their arms and beating them to death with them.

As someone is holding a assault rifle on you and are about to fire, you kick upwards bending the barrel to face them and they then fire and kills themself

Tickling.

Shoop Da Whoop

Jumping out of a airplane with a dildo in hand, and impaling some ones head with the dildo on the way down.

Punching someones head off, and have that head proceed to smack somein in the head and kill them.

Fatman launcher.

Bare Fists.

Machete

Crotch Laser.

Wind wheel kick.

Back flipping off a building and killing them with a elbow drop.

Whipping out a pistol from your holster shooting them in the throat, then flip the gun in the air catch the barrel (Enjoying the satisfactory sting of the heat) and then knocking them out with the butt of the gun.

Having someone trying to pistol whip you, only for you to grab the gun and pull the trigger, killing the pistol whipper.

Yelling "Hey look a Distraction!" and doing a Falco Punch to their chest.


I can do this all day dammit.
 

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miracleofsound said:
Braindead:

Baby in the blender.
Just another reason for me to see this movie. It's impossible to find in Canada! Nor is his other movie, what's it called? Dead Alive? Something like that.
 

Space Cowgirl

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brutus3933 said:
Space Cowgirl said:
Pulling out someone's skull and beating them to death with it seems pretty badass.
But that's physically impossible. OT: Lucy in the first 5 or so minutes of Elfen Lied killing a large number of unnamed soldiers.
Edit: Nougami Neuro on the few occasions he kills anyone.
Yeah, but it'd still be pretty badass.

On topic: Breaking someone's neck with psychic powers.
 

Kurokami

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The_Healer said:
Well I've always liked the idea of tearing out someone's spine...

Seems quite badass to me.
MK shaolin monks or w/e its called, Sub Zero rips out a minions spine and smacks Scorpion in the face with it, was pretty funny. =]

I've always wanted to drive a blimp into someone.

Space Cowgirl said:
brutus3933 said:
Space Cowgirl said:
Pulling out someone's skull and beating them to death with it seems pretty badass.
But that's physically impossible. OT: Lucy in the first 5 or so minutes of Elfen Lied killing a large number of unnamed soldiers.
Edit: Nougami Neuro on the few occasions he kills anyone.
Yeah, but it'd still be pretty badass.

On topic: Breaking someone's neck with psychic powers.
I believe he was quoting Red vs Blue, as I thought you were too?
 

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Spitting at a person so hard that the spittle travels through the skull, penetrates the brain and kills them.
 

Uber Evil

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AvsJoe said:
what's it called? Dead Alive? Something like that.
Only if your American and Fat. OT probably ripping someones arm off and beating them in the crotch until dead. (cookie for semi-reference)
 

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feather240 said:
Half Life 2: One word "Dog"
Yeah that just about sums it all up. Now that I read this, I actually cant think up an answer good enough to put on the same page.
 

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brutus3933 said:
Lucy in the first 5 or so minutes of Elfen Lied killing a large number of unnamed soldiers.
17 men in 5 minutes.Just finished the series again.
 

Autovon

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In "The Chronicles of Riddick", Vin Diesel kills a guy with a teacup. Thats pretty badass.
 

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Using your explosives in Fallout 3 to blow people out of the fucking map.

40 frag mines [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwVDgTxr7fM&feature=related] always cracks my shit up. XD Never gets any less funny. =D
 

AvsJoe

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Uber Evil said:
AvsJoe said:
what's it called? Dead Alive? Something like that.
Only if your American and Fat.
Actually I'm Canadian and have lost 50lbs (22kg) in the past 16 months thank you very much (although I am still fat).