Most badass way to kill someone?

[malxmusician212]

go all altair on them and use high profile hidden blade, sickkkkkkk

 

[Timotei]

End of Evangelion: Asuka Langley Soryu defeating EVA units 5-16 in a matter of seconds. Especially when she rips one's jaw open.

 

[stabnex]

Aside from explosions?

Running full speed over the rooftops brandishing an axe, spotting your target, leaping straight off the edge, and finally bringing the axe down on their head bearing your entire weight and momentum splitting them cleanly in half, burying the axe in the cement as the red mist of their blood splatters vertically, showering your face.

 

[Samurai Goomba]

The Punisher (2005) has a nice big list of awesome ways to kill someone. Pretty much any death as a result of a special kill or interrogation is totally sweet.

Just one way involves a rotating table saw and a guy being pulled onto it crotch first.

 

[Sark]

Dropping a toilet on their head.

 

[Nwabudike Morgan]

The Punisher (2005) has a nice big list of awesome ways to kill someone. Pretty much any death as a result of a special kill or interrogation is totally sweet.

Just one way involves a rotating table saw and a guy being pulled onto it crotch first.

I had a friend ask me why he should play this game. My answer was "because you can kill some poor bastard with a fucking rhinoceros".

 

[tsb247]

In "The Chronicles of Riddick", Vin Diesel kills a guy with a teacup. Thats pretty badass.

"It's a soup cup actually."

 

[Zhalath]

Stare at them so hard, they die from inadequacy.

 

[duchaked]

Telling Chuck Norris that your arch-enemy insulted his beard. The following death would be worthy of a spectacle fighter.

I was still trying to think of something but now I realize nothing I can think of beats this lol

 

[Lamppenkeyboard]

Spoiler

When the crippled dude gets crushed by a giant Buddha statue at the end of Ong Bak, I cried just a bit.

 

[KazNecro]

Pretty much any of the amazingly grotesque sneak kills in the original Manhunt qualify as something I saw and said, "Holy F*cking A**crackers!!!". My fav was the kill were James Earl Cash choked the life out of a guy with a baseball bat, and then as the guy is trying to catch his breath, Cash sends his brains into orbit.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

Not sure if this is badass, rule of funny, or what. I was playing a two player L4D on No Mercy, the rooftop finale, and the witch was in the elevator shaft. We shot her to deliberately alert her and she charged straight at us...

and fell down the shaft.

We paused the game and laughed ourselves stupid over that one.

EDIT: Just remembered a good one. Stranglehold, third level (Mega Restaurant), second section (inside the casino). Theres a point where you can stand on a second story bridge, throw yourself off backwards, in slow motion, shooting out about seven or eight bad guys if you're fast enough. There's no way you can pull it without thinking "I AM Inspector Tequila."

 

[AvsJoe]

what's it called? Dead Alive? Something like that.

Only if your American and Fat.

Actually I'm Canadian and have lost 50lbs (22kg) in the past 16 months thank you very much (although I am still fat).

You know what thats from right?

Of course. Zero Punctuation. I don't remember what episode though.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Shooting at the mini-nuke just as it leaves the Fatman, killing the one trying to kill you with a nuke and everyone in his proximity.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Riddick: I'll kill you with this cup. That was badass.

 

[sabotstarr]

John Freeman throwing a train at a group of combines.

...
speechless. so amazing, yet so stupid....(not really speechless, just kinda.

 

[Angerwing]

Tauren Chief in a WoW quest. Jumps up 25 metres or so to the top of a waterfall, grabs a giant spider thing and throws the giant fucking spider thing down the waterfall, then jumps back down and kills it. Badass.

 

[Ernie Devlin]

Shoot em' Up
A carrot to the eye socket.
I love that stupid film

Riddick: I'll kill you with this cup. That was badass.

Ohh good choice! I wish i'd thought of that first!
Can't wait for the next Riddick movie to come out.

 

[Tsaba]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nI9GNvvdqtg
FTW
...so, I couldn't find the scene of him throwing bullets.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Braindead:

Baby in the blender.

Just another reason for me to see this movie. It's impossible to find in Canada! Nor is his other movie, what's it called? Dead Alive? Something like that.

Same movie, it had different names in different regions, his other early ones are Bad Taste, Meet the Feebles and The Frighteners.