Most badass way to kill someone?

[Samurai Goomba]

The Punisher (2005) has a nice big list of awesome ways to kill someone. Pretty much any death as a result of a special kill or interrogation is totally sweet.

Just one way involves a rotating table saw and a guy being pulled onto it crotch first.

I had a friend ask me why he should play this game. My answer was "because you can kill some poor bastard with a fucking rhinoceros".

That's not even close to the best special kill in the game, either.

But I would like to add that the game, when you actually play it, is really fun. It's not just gory for its own sake-it's being true to the spirit of The Punisher.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Braindead:

Baby in the blender.

Braindead:

The entire ducking movie.

Indeed... bursting out of Mummy's mutated zombie uterus through her belly was pretty badass too.

And of course, the lawnmower...

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

Pulling out someone's skull and beating them to death with it seems pretty badass.

THIS DOESNT SEEM PHYSICALY POSSIBLE (i sure as hell hope you got your post from this reference.)

 

[Scribza]

Tying someone to a chair, potato peeling there skin off(slowly), then lightly sprinkling salt on them..... Do i need help? Lol.

 

[RaNDM G]

Any of Leon's death scenes in Resident Evil 4.

 

[AndyMcNoob]

I was watching Behind enamy lines last night and n that two serb's are hunting down an american pilot and one steps on a bouncing betty which only go off when you take you're foot off the mine, & the sniper just leaves the other serb there, and later on you hear a dull thd of the mine going off and he doesnt even bat an eyelid.
which is mabey more cold than badass but o well

 

[Reklore]

Force crush from KotOR2 is pretty badass

 

[dalek sec]

The Pegasus plowing into a Cylon basestar and it's wreckage killing yet another basestar.

 

[bftau]

Se7en: Sloth punishment.......

Lust punishment is also pretty fucked as it's also in a sexual environment.

Any other way is child's play imo

 

[electricsoup_erman]

blowing somebodies head up using your mind ala scanners

 

[Christemo]

you CANT deny this.

 

[Kajt]

The Bloody Mess kills from Fallout and Fallout 2 are fricken' awesome.

 

[Pegghead]

Stabbing them with a pitchfork (In their torso), Kicking the protruding part of the fork so they go spiralling out of control, posiibly knocking away any other foes. As they spin, you grab them when their back is exposed, then rush them into a wall, jumping at the last second, only to grab the pitchfork and do it all over again if you have a room full of zombies or aliens or even mean-spirited accountants to get through.

 

[The Madman]

Planescape: Torment had some of the most ridiculously unnecessarily over-the-top overkill spells I've ever seen in a game.

Probably my favorite spell effect from any game ever, seriously, this one is just like... hell, see for yourself:


Damn. He dead. The *ultimate* headshot!

Here's a couple more ridiculous spells with which to kill people.

Spoiler

They all dead.

 

[mikecoulter]

Took out their legs and made them fall of a cliff.

Efficiency = 3/10
Awesomeosity = 10/10

 

[Mikaze]

Strangling your opponent with your intestines after they stab you in the gut.