Dragon Age: During the quest in the orphan age I got trapped in the room right after battle. I spoke to the blind guy too soon, so the doors, locked because of the previous battle, wouldn't open.
Most bizarre video game glitches.
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two come to my mind. In assassins creed 2, while riding a hoarse buy this church outside of...Flori i want to say, the hoarse was sucked into a door and never came back. The second is this glitch with dogmeat in Fallout 3. I told him to go get some ammo in Bigtown, and he was gone for 5 hours. He eventually showed up in Rivet City.
During the last part of Eden Prime of Mass Effect when you fight with Kaiden over the beacon Kaiden never showed up. So my character ended up wrestling nobody.
I had a glitch with DA:O towards the end. Instead of people having full bodies some were floating faces. And since they were missing the back of thier heads I could see the backs of thier eyeballs when the camera was positioned behind them. One of my characters got hit with it and thier portrait turned into a cloud with 2 eyes. Shame it ruined the self sacrifice ending though. Turned it from a tragedy to a comedy.
I had a glitch with DA:O towards the end. Instead of people having full bodies some were floating faces. And since they were missing the back of thier heads I could see the backs of thier eyeballs when the camera was positioned behind them. One of my characters got hit with it and thier portrait turned into a cloud with 2 eyes. Shame it ruined the self sacrifice ending though. Turned it from a tragedy to a comedy.
I've had a couple physics hiccups in Fallout 3. Many dead bodies flying around with incredible speeds after I kill them. One time I shotgunned a mole rat in the face and it flew really fast TOWARDS me. My favorite was when I was in that raider hideout with the Super Mutuant Behemoth. I had just let him out and was trying to watch him kill the raiders but he just kept coming after me. I hid in an alleyway where he couldn't get me and started lobbing grenades. One blew up underneath him an sent him flying up into the air above the surrounding buildings. The resulting fall killed him. I couldn't stop laughing in relief.
I had Link fall into a loop of jumping into Lake Hylia once in Ocarina of Time. Right as he touched the surface of the water, he reappeared at the top of the hill. No idea what brought it on.
In Dragon Age during an ambush in a dungeon after the cutscene with the guard parts of my party's armor changed or even disappeared. Alistair was running around naked except for the Proving Helm I had given him. It could only have been made wackier with the Benny Hill theme.
Assassin's Creed 2, one archer on a roof coninued to multiply himself until there was about 500 of them there. They filled up the entire roof and kept mulitplying; they all began to fall off the roof. All you saw was hundreds of guards falling to their deaths will the people below acted perfectly normal. My game froze shortly after that.
It's always hilarious when, in EVE Online, your ship warps straight through a planet, but I'm not sure that files under 'glitches'.
EVE Online got a fair number of funny glitches, especially regarding the bumping physics. A small frigate making a huge Titan do all kinds of weird manoeuvres by repeatedly cruising into it at high speed or a mining barge stuck between two asteroids and forced to do a weird wobble dance are some of the less wacky. Some people got their ships flying at millions of kilometers per second, sometimes even faster than actual warp, by warping into a star and getting bumped out of it again. Something similar that once happened to me took place when I warped my Hulk into an ice asteroid, only to get flinged away at over 2000 meters per second (the Hulk usually has a speed that's lower than 100 m/s). I didn't even know it could go that fast...
EVE Online got a fair number of funny glitches, especially regarding the bumping physics. A small frigate making a huge Titan do all kinds of weird manoeuvres by repeatedly cruising into it at high speed or a mining barge stuck between two asteroids and forced to do a weird wobble dance are some of the less wacky. Some people got their ships flying at millions of kilometers per second, sometimes even faster than actual warp, by warping into a star and getting bumped out of it again. Something similar that once happened to me took place when I warped my Hulk into an ice asteroid, only to get flinged away at over 2000 meters per second (the Hulk usually has a speed that's lower than 100 m/s). I didn't even know it could go that fast...
In one of the Mass Effect missions, I somehow went over a rail and fell down to a lower level. For a second the screen paused, then it spawned me on the ground of the lower level.
In the same game, once I got pushed out of a level some how. A cut scene ended, then I got pushed through the wall behind me and left the level far behind as my character kept going backward.
On Darkest of Days, there's one point near the beginning of the game where you're standing still in a field firing at Confederate soldiers. On two occasions, when I got the command to move, I randomly shot up 300 feet. Both times this happened, I died. It wasn't from falling damage, it was from the Confederate soldiers having perfect aim. Hitting the ground didn't even hurt me.
In the same game, once I got pushed out of a level some how. A cut scene ended, then I got pushed through the wall behind me and left the level far behind as my character kept going backward.
On Darkest of Days, there's one point near the beginning of the game where you're standing still in a field firing at Confederate soldiers. On two occasions, when I got the command to move, I randomly shot up 300 feet. Both times this happened, I died. It wasn't from falling damage, it was from the Confederate soldiers having perfect aim. Hitting the ground didn't even hurt me.
Grand Theft Auto Vice City, I got this game now when it came to the PC and my PC was not quite up to spec but anyway...I was driving along as you do and the floor disappeared I fell through flipped the car and then reappears on the road getting an insane stunt bonus 
yay $25.
yay $25.A pretty entertaining glitch I once found in GTA: San Andreas: If you have the flying car cheat and the "cars float away when hit" cheat on at the same time, you can sometimes lightly nudge a vehicle with a car so it floats up slowly, then run over to it and get in before it's too high up in the air. This results in a flying vehicle that isn't bound by the normal limits on how high you can go in the game, meaning it's possible to fly so far up that you fall through the clouds multiple times and take about a minute and a half to hit the ground if you decide to jump out of it.
Also works on things that aren't meant to fly even with the flying car cheat on- try it with a tractor sometime. I'd quite like to see how far up someone can get before the game crashes or further glitches occur.
It's in an ancient game, but the final boss battle in Jazz Jackrabbit 2 also features a strange one. One of the two player characters has a flying kick move as an alternative to firing his gun. If you use nothing but that on the first form of the boss and avoid shooting it at all, the second form goes down in one shot. Even if you're using the basic starting weapon. There's no logical explanation for this in the game, so it has to be an error.
Also, in either Soul Reaver 2 or Legacy of Kain: Defiance I once managed to walk through a door I hadn't actually opened, trigger a cutscene with some enemies clearly spawning in the wrong place and fall through the level into an endless abyss of green fog because whatever was supposed to be behind that door had apparently ceased to exist. The last part's a pretty common way to break a game, but the combination of the three's at least mildly impressive.
Also works on things that aren't meant to fly even with the flying car cheat on- try it with a tractor sometime. I'd quite like to see how far up someone can get before the game crashes or further glitches occur.
It's in an ancient game, but the final boss battle in Jazz Jackrabbit 2 also features a strange one. One of the two player characters has a flying kick move as an alternative to firing his gun. If you use nothing but that on the first form of the boss and avoid shooting it at all, the second form goes down in one shot. Even if you're using the basic starting weapon. There's no logical explanation for this in the game, so it has to be an error.
Also, in either Soul Reaver 2 or Legacy of Kain: Defiance I once managed to walk through a door I hadn't actually opened, trigger a cutscene with some enemies clearly spawning in the wrong place and fall through the level into an endless abyss of green fog because whatever was supposed to be behind that door had apparently ceased to exist. The last part's a pretty common way to break a game, but the combination of the three's at least mildly impressive.
L4D I was playing playing online with a freind and he shot a boomer which exploded, it's lower half was than thrown across the room bounced of the wall like a ping pong ball and downed us both by smacking us in the face. We both had fits of giggles for the rest of the game which made several people that joined leave again.
In Gran Turismo 4 not really a glitch but I found it funny
On most of the race tracks to add the realism they add gates into the tracks and fences that go back a ways they dont matter at all and you cant pass the barrier, but one day I was bored and I flew down the backstretch going 200+ MPH I went over a few bumps and found myself perfectly wedged into the gate with no room to back out of the spot, the game literaly shoved me into the gate and wouldnt let me back out
On most of the race tracks to add the realism they add gates into the tracks and fences that go back a ways they dont matter at all and you cant pass the barrier, but one day I was bored and I flew down the backstretch going 200+ MPH I went over a few bumps and found myself perfectly wedged into the gate with no room to back out of the spot, the game literaly shoved me into the gate and wouldnt let me back out
