-Zen- said:
Great Expectations by Charles Dickens: making crucifixion seem like a pleasantry.
Reading a book is worse than slowly bleeding out while your lungs collapse, your shoulders dislocate, and you suffocate out in the hot sun over the course of three days? Really? Clearly, no one has ever tried to suffocate you.
I'll grant you that it's a long and arduous read though and that the ending doesn't make much sense. Now, it's not boring or difficult but I'll throw out
Tess of the D'Urberville's as one of the most nonsensical and depressing things I've ever read. Yes, I do understand that it's about the injustice of rape done on a peasant and all that. It's the character of Angel who I really hate...
Angel: "Tess, you are the most wonderful amazing creature I have ever met, far too perfect for me, let me tell you my sin! When I was younger and foolish, I went down to Cheapside and spent three months drenched in sinful lust with a wanton woman! Oh my darling, can you ever forgive me?"
Tess: "Well, if we are to be honest with each other my beloved Angel. I must tell you my great sin, I was raped."
Angel: "You scheming harlot! Get away from me!"
;_; Bastard...