Most crazy thing your girlfriend (or signifigant other) has been upset at you for.

[happyninja42]

This isn't a funny example, but it's definitely crazy.

My girlfriend got mad at me for not punching her in the face during sex, and then got up and ran to my kitchen to get a knife and try and cut her wrist.

Yeah, fun times.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Well she did once say she'd tear my heart out and eat it if she caught me posting on the escapist again.... Oh hi honey! I didn't see younugbhvilrnbglvrbngie

 

[Thaluikhain]

Well she did once say she'd tear my heart out and eat it if she caught me posting on the escapist again.... Oh hi honey! I didn't see younugbhvilrnbglvrbngie

Pft, you better have recorded that as an audio diary, text doesn't count anymore.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Blood pools around the still slowly cooling form that is somehow still able to type.....

 

[KenAri]

My first girlfriend got super-pissed at me because her family and I (her included) went bowling together (We were 14). I mentioned that I hadn't played in years, which was true. I got lucky on my first throw and hit a strike, and suddenly I'm a lying piece of shit and I can't be trusted; which also meant I was probably cheating at the time, which meant I was 'just like all the other guys and I should f*** off'.

I deliberately threw a gutter-ball to follow it up, but the damage was already done.

Never put the D in crazy, guys.

 

[AnthrSolidSnake]

I have a few.

Once I was in my last years of high school, I was REALLY busy. I was trying to get all my grades up, and I was transferring from normal high school to an alternative one. I was also a hardcore writer at the time, and I didn't really want the rest of life to dig into it. So apparently, since I took ONE DAY out of my own life to write and get a few other things done, my girlfriend at the time said I was purposely ignoring her, told all of her friends I was ABUSING her, and got two of her dipshit dude-bro friends to confront me in the middle of a study hall trying to bully me.

Two minutes of talking to the two guys later even they agreed how stupid it was and we became friends.
The next day my girlfriend started writing me notes explaining it quite surprising detail of what she'd do sexually if I was in her room with her, and yet her friends still called me abusive and hated me.


Then there was this girl who saw I talked to another girl she didn't like on Facebook, proceeded to delete EVERY female from my profile, told me I shouldn't be friends with a couple girls I've been friends with for a long time, and would get dramatically upset any time I bought a manga that happened to feature a female in it. It got to the point where she expected me to make an approval with her before I bought anything or talked to anyone.

 

[Uncle Comrade]

Not talking to me for nearly 3 days because I was mean to her in a dream.

Yeah, that was a weird one.

Wow, i thought i would be alone with this occurence. It was just for a day though.

To be fair it can sometimes be difficult to let go of the feeling of being wronged in a dream. You know perfectly well it's illogical, and you can do your best to ignore it, but the feeling can nag at you a bit and put you in a funny mood. And by you, I mean me. Though obviously the three days thing is excessive.

To clarify the three days business, we were doing a long-distance thing at the time, working/studying during the day and skyping each other in the evenings. So it wasn't quite as dramatic as her walking round the house blanking me or anything, but it was still a bit of an overreaction.

(Protip for guys who end up in the same situation: Responses like "I'm sorry a version of me invented entirely by your subconscious wasn't very nice to you, but that's hardly my fault, is it?" aren't necessarily helpful, even if they do happen to be accurate.)

 

[Parasondox]

My ex, while we were dating, got mad at me because I said I liked girls. We were joking around and having fun when she said "Ha ha you are gay", I then said back, "nah, I'm into girls". She did the silent thing for a few hours, not realising what the heck was going on. Then she told me, after the long silents, "You like other girls? What girls? Who?", in a very serious tone. I just said I like girls in general.

Just to be clear, we were teenagers at the time so tge jealously level will be high but DAMN!!

 

[Diddy_Mao]

Desperately trying to avoid this turning into an ill advised "bitches be crazy" list so I'll qualify this with saying I've been equally guilty of being upset at my significant others for astoundingly stupid reasons.

That being said.

I've had girlfriends get upset with me for things I did in her dreams or even worse, because I made an insensitive counter argument in a debate she was having with me...in her own head.

I've been in trouble for refusing to have an argument.

I had a girl break up with me because I was promoted at work. (Note: We didn't work at the same company. It was just somehow unfair that I was promoted before her.)On a similar note I've been in trouble because a friend of mine got the same job that she had applied for.

And my personal favorite. An explosive argument because ever since we got together, guys had stopped asking her out.

...I've been equally guilty of being upset at my significant others for astoundingly stupid reasons.

And here's a few examples.

My SO and I have been together for over a decade, and in that time we've never once had a conversation about where to eat that lasted for less than 10 minutes. In more extreme examples I've just run out the clock until all our options are exhausted and we both go to bed without dinner.

I have a huge pet peeve about having my momentum interrupted. If I'm working on a project, reading a book or even just playing a game and an unscheduled interruption occurs (like a trip to the store) I get huffy and in general act like a pissy jerk-ass for a good 20 minutes.
The worst part is that me being in a groove and not wishing to be disturbed is visually indistinguishable from me just fucking around and killing time.



When I was still dating I got into a disproportionate huff because my girlfriend bought a different brand of condom.
To clarify, not the wrong brand. I don't have a latex allergy, it wasn't a silly glow-in-the-dark novelty...it was just a different brand than I was used to.
I refused sex on the grounds of contraceptive brand loyalty. I still don't know that the hell I was thinking.

 

[BeerTent]

Angry for me not partaking in weed and cigarettes. Constantly said I was "Judging her."

To be honest, I'm not much for the smell. I'm more of a delicious body-destroying alcohol man. But when you NEED two "poppers" to wake up, you got a problem, sweet pea.

She also said I was an alcoholic. Ho, man, better call AA for having a beer at a restaurant now and then, or enjoying a shot or two at a tabletop session! At least I'm not waking up and shotgunning two cans!

Wow... Uhh, pent up rant there. Sorry guys.

 

[Reasonable Atheist]

People have already made the "women are irrational" comments, but...I like how the title specifies girlfriend or significant other, not just significant other.

I guess I will just need to ask you to excuse me for defaulting to my own experience?

My girlfriend and I had good laughs from this thread so far! keep em coming! My favorites are the story of your lady flipping on you for something you did in a dream, the angry bee fiasco, and the condom brand loyalty.

 

[DementedSheep]

I don't really date so none from a significant other for me, my issues have been with people I didn't date. Apparently it doesn't matter how many times you tell someone you're not interested and if you don't seek out their company, accept gifts or ask them to do anything for you at all you're still a whore that lead them on. I suppose I should tell people who have asked me out to fuck off every-time they come near me, perhaps that would get through? or maybe they would just think I'm playing hard to get. /rant off

Anyway instead I'll give you some I've witnessed.

I've have witness a screaming row that went on for over an hour between two friends who got together about....the angle the couch should be at and what "flows better" for the room. Then they wouldn't speak to each other for quite a while afterwards. We are talking minute changes in angle not which way it should be facing or anything (which would still be stupid). Then of course they would ask everyone else to pick a side and now it's about who you like better or something. I refuse to pick a side about the angle of a couch!
They would also have screaming matches over what is and isn't allowed in scrabble (boardgames are srs bsns!) then wonder why people seemed to be becoming more reluctant to come to their house. Both are equally as bad as the other in this.

A friend of mine had a guy get upset because he rang her at 12pm and she didn't want to talk. He took this as personal slight and her avoiding him rather than the fact that she was actually trying to sleep. They could see each other everyday so it not like this was the only time he could talk to her.

My dad went off at my mom once because she forgot to prepay the toll on the route they were driving. This means you have to pay it at the booth which has a transaction fee of around...$2. We are not desperately stuck for cash, $2 is nothing. Note: he isn't usually like that in case I'm giving you the impression that my dad is an asshole.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

My girlfriend gets angry every time she gets stuck in a videogame for like 30 minutes, and then I do whatever she was supposed to do in a single try, so she throws the controller and is all like FUCK YOU [me].

This post has been approved by her, by the way.

HER: "It's like the game is mocking me!"
ME: "No it's not, you just suck at it"

 

[Sleepy Sol]

I was playing a game with an ex once (long-distance) when someone else messaged me on Steam who needed somebody to talk to for unrelated issues that had been going on in their life. I didn't want to just completely ignore them since they're a pretty good friend.

Problem being that I still had my Steam message notification sound on, so I was trying to help this person while my sensitive-arse headset picks up every bloop. So she (the ex) kept hearing it and got quite upset at me. I guess I should have turned it off, but it was still irritating to get silence with passive-aggressive snipes littered here and there after the fact.

I'm pretty sure I'm not cut out for anything resembling a relationship yet.

 

[rosac]

Texting other girls. About Uni work.

Going on Nights out with other girls. Who are on my sports team.

Refusing to put handcuffs on her during sex.

Now admittedly, the first two may fall under the "not paying her enough attention" category of boyfriend errors... But I saw her everyday, every other day sometimes. I saw my coursemates (1st point) and team members far more irregularly.

This was my ex though, and she wasn;t well so there is that.

Stay away from crazy (even if there is a lot of it out there)

 

[username sucks]

I'm proud to say that I have never really been very angry at my boyfriend, nor has he been all that angry at me. A little frustrated with each other sometimes, but not angry.