Most crazy thing your girlfriend (or signifigant other) has been upset at you for.

[soren7550]

The sorta ex boyfriend gets mad at me whenever I get hit with a severe depressive episode (the kind where you can't move or talk), and typically yells at me to stop being depressed.

Ya know, just as useful advice as 'just go be social & make friends' and 'get a job'.

 

[Tiger King]

I got broken up with over a picture of a dead cat. It's a short time after my 16th birthday, and two of my bros and I stumble upon a dead cat on the side of the road. So, copying some pictures we saw online, we made a sign saying "Free kitten" and mount it with an arrow pointing down, and upload it to Myspace (it's 2007).

My girlfriend at the time didn't see the humor, we got into a little back-and-forth, and then she said the ever famous, "well, maybe it just isn't working out." (Note that the "back-and-forth" mostly consisted of me being yelled at for having a dark sense of humor, and me trying to hold back laughter)

She DID apologize a couple of months later, but that still remains the most bizarre break-up ever. Assuming it links, here's the picture (warning: a dead cat. No blood visible)

This is one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard someone do. I would have broken up with you on the spot and never spoken to you again. That isn't at "dark" sense of humour, that is completely depraved and I think I'm going to be sick just knowing that people like you exist in this world.

Agree with you there friend, would instantly question the mentality of someone that would do that.

 

[Blacklight28]

I got broken up with over a picture of a dead cat. It's a short time after my 16th birthday, and two of my bros and I stumble upon a dead cat on the side of the road. So, copying some pictures we saw online, we made a sign saying "Free kitten" and mount it with an arrow pointing down, and upload it to Myspace (it's 2007).

My girlfriend at the time didn't see the humor, we got into a little back-and-forth, and then she said the ever famous, "well, maybe it just isn't working out." (Note that the "back-and-forth" mostly consisted of me being yelled at for having a dark sense of humor, and me trying to hold back laughter)

She DID apologize a couple of months later, but that still remains the most bizarre break-up ever. Assuming it links, here's the picture (warning: a dead cat. No blood visible)

I'm genuinely feel bad for chuckling at that picture. I don't think you're depraved or screwed up, but I can see why someone be upset and question you if you went out of your way to make a joke about a dead pet.

 

[CommanderL]

I got broken up with over a picture of a dead cat. It's a short time after my 16th birthday, and two of my bros and I stumble upon a dead cat on the side of the road. So, copying some pictures we saw online, we made a sign saying "Free kitten" and mount it with an arrow pointing down, and upload it to Myspace (it's 2007).

My girlfriend at the time didn't see the humor, we got into a little back-and-forth, and then she said the ever famous, "well, maybe it just isn't working out." (Note that the "back-and-forth" mostly consisted of me being yelled at for having a dark sense of humor, and me trying to hold back laughter)

She DID apologize a couple of months later, but that still remains the most bizarre break-up ever. Assuming it links, here's the picture (warning: a dead cat. No blood visible)

This is one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard someone do. I would have broken up with you on the spot and never spoken to you again. That isn't at "dark" sense of humour, that is completely depraved and I think I'm going to be sick just knowing that people like you exist in this world.

I laughed my ass off

lighten up princess

 

[silver wolf009]

I got broken up with over a picture of a dead cat. It's a short time after my 16th birthday, and two of my bros and I stumble upon a dead cat on the side of the road. So, copying some pictures we saw online, we made a sign saying "Free kitten" and mount it with an arrow pointing down, and upload it to Myspace (it's 2007).

My girlfriend at the time didn't see the humor, we got into a little back-and-forth, and then she said the ever famous, "well, maybe it just isn't working out." (Note that the "back-and-forth" mostly consisted of me being yelled at for having a dark sense of humor, and me trying to hold back laughter)

She DID apologize a couple of months later, but that still remains the most bizarre break-up ever. Assuming it links, here's the picture (warning: a dead cat. No blood visible)

This is one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard someone do. I would have broken up with you on the spot and never spoken to you again. That isn't at "dark" sense of humour, that is completely depraved and I think I'm going to be sick just knowing that people like you exist in this world.

C'mon, you've never seen someone tie a "Get well soon" balloon to roadkill? It's hilarious. Sure it's morbid, but it gets the giggles.

 

[JagermanXcell]

Got the missy into Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, and just two days ago she started Part 4.
She sends me a message "OMG I HATE BAD COMPANY, AND I HATE YOU".

I immediately remember the context of "Bad Company" and burst out laughing remembering that she has trypophobia:

Spoiler

"Jojo is a HORROR love! Better get used to anything and everything!". I then proceeded to apologize deeply with my shit eating grin.

 

[Starbird]

My last girlfriend (of almost 3 years!), a wonderful little Japanese lady broke up with me because I 'wasn't Japanese enough'. Apparently her mother had informed her that while she wanted grandchildren, she specifically wanted Japanese grandchildren.

Ah, this country. 90% awesome, 10% batshit crazy.

 

[Guffe]

I have a long distance relationship (or a start I think :/) going on and we chat pretty much.

Guffe you sly old dog, where is she from? I hope not too far away.

I once had a girl start crying on me because I refused to shave my beard and 'be all smooth' as she put it.

Nah, it's the same country and all, just a 2 hours train ride so it isn't that far of, but enough to not be able to see each other unless one has a day of or two.
Apparently I'm the first one for this girl with a beard too, but she doesn't seem to mind

It's though that jealousy thing, it's not even something someone can do too much about, mostly just toughts that creep into ones head. A shame, has destroyed many relationships for people I know :/

 

[newfoundsky]

Got the missy into Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, and just two days ago she started Part 4.
She sends me a message "OMG I HATE BAD COMPANY, AND I HATE YOU".

I immediately remember the context of "Bad Company" and burst out laughing remembering that she has trypophobia:

Spoiler

"Jojo is a HORROR love! Better get used to anything and everything!". I then proceeded to apologize deeply with my shit eating grin.

I severely dislike you. I didn't know what trypophobia was so I googled it. Anything ending in "-phobia" should not, i repeat, should NOT have god damn image results.

*shudders*

 

[DanteRL]

I don't think pepole should take this to the "Bitches be crazy" side... but anyway. In all fairness both me and my girlfriend have being on the crazy side, AND she can use the "PMS hormonal stuff" card, which I can't.

And even the weird stuff is pretty common compared to what already happened here. So, just the other day, some of my students asked me to play painball with them (which I didn't). I told her about it, she thought it was funny and all, but them she got really mad at me because I didn't specified that the student who called me on facebook was a girl. Since that would change EVERYTHING right? We didn't really had a big argument about it though.

On the other hand, I once got mildly upset at her for telling me a spoiler from The Walking Dead series (a major, if poorly written, character death). She isn't really into series, and is not used to all this "spoiler free" crazyness, so I ovearreacted a bit. And I fell kind of guilty because that probably made her interest in watching series with me even smaller (which is not that bad, she already plays games with me...)

 

[fenrizz]

I am constantly astounded by the things women can be upset at me for, I will go ahead and start us off. Currently my girlfriend is upset at me for not knowing that they have scrabble in the Philippines.

Apparently my lack of knowledge about board game localization is appalling.

Perhaps it is because Scrabble is a nigh universal boradgame around the world?

If worded wrong (or too much surprise) it could come off as mocking her country (if she is even from the Philippines).

 

[Reasonable Atheist]

I am constantly astounded by the things women can be upset at me for, I will go ahead and start us off. Currently my girlfriend is upset at me for not knowing that they have scrabble in the Philippines.

Apparently my lack of knowledge about board game localization is appalling.

Perhaps it is because Scrabble is a nigh universal boradgame around the world?

If worded wrong (or too much surprise) it could come off as mocking her country (if she is even from the Philippines).

I believe that was the jist of it yeah. It came up because we were cooking home made vegitable & pork lumpia together, and I asked if lumpia meant something. Then clarified like

"Is it a proper noun? the kinda words you cant use for scrabble, names of places and people and stuff. Wait do they have scrabble in the Philippines?"

I had no idea scrabble was just everywhere, for some reason it never occurred to me. When I started the thread I was still mired in the silent treatment.

the lumpia was awesome btw

 

[Tiger King]

I got broken up with over a picture of a dead cat. It's a short time after my 16th birthday, and two of my bros and I stumble upon a dead cat on the side of the road. So, copying some pictures we saw online, we made a sign saying "Free kitten" and mount it with an arrow pointing down, and upload it to Myspace (it's 2007).

My girlfriend at the time didn't see the humor, we got into a little back-and-forth, and then she said the ever famous, "well, maybe it just isn't working out." (Note that the "back-and-forth" mostly consisted of me being yelled at for having a dark sense of humor, and me trying to hold back laughter)

She DID apologize a couple of months later, but that still remains the most bizarre break-up ever. Assuming it links, here's the picture (warning: a dead cat. No blood visible)

This is one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard someone do. I would have broken up with you on the spot and never spoken to you again. That isn't at "dark" sense of humour, that is completely depraved and I think I'm going to be sick just knowing that people like you exist in this world.

Agree with you there friend, would instantly question the mentality of someone that would do that.

Grow up and stop being a hater, it's hilarious.

Right, because taking photos of stupid signs by dead animals is really grown up....
And when you say 'it's hilarious' what you really mean is YOU think it is hilarious.
Not sure why I bothered replying to you to be honest.

 

[FPLOON]

Wait... Da fuck is a "signifigant other"? ;p

Joking aside (I guess), I remember having this one friend where the joking way of describing our relationship was that he was the sweetheart and I was the asshole[footnote]Or, to put in "laymen's" terms, he was Spongebob and I was Patrick...[/footnote]... For example, on the same day that he gave me a friendship present, I joked about how he was fatter than me[footnote]In context, we were both shirtless and talking about our bellies...[/footnote]... Right after I said that, he starts crying and telling me that he would "never want to be my friend again"... Now, as someone who hates loosing a friend like that, I would immediately reply with the phrase "Dude, I'm so sorry. Can we still be friends?", which would then lead to the two of us hugging it out and then going back to whatever it was we were both doing together at that time...

Other than that, I used to have a friend that would get mad whenever I would tell/remind him that his dick was smaller than mine... which was kinda true since he was younger than me... For "further" context, we both inadvertently formed our own "D-Club" at school... and that's all I'm saying on that facet of my life...

 

[Varrdy]

Not talking to me for nearly 3 days because I was mean to her in a dream.

Yeah, that was a weird one.

Oh, good - not just me then!

 

[VincentX3]

People have already made the "women are irrational" comments, but...I like how the title specifies girlfriend or significant other, not just significant other.

Your point? Even though the OP obviously doesn't mean just girlfriends, but if I for example just wanted to hear about girlfriends and not boyfriends I would have posted the same title.

 

[Varrdy]

I was once given a right old chewing by an ex over a double-standard. I was told I was being "insensitive" for saying that certain women were attractive. This is not entirely unreasonable but I had to constantly endure her teenage-girl-like crush on Fernando Alonso (F1 driver) almost every-day.

Eventually I asked her is she'd stop banging on about how gorgeous and talented he was seeing as I wasn't allowed to say that I found Vasquez from Aliens attractive.

My ears were ringing for ages...

 

[Jesterscup]

I reject the concept that contrails are the government spraying mind control chemicals in the sky ( a position my wife holds ).

For the record, I'm not saying they don't, I'm saying that it's not the contrails, because science.

Also she's transphobic ( which is kinda an issues for me because reasons).

 

[Sniper Team 4]

Sigh...I guess I can add to this post.

I'm dating (although I'm not sure how much longer at this rate) a girl that's about 6 years younger than me. At first I didn't think that would be an issue. We like the same things, we get along well, and we're basically on the same wave length for a lot of things.

She used to not be able to keep her hands off of me. I'd walk her out to her car and she'd nuzzle my shoulder and kept saying, "I like you." She'd come over and if I wanted to get her off of me, I'd need a crowbar or something. Then, one night, she tells me, "I'm just not in the mood." Okay, that's find. So we sit and just watch a movie. But that was over a month ago now. She's stopped nuzzling me, she no longer deep kiss me--just quick little kiss--and she's stopped coming over every chance she gets.

Now, why did I say all that? Because here comes the hard part. She said she feels like I don't like her anymore and that she's the only one trying--despite the fact that I come in to see her after work and I just bought her flowers. She says I don't talk to her anymore, after she yelled at me because I was texting her too late. She says I don't invite her over anymore, despite the fact that I've been asking her to come over constantly for weeks. And before you say, "Well, why don't you go over to her place?" I've tried. I tried last night. I said, "Do you want me to come over to your place and pick you up?" She said she would probably stand in her driveway and laugh at me because, and I quote, "You don't seem to know how to be in a relationship." She also yelled at me for falling asleep. I came over from a long day at work and passed out. Two hours later I get a text message asking if I'm mad at her because I haven't responded to her facebook messages. I told her I was asleep and haven't been online all day, so I'll check now. Her response was, "Don't bother. I can't deal with you right now." The very next day, after telling me she can't deal with me, she asks, "Are you mad at me? Because I haven't heard from you since I went off on you."
She said that her plans with her baby's father (long story there) had fallen through last weekend (they were going to California to visit his uncle) and then she said all these other things they were going to do instead. After which, she yelled at me later saying that she had been waiting all day for me to contact her and make plans--even though she had just sent me a list of how busy her day was going to be.

So basically, I feel like I'm being yelled at for something that is just not humanly possible: not being psychic. I'm going to talk to her about this today and say we have a communication problem that we need to address, but at the rate things have been going, I'm pretty sure she's just going to get upset with me again and call the whole thing off. Wish me luck.