Most damage you've ever caused?

[whiskey rock n' roller]

Thought we all might get a few laughs outta this one. What is the most collateral damage you've ever caused in real life. This dosn't include injuries to people, just things.

It can be intentionally or accidentally, at home, work, school or anywhere.

For me it would have either have to be the time I broke my dads' greenhouse with a football, and the other time was when I was playing a particularly frustrating game and yanked on the controller, pulling the console of the table breaking it and the game inside.

P.s. I used the search bar and couldn't find anything for this, sorry if there is.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

On work experience at MKM, I think I broke many plumbing fittings.
And ripped cement bags.
And lost paperwork.
And stole a crowbar...

 

[Internet Kraken]

I don't believe I've actually severely damaged anything. I've severely damaged my brother, but not any items.

I suppose the the biggest thing I broke was a cabinet door, but it was old and just randomly fell apart. I still don't know how I broke it.

 

[Harlemura]

I suppose the the biggest thing I broke was a cabinet door, but it was old and just randomly fell apart. I still don't know how I broke it.

I've done that before. I think old cabinets just don't like being touched.

I broke a model of an owl a few years ago. Mother was angry, father just laughed.

 

[Chuplayer]

Yesterday I managed to take down the entire company's network. Somehow I accidentally plugged a switch into a switch. I don't know how in the heck I did that.

It's possible I didn't do that, and it was possibly the lady that was working in the room with me switching cables behind my back, but for a brief period of time, I felt like I had the power

 

[esperandote]

the time i crashed our pick up into a iron gate, the pick up just got scratched but the gate had to be repaired.

 

[Spaghetti]

Busted a front bumper and rear bumper of a car
Dented a bus
*Almost* but not quite broke a door off it's hinges
Shattered a massive pane of glass (going to the rubbish dump anyway)
Dropped a Computer, breaking it into a million billion pieces (this was during an IT lesson when we were taking apart computers so no need to be alarmed)
Broke a gel pen, spraying it across my friends face - hilarity ensued

As you can see, I'm very accident prone

 

[HT_Black]

I accidentally once tripped into the street and was dazed; the oncoming driver swerved out of the way and ended up breaching the local Wachovia.

...In retrospect, that is the very definition of 'coincidential stupidity'.

 

[MercenaryCanary]

Well... I was kind of geeking out over Half-Life a lot.
So I bought a crowbar. And we had a lot of old furniture lying around....

 

[Ack-ack]

ahm... I think i take the cake seeing what you have posted....

I started a forest fire. And now you know why we dont play with fireworks in the woods.

 

[hortez the champion of the frozen wastes]

I once fell down a hill, broke a fence, and then knocked over a parked car, breaking the windows and smashing the side mirror.

Oh yes and I was in the hospital for a week.

 

[Faps]

A school, a shopping centre and indoor theme park.

I <3 my job

 

[A random person]

I never really did much damage to property, but once when stretching my arm I accidentally broke a wall-mounted lamp. It took surprisingly little force to break it.

 

[eatenbyagrue]

I was 6 years old, and as rambunctious 6 year old children are wont to do, I was running around in a store. My little brother, bastard that he is, knocked me into a shelf and started a chain reaction that wrecked 4 shelves full of delicate breakable glass and ceramic wares.

Whoops.

 

[DrunkWithPower]

My controller is pretty busted up from use and not throwing. The sticks don't always go back into place causeing the character to slow walk, L1 is going out do to the hiting for CoD, and the R3 is going... again CoD.

 

[whiskey rock n' roller]

Well... I was kind of geeking out over Half-Life a lot.
So I bought a crowbar. And we had a lot of old furniture lying around....

lol well in that case i don't recommend playing any red faction games

 

[Sonicron]

Well, beating the last race of the 1000g championship in 'Extreme G III' took quite a lot of attempts, so when I finally did it I jumped out of the chair, threw my left hand up in a fist and chucked the controller out of my right hand. My fist shattered our living room lamp (the shards of which left two large scars on my knuckles) and the PS2 controller ricocheted off the ceiling and damaged out TV.
Kind of funny in retrospect. ^^

 

[Kajin]

I was 6 years old, and as rambunctious 6 year old children are wont to do, I was running around in a store. My little brother, bastard that he is, knocked me into a shelf and started a chain reaction that wrecked 4 shelves full of delicate breakable glass and ceramic wares.

Whoops.

I would be pissed if I had to foot that bill.

I got angry one day and started body slamming my closet door.

 

[The87Italians]

Me and my friend were fighting one day and I got mad so I picked him up and threw him. At the wall. This caused quite a large whole in the wall, which was not that thick to begin with.