Most damage you've ever caused?

[LongAndShort]

Twas at work, cleaning a fountain (basically a big arse marble column sitting in a square marble basin) worth (i think i remember) about 2200 (but I think the price had been dropped to 1600). As I'm leaning the column over to lay it flat, it slips and I'm stuck holding this thing which ways a bleeding ton. Then it slips some more and bang, one of the walls in the basin breaks off. Luckily my workmate Steve fixed it before any customers, or Trish (one of the bosses) saw it. I broke a lot of stuff at that shop. Most of it I fixed or set up so no one ever noticed, or would bump into it and think they broke it...

 

[Soxafloppin]

I punched through a door once, it was one of those crap eggshell doors, hurt like hell.

 

[Gestapo Hunter]

smashed into one of those cheap wooden security guard post with my car, good thing it was late and there wasnt anybody around

 

[Trivun]

Smashed a few windows in my time, that's all. Last year I was playing Corridor Cricket inside my flat with my flatmates and I accidentally broke a window to the kitchen (bearing in mind we were on the fifth floor). Fortunately there was so much confusion that I was able to blame it on someone else who was visiting from one of the flats on the lower floors, so I got off scot free

However, my younger brother didn't. At his school he was throwing stones at girls (keeping in mind he was about 14/15 at the time, he's almost 17 now) and ended up smashing a teacher's windscreen in full view of the teacher whose car it was. Ended up being suspended for three days, I think, and had to pay for the windscreen to be replaced. Another time, he was caught stealing chocolates from my mom and dad. When they confronted him, he said he didn't care, swore (I think) and hid in the bathroom. My dad kicked the door down and knocked ten kinds of shit out of him (which was a struggle as I'd only ever known of seven kinds of shit before then), then made my brother pay to replace the door. My dad believes in tough justice...

 

[twistedshadows]

Though I can be a clumsy person, I mostly just accidentally hurt myself instead of causing damage to my surroundings. The worst I can remember is breaking a fold-out bed (and subsequently the couch it was part of) by bouncing on it when I was young with a friend. Sometimes people will tell me about things I've done that I've completely blocked from memory, so it's possibly I've done worse.

 

[MentalBakura]

Not much. I put a large dent in a wall by opening a door in school with too much force. That's all I can think of.

 

[DigitalJedl]

Wrecked my friend's car, totalled it really. Keep in mind I wasn't at fault, at all.

Back in my youth... Vandalized a few houses, made a bulldozer catch on fire, got others stuck in mud thus causing them to be towed out by even bigger bulldozers, tipped a porter-pottie or two, wrecked an ATV for two for fun, broken two golf club carts, uhh. I think that's about it.

Do I win? /:

My god... you are the ultimate tool of destruction! I see why you own Fluffy!
Yes, you most certainly win.

 

[That One Six]

Well, my dad has connections at the local military base, and we had a few cars that needed to be... disposed of...

Also, on a completely different note, fire is fun.

 

[Kushin]

*Broke my friends sofa bed while demonstrating a Sennin Goroshi (A Thousand Years Of Pain from Naruto)

*Left my computer on for about a week and it blew up

*Controller through window (Damn... did I pay for that one)

*Fencing, whipped a guy across the knuckles with the blade while he was slashing wildly. Broke 2 knuckles and considerable amounts of cuts/bruising.