you're gonna hate me for this if you're a reader(remember,I'm not from the US,I'm Irish,maybe that's a factor)...but,
I think Kurt Vonnegut is a fucking TERRIBLE writer,and yes,I've read a LOT of his so called "novels",
his most often quoted piece of shiiii....art is Slaughterhouse 5,I read it first when I was about 11(and if you think that's a factor...nope,at the same time I was also reading(and fucking LOVING!)both "A Clockwork Orange" and "Dune",I spoke "like a Droog" for so long that my Dad nearly lost it)
I actually read slaughterarse 5 on FOUR separate occasions as I was growing up to see if it was something I'd missed,but nope,its just shit,lazy,arseful writing with DREADFUL prose,its written like Bukowski had a fucking stroke,and wrote it in hospital or it was written by Forrest Gump.
I cringe when I see Vonnegut rattling on nowadays about his "rules for writing" on many a Forum,in many a Magazine etc...cause people will LISTEN to him...and that's like listening to Oscar "Pistol"orius" talk about home safety or gun control.
Also(and I'm genuinely not looking to Troll,or start flames or anything),but Woody fucking Allen has never been funny TO ME(I must stress that,it's only the personal opinion of myself...and everyone I know...friends and family),
to me,the funniest thing he could ever do is try to molest the Karate Kid,get the shit kicked out of him,and then jump headfirst into a cement mixer.
I'm battening down the hatches here for the flood of vitriol to come,but god damn I'm sticking to my guns(like good ol' oscar
