Most elaborate lies/excuses you've heard

[KeyMaster45]

I'm going to beat the "L2 use search button nub" people to it on this one. I did run a search and found a thread about excuses that was posted in January of this year. Seeing as the thread is long dead and we're in early July, I feel the statute of limitations on similar threads is up. If you have something to say about it please keep it to yourself so the thread can stay clear

My sister is a compulsive liar constantly giving the absolute worst excuses and lies for stuff she does. Her latest and absolute worst one to-date is that her friend is getting married to a race car driver who wants to move her friend and her friend's brother to California and that's she's bought a plane ticket out there to help her move.

If you're not reading that and thinking "bullshit" to yourself I advise you get your head examined. With an excuse and lie so flimsy the thought popped into my head of what are some of the more elaborate lies and excuses other people have heard over the years?

Don't be shy about it, remember "What happens on the internet, usually makes its way over to youtube"

 

[Kinguendo]

Errr... sorry to burst your bubble but I actually made one like this maybe 3 weeks ago, about lies and junk.

 

[Sevre]

The washing machine did it. You may not think its elaborate now but some day you'll be using it.

 

[KeyMaster45]

Errr... sorry to burst your bubble but I actually made one like this maybe 3 weeks ago, about lies and junk.

*twitches* really, I mean freaking really...I poured over that search and only saw the one from January....Oh well, that's how my luck runs.

 

[ace_of_something]

I had a friend when I was 8 who insisted his uncle was a particular famous stock car driver. And that a couple times his uncle let him sometimes ride with him or drive instead of him. We were 10...

Now, that I'm done with that...

*waits for invitable joke about religion to pop up*

 

[Kinguendo]

Errr... sorry to burst your bubble but I actually made one like this maybe 3 weeks ago, about lies and junk.

*twitches* really, I mean freaking really...I poured over that search and only saw the one from January....Oh well, that's how my luck runs.

Yeah, sorry. It was just unlucky for you, I have seen alot of people doing threads that I had already done within my 3 months o being here and I didnt say anything but there have been too many and no one has said a thing so I figured I should finally speak up... Really, its this heats fault... making me aggitated and stuff. :0

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Errr... sorry to burst your bubble but I actually made one like this maybe 3 weeks ago, about lies and junk.

*twitches* really, I mean freaking really...I poured over that search and only saw the one from January....Oh well, that's how my luck runs.

Yeah, sorry. It was just unlucky for you, I have seen alot of people doing threads that I had already done

But you think 5 a day refers to Threads and not Fruit

Anyway, my most elaborate one was for being 15 minutes late to a Maths lesson. It started off with zombies attacking me on my way to school and ended 2 minutes later with me playing Lead Guitar in a band with Thor. Luckily my teacher had a sense of humour and let me off.

 

[Kinguendo]

Errr... sorry to burst your bubble but I actually made one like this maybe 3 weeks ago, about lies and junk.

*twitches* really, I mean freaking really...I poured over that search and only saw the one from January....Oh well, that's how my luck runs.

Yeah, sorry. It was just unlucky for you, I have seen alot of people doing threads that I had already done

But you think 5 a day refers to Threads and not Fruit

Anyway, my most elaborate one was for being 15 minutes late to a Maths lesson. It started off with zombies attacking me on my way to school and ended 2 minutes later with me playing Lead Guitar in a band with Thor. Luckily my teacher had a sense of humour and let me off.

I am not as bad as that Spindler guy from yesterday, he was just posting a sentence... it had no conversation potential?!? Not even obscure potential! :0

 

[adibsin]

my coursework fell in my aquarium lol
my friend said tht hes a bit of a dumbass

 

[IntoxicatedKnight]

A guy I know said his mother had cancer seemingly to get sympathy and time off work. He'll learn someday.

 

[Theissen]

Having been a substitute teacher, I heard so many lies by children it's staggering.

I remember one in particular who was bragging to me about how he had driven his cousins car and made handbrake turns and whatnot. He is 12 years old. I was thinking, "yeah, right, tell me more". And he kept on going how he made cool moves in the car and so on.