Most embarrassing fear?

[Molikroth]

No phobias as of yet, but I'll probably be agoraphobic in a year. Right now I just dislike going out (because I'm lazy and if I'm going out it's probably to a meeting) but in a year it'll likely be fear rather than annoyance.

Fucking Swans... and Geese... I fucking hate geese

There's a whiskey distillery somewhere in Glasgow that has geese instead of actual guards. Obviously still has CCTV and so on, but no humans present at night.

 

[LuxAeternus]

A really random one in my case...wasps crawling into my ears.

 

[Bob Saget]

Mannequins.

Ooohhh, me too. I can't walk past a mannequin in a clothes store without my pulse skyrocketing and me going into super alert mode. It may have to do with me playing Condemned, but I'm not sure.

I'm also deathly afraid of deep water in lakes/rivers. A pool is fine unless I can't see the bottom. I just keep thinking that a fish is going to bite my foot off or something. This may also be influenced by Half Life 1's ichthyosaur. I hated that thing... O_O

 

[Molikroth]

Mannequins.

Ooohhh, me too. I can't walk past a mannequin in a clothes store without my pulse skyrocketing and me going into super alert mode. It may have to do with me playing Condemned, but I'm not sure.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qaNbFgJsv1g

My good deed for the century. Curing an irrational fear.

I accept thanks in the form of sexual favours and money. Also candy.

 

[xitel]

I'm afraid of bugs. I mean, even ants freak me out. Which is somewhat embarrasing when you're an 18-year old male. It makes your friends look at you like you're about to giggle and titter like a school girl.

 

[Molikroth]

I'm afraid of bugs. I mean, even ants freak me out. Which is somewhat embarrasing when you're an 18-year old male. It makes your friends look at you like you're about to giggle and titter like a school girl.

I'm not afraid of bugs/insects/arachnids and so on, I just despise them. It enrages me to see a bug/insect/arachnid in my home because they gained entry without my permission. I'd break the limbs of a human who did it, Charles Clarke be damned, so you can imagine what torture I put anything with more than four legs through.

 

[Bob Saget]

Mannequins.

Ooohhh, me too. I can't walk past a mannequin in a clothes store without my pulse skyrocketing and me going into super alert mode. It may have to do with me playing Condemned, but I'm not sure.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qaNbFgJsv1g

My good deed for the century. Curing an irrational fear.

I accept thanks in the form of sexual favours and money. Also candy.

Somehow I knew somebody was going to post something about the Autons. *shudder*

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

I'm afraid of vaginas.

Don't fucking judge me.

What... Did your mothers have.... teeth or something?

 

[Evilbunny]

I am afraid of short, blonde women. I have no idea why.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Heights, for some reason, I just hate it, whenever I get up high, I see myself falling off, hitting the ground and dieing.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Oh, another of my paralyzing fears is losing one of my senses, I really love having all five.

 

[JDLY]

Everyone has that one fear that they would rather hide from the world for whatever reason. What is yours.

Ok, I don't want to sound like a prick or anything but I have no fears.

I did, however, used to have fears. After seeing the movie "The Ring" I was always afraid that a little girl was going to come out of any t.v. I was near. That kind of hardened my resolve, though. If it was going to happen I couldn't stop it, so why be afraid of it.

A big fear of people in general is a fear of death. I don't even have that. It's going to happen eventually. Sure, I would like to live until I'm old, but if I get in a car crash tomarrow or if I live to see 100 I'm going to die eventually. I'm not afraid.

Edit: I even imagine myself dieing sometimes. If I'm standing on the edge of a cliff and I think "What if I fall and die?" the worst thought to come after that is "Boy, that would suck".

Once again, trying not to sound like a prick.

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

Everyone has that one fear that they would rather hide from the world for whatever reason. What is yours.

Ok, I don't want to sound like a prick or anything but I have no fears.

I did, however, used to have fears. After seeing the movie "The Ring" I was always afraid that a little girl was going to come out of any t.v. I was near. That kind of hardened my resolve, though. If it was going to happen I couldn't stop it, so why be afraid of it.

A big fear of people in general is a fear of death. I don't even have that. It's going to happen eventually. Sure, I would like to live until I'm old, but if I get in a car crash tomarrow or if I live to see 100 I'm going to die eventually. I'm not afraid.

I'm not afraid of death either, I would just rather live at this point.

 

[Molikroth]

Oh, another of my paralyzing fears is losing one of my senses, I really love having all five.

I forgot about that one. I'm the same. I couldn't live blind. I really would rather die than lose my sight, and come to think of it my arms. The rest I might learn to live without but my sight and ability to type are things I need to live.

 

[Evilbunny]

I'm afraid of vaginas.

Don't fucking judge me.

What... Did your mothers have.... teeth or something?

That is a horrible image. I am probably going to have trouble sleeping tonight.

 

[Magnetic2]

Going with Holes in bunches. I saw a nature show with a shot of how woodpeckers hide nuts in holes they make in trees and I got freaked out.

 

[Labyrinth]

That is a horrible image. I am probably going to have trouble sleeping tonight.

Watch the movie Teeth.

 

[RedPandaMan]

Definitely dolls. After seeing 20 minutes of Child's Play as a 4 year old, I cannot stand dolls, even barbies. Yeah, not going to be winning the masculinity award when you run away from a 3 year old holding a barbie. Creepy.

 

[Molikroth]

That is a horrible image. I am probably going to have trouble sleeping tonight.

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