Most Embarrassing Thing About Yourself

[Dango]

I'm kind of effeminate, as in I' sensitive, I'm into "cute" things, and I feel I can relate more to females.

 

[Broady Brio]

I have skin, softer than most girls I know. And I'm meant to be a manly man! I don't moisturize, the only thing I use is spot gel stuff to get rid of spots.

 

[Ham_authority95]

The only real thing that I'm embarrassed to say in real life is that I'm sexually attracted to many of my female friends....

It gets pretty weird sometimes.

 

[Elburzito]

I can't tie my own shoelaces, or scale a wall.....


/thread.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Im human, thats scary and embarrasing

 

[Scobie]

DELETED

 

[Mr Snuffles]

Anyway, the address will do fine.

Oh come now, Hub. You're better than that!

If you truly wish to find me, you will!

You don't need much of anything except a first and last name to stalk someone and you have that already.

I hate it when my prey runs...

Can't you just show up at Priateism or Escapism UK?

PRIATEISM WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!

OT: I occasionally watch scat/ other things like that for teh lulz

 

[JokerCrowe]

I used to wet the bed and eat my boogers. What's embarrasing about that is my age at the time. Which I will not tell here. (or maybe... we'll see)

Another thing that most people would find embarrasing but I don't is that I talk to myself. In English for some reason. Maybe I'm just practising, but I've done it so much I actually do it wothout thinking, and I have dreams in english too. And i'm not English...
(alos I've done some things when I was younger that i'm pretty embarrased I actally did...)

 

[Flukey]

I'm terrible at introducing myself to new people, I often don't ask for names or give mine. It's surprising how easy that is to do, but it leads to me knowing a lot of faces, but no names. I've been on the same course as this one guy for two years now, and he has now been living in my house for a month. I still don't know his name, and asking now seems silly...

Also

OK, now we're getting a bit strange: I have dozens of terrifying fetishes. I recently discovered /h/ and /d/ and now I have lot of really unfortunate pictures on my computer. I'm not a furry, but I might conceivably be a chitinous, and I'm not even sure that's a thing.

Most of this too, except I only browse /d/, and even that often doesn't do it anymore... also, I keep all the saved stuff on a 2gb usb nobody knows I have hidden away in a secret place, but it's almost full... I find that kinda embarrassing, but it's by no means the most I've seen somebody have. Not even close.

Also, I wouldn't call myself a furry, but lets just say I admire the artwork...

 

[Reenix]

I have Asperger's Syndrome. It probably sucks more because I'm in the so-called 'cool crowd' at University.

 

[SSoneill]

I talk to myself...frequently. But don't worry I know they're not real I just to it for fun and I'm so very lonely

 

[Gwarr]

hmm...I will share with you guys my best kept secret.

I like The Vampire Diaries Tv Show >.<. Before you start , I don't like Twilight , but I find the show extremely well made .

 

[thenumberthirteen]

I still have my stuffed toys from when I was small. I just can't stand to throw them away or give them to someone else.

I may have a crush on somebody on here, despite having only seen them for a very short time.

I'm flattered, but my heart belongs to another.

 

[Mrkittycat]

Mentally, I'm weak.

 

[Terminate421]

I was pulled out of school for claims of sexual harrasment, apparently, some kid said I was "Humping people" The school suspends me and I don't get why.
A day later, they call my folks again and apologize, why? Because they interviewed the people who were "Humped"
All I did was play tag during recess and I get yelled at.

 

[Terminate421]

It's that I like loli hentai and most anime porn in general. Much more so than regular porn. I'm sure most people knew that but that's one of the things I'm somewhat ashamed about.

Thats something called a fetish. As long as the hentai isn't....pedophilish, you shouldn't be ashamed. Im ALMOST the same as you on that subject though. (real stuff is better but I get tired of seeing a guys ass every ten seconds when I want the woman only.)

EDIT: now I see that you put Loli in there. Never mind.
(I do like Hentai, but I Don't like Pedophilia!)

 

[Taddy]

I've been growing a mustache for the past 4 years. It hasn't been shaved yet and at the very un-manly rate it's growing at i won't for another 4 years...

 

[sageoftruth]

When walking outside and no one is looking, I break into a ninja run. Also, when I'm holding anything with a handle and no one is looking, I engage in swordplay.

 

[DSEZ]

Oh I just thought of one: I'm an insomniac

People always ask me why I'm hardly ever at school, I usually just tell them I was sick but they never believe me, everyone thinks I'm a massive wagger but I'm just too embarrassed to tell them I have a problem in the head, most people see me as the problem free party guy, brimming with confidence, but guess what? I'm crushingly lonely, can only sleep in the day due to insomnia and I may seem confident but if I am put in a situation with a girl, I'll never make a move, hell I'll charm her and all that, I just won't act until she does.

Epic sadface :C

this

i have the exact same problem i will charm a girl to death but never make a move