Most Embarrassing Thing About Yourself

[Julianking93]

Due to extreme boredom, I have resorted to making a thread about a very unoriginal topic, so I apologize for that. Now, on to the topic at hand:

What is the most embarrassing thing about you?

Be it your personality, your mannerisms, your obsessions, your body or whatever, what is something you are completely ashamed of that you can't help?

Note that the main idea behind this is that the point of embarrassment itself must be something that you can't help but do. Just something that you do or happens naturally and you can't do anything about it.

As for me, it's something I'm completely ashamed of and most people know about it. Hell, I even willingly tell people without much prompt to do so, but it is something I should probably not be so open about.

It's that I like loli hentai and most anime porn in general. Much more so than regular porn. I'm sure most people knew that but that's one of the things I'm somewhat ashamed about.

Another little bit about me that I'm ashamed to admit is that I kinda like someone. Here. I've never seen them before, but I've talked to them and I've developed a bit of a crush on them.

 

[Jedamethis]

I may have a crush on somebody on here, despite having only seen them for a a very short time.

Edit: Everybody's copying me now. I said it first!

 

[Cherry Cola]

The most embarrassing thing about me is that I'm friends with someone who makes unoriginal threads

*slaps*

I kid, you know I love you, Julian.

OT: The most embarrassing thing about me would probably be my past self.

Arrogant little prick thought he would do me a favor by taking up rapping and writing a song he preformed in front of the whole school.

I am shunning him forever.

 

[Cherry Cola]

I may have a crush on somebody on here, despite having only seen them for a a very short time.

...

*slowly back away*

I'm just being cautious, that's all

 

[Ironic Pirate]

I may have a crush on somebody on here, despite having only seen them for a a very short time.

I have a crush on several, none of whom I've talked to/

I also have several hilariously disturbing fetishes.

EDIT: Damn it, it won't let me reply to someone...

Is anyone else having problems where posts just, I don't know, don't work? It's pissing me off...

 

[Julianking93]

Though I would love you more if you could tell us something embarrassing about yourself.

Check again, Hub. I just posted something about myself.

taking up rapping and writing a song he preformed in front of the whole school.

Say wha now?

 

[Jedamethis]

I may have a crush on somebody on here, despite having only seen them for a a very short time.

...

*slowly back away*

I'm just being cautious, that's all

Sadly Hub, you're a man. Don't worry

 

[Cherry Cola]

I may have a crush on somebody on here, despite having only seen them for a a very short time.

...

*slowly back away*

I'm just being cautious, that's all

Sadly Hub, you're a man. Don't worry

And I'm a manly man at that!

YOU CAN'T RESIST MY CHARMS!

 

[Jedamethis]

I may have a crush on somebody on here, despite having only seen them for a a very short time.

...

*slowly back away*

I'm just being cautious, that's all

Sadly Hub, you're a man. Don't worry

And I'm a manly man at that!

YOU CAN'T RESIST MY CHARMS!

I can and will!
Mostly becase you're too tall!

 

[Cherry Cola]

Though I would love you more if you could tell us something embarrassing about yourself.

Check again, Hub. I just posted something about myself.

I see. Will edit!

taking up rapping and writing a song he preformed in front of the whole school.

Say wha now?

*slap*

Leave it at that

 

[Jedamethis]

It's that I like loli hentai and most anime porn in general. Much more so than regular porn. I'm sure most people knew that but that's one of the things I'm somewhat ashamed about.

Another little bit about me that I'm ashamed to admit is that I kinda like someone. Here. I've never seen them before, but I've talked to them and I've developed a bit of a crush on them.

Hooray for internet anonymity huh?

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I am secretly a total fucking asshole. Also, not so secretly.
Gosh, that was freeing!

But seriously, I am pretty much unable to feel embarrassed about anything.
I am plenty contemptuous of many parts of myself, and as such may ACT embarrassed. But it is quite fundamentally different.
Less "oh dear, you noticed, that sure is making me blush!" and more "god fucking damn it, just pretend you never saw it so I can go back to attempting to hate it out of existence", if you get me.
Also there is more potential stabbings.

 

[Megacherv]

I may have a crush on somebody on here, despite having only seen them for a a very short time.

...

*slowly back away*

I'm just being cautious, that's all

Sadly Hub, you're a man. Don't worry

And I'm a manly man at that!

YOU CAN'T RESIST MY CHARMS!

Must...resist...manly...charms...they're too strong!!!

*ahem*

I have hemorrhoids at the age of 17

I'm into futanari and its real-world equivalent slightly

I have devised an excellent strategy to pay a small amount on a porn network and then stock-pile it before my time runs out...

...wait...what?

 

[Julianking93]

Hooray for internet anonymity huh?

Like I've said before, what internet anonymity?

This place is really my only social outlet (another embarrassing thing) so I don't look at it as anonymity. I'm completely honest with everyone here and exactly the same way I am here as in real life.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Arrogant little prick thought he would do me a favor by taking up rapping and writing a song he preformed in front of the whole school.

*gah*, just the thought of that makes me want to cry... i feel so sorry for you...

It makes me want to cry too.

Cry so much...

 

[JanatUrlich]

I like dancing around the kitchen in my underwear. I'm pretty sure everyone does shit like that but yeah, I'd be pretty embarrassed if someone saw me doing it XD

Other than that, I'm not too bothered about anything.