Most embarrassing thing you have said to a girl.
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I'm patient already, I'm just in no hurry to get laid like most people.RicoADF said:Looks like you need some SERIOUS education about women mateNotAPie said:If I told you how many times I've passed up sex without knowing you wouldn't believe me.FallenJellyDoughnut said:WHAT?! That grin is basically an Open sign on her crotch! WHY DID YOU NOT TAP THAT?!NotAPie said:She did give me flirty eyes a day afterwords.RicoADF said:I hope you started a conversation with herNotAPie said:
Sadly I don't go to that school anymore.
Would you mind sharing some of those times you've been oblivious to the signs of attraction?
Honestly most of the time I'm oblivious to that kind of stuff is because I'm concentrating on homework and stuff like that.
I'll have plenty of time for a relationship in the summer, you know...Like now.
its under your bed...FallenJellyDoughnut said:HA! Bet that'll teach you to hide your porn better (It would take 3 of the world's best hackers to find my porn MWAHAHAHA)Gabanuka said:My friends always bring up the porn they found on my laptop whenever i try and flirt with a girl
The school was throwing a casino themed shin-dig for all its nice new graduates, and I was sitting at a black jack table. The cards all had scantily clad individuals on them--male AND female--and a little two-word caption next to all of them. A girl came and set down next to me, and, when she was given her card, she read the caption out loud. And the moment she said it, I asked her "Izzat your new stripper name?"
She drooled and giggled, which suggests she may actually like that sort of thing. In which case, give me her number, I have a pretty active imagination...likalaruku said:
Anyway, on-topic, being serious now, I can't really think of anything embarrassing. Although I did miss out on a massive chance to get lucky with a great girl who I'd not long met, a friend of a friend, when we were all on a pub crawl together. Basically, I was too much of a gentleman and so I helped her when she was drunk, without making a move that I would have made had I also been drunk or had she been sober. And then another friend of mine came along and pulled off the ultimate cock-block, while pretty much taking over my efforts to be helpful and pretty much stealing her from under my nose. Given my usual failures with women, that was a sad day. A sad day indeed...
i once said to this rediculously hott girl, and shit you not this is a quote, hey babe, i'm like a rubix cube the more you play with me the harder i get. i have no idea what possessed me to say this but the result was a girl standing there with a mortified expression on her face that had no idea what to do when someone uses the absolute worst pick up line ever
i mean honestly self what was the part of that line that she was suppose to like the refference to a crappy outdated toy from the 80's
i mean honestly self what was the part of that line that she was suppose to like the refference to a crappy outdated toy from the 80's
Well in a text it was: Dear Lea I loud your so duckingi muchsLO. yog pleasoki hz tv yugo woe re dublint
I liked this girl but hadn't gotten her number yet, and one night I got smashed. My friend thought it would be funny to give me her number and told me she wanted me to text her so I did. As far as I can tell what I was trying to say to her was:
Dear Lea, I love you so fucking much. Will you please go out with me so we fucking.
And I have to say thank god I can't text properly drunk. In person though the most embarrassing thing I've ever said was when I was at a club and I thought my friend (guy) was behind me when I asked, "So much have you bleed out of your vagina this week?" It was some random girl with a bunch of dudes and no surprises they were now pissed. My apologizing and attempts at an explanation didn't work. If not for the fact that I'm very fast I probably would have gotten an ass beating
I liked this girl but hadn't gotten her number yet, and one night I got smashed. My friend thought it would be funny to give me her number and told me she wanted me to text her so I did. As far as I can tell what I was trying to say to her was:
Dear Lea, I love you so fucking much. Will you please go out with me so we fucking.
And I have to say thank god I can't text properly drunk. In person though the most embarrassing thing I've ever said was when I was at a club and I thought my friend (guy) was behind me when I asked, "So much have you bleed out of your vagina this week?" It was some random girl with a bunch of dudes and no surprises they were now pissed. My apologizing and attempts at an explanation didn't work. If not for the fact that I'm very fast I probably would have gotten an ass beating
I was at a company x-mas party and the girl I was really into was up in the hotel room having a few drinks with all of us before we went down to the conference room for the buffet and whatnot. Everyone else left my room but me and her because she said she wasn't that hungry ... she sat on the bed and started to watch some tv... asked if I would hang out with her for a bit , I said ok and sat on the bed she then asked me to take my shoes off and stay a bit ... I said "no, I can't wait to get downstairs to get some food" ... I'll never forget the face she made at me haha... but that was over 5 years ago and we're just a few months away from getting a house together and stuff ... so it all worked out
