Most Embarrassing Way to Die?

[PrimoThePro]

...Old age? I want to go down fighting!

 

[Slaanax]

Dying in a bazaar bondage incident.

 

[Fenreil]

I swear this website reads my mind. I was considering making this topic on my way home today.

Anyway, the possibilities for humans are endless, and since you didn't specify the species, I'll say that the most embarrassing way for a bird to die is by getting run over by a car.

 

[Ham_authority95]

Not urinating for a week and having your bladder rupture causing an infection that kills you.

..Don't look at me like that....

EDIT:Or Erotic asphyxiation, but I think someone ninjaed me on that one.

 

[Levitas1234]

Dying in a bazaar bondage incident.

I saw a guy on 1000 ways to die, die from latex allergy and the dominatrix ***** thought he was screaming in delight.

 

[Verex]

Testicular torsion, that's one of the worst ways to die.

That's also fun to say.

 

[Slaanax]

Dying in a bazaar bondage incident.

I saw a guy on 1000 ways to die, die from latex allergy and the dominatrix ***** thought he was screaming in delight.

OOof that's brutal way to find out that your allergic to something, I liked the one where the guy electrocuted himself having sex with a cow heart.

 

[Marter]

Throwing a baseball straight up and trying to catch it. You miss and get hit on the head. It manages to kill you. that would be pretty embarrassing, I think.

 

[iLikeHippos]

Choking from a glass of water.

Getting your ass beat down by a fish.

Practicing your suicide bombing skills. < I know, that's insensitive...

Dying from a penny that's dropped 500 feet onto your head.

I got some more, but I've ninja'd enough I think.

 

[ethan22122]

Heart attack on the toilet is on the top of my list.

that actually happened to a guy my parents new.

 

[Nocta-Aeterna]

ruptured colon by violating your own ass

I heard/read about a man who died that way via a horse (ew).

 

[PurpleSky]

Pants on the ground,pants on the ground.

 

[Mr Thin]

I know the second most embarrassing way to die...

Watching <url=http://www.cracked.com/video_18178_the-second-most-embarrassing-thing-to-die-doing.html>CON AIR!

Escapist needs more cracked.com readers.

 

[Layz92]

Drowning in a 2cm deep puddle.

 

[arsenicCatnip]

Auto-erotic asphyxiation has been said, but I whole-heartedly agree. Just... jesus christ, you strangled yourself while trying to get off. Best removed from the gene pool there.

 

[not_the_dm]

...Old age? I want to go down fighting!

I'm in agreement with this. Although...

Death by Furbie.... Oh the embarrassment, oh the disgrace...

 

[replingham153]

Pants on the ground,pants on the ground.

is there a cookie for that? cause i know where that comes from!

Oh and being made to sit on a grenade and eat your shit at the same time!

 

[Vrex360]

Managing to come out of a massive battle with a hundred angry crocodiles and surviving and then dying by slipping on a banana peel.

 

[PurpleSky]

Pants on the ground,pants on the ground.

is there a cookie for that? cause i know where that comes from!

Oh and being made to sit on a grenade and eat your shit at the same time!

Looking like a fool with your.....oh hey,nope just singing to myself.

 

[NickIsCool]

being a guy takin it in the butt from a horse

sadly, this has happened

http://www.news24.com/World/News/Police-review-horse-death-20050719

even more sad, this was the first thing google popped up with after i put in "man dies" and i havent looked it up before. damn google, you just knew, didnt you