Most Embarrassing Way to Die?

[Melon Hunter]

One from Edge of Darkness: Get shot in stomach, Mel Gibson attempts to pour radioactive milk down your throat, then shoots you through the neck as you stagger to the medicine cabinet. The most undignified screen death I have ever seen.

 

[howdyoldbuddyoldpal]

I heard of a cartoonist who died in a strange way, but the details are sketchy.

I once heard about a man who drowned in varnish. It was a horrible way to go, but a beautiful finish.

 

[Mariakitten]

Breaking your neck while trying to suck your own dick.


Cookie for the reference.

SNL's "Like a boss"?

OT: Choking on a cough drop is pretty high on my list.

 

[cuddly_tomato]

I heard of a cartoonist who died in a strange way, but the details are sketchy.

I once heard about a man who drowned in varnish. It was a horrible way to go, but a beautiful finish.

I know of an electrician who died. Most people thought his death was positive, because he was once charged with battery.

DAMMIT! Are we really going to get into these terrible puns again?

 

[Spoonius]

A guy in australia ended up with, I'll just trim the story right down, black widow eggs in his colon because he liked using branches from his garden.

When he found out, he shat sticks.

 

[Cheery Lunatic]

Like Elvis... on a toilet. Damn that sucks balls.

 

[Iron Criterion]

Dying whilst watching the Super Marion Bros movie, with a pleased expression.

 

[Spoonius]

Death through shitting your intestines out.
It's just so.. horrible and embarrasing at the same time.

There are plenty of stories where young children or whatever sit on a pool filter, and their <url=http://wcco.com/topstories/Minneapolis.Golf.Club.2.368697.html>intestines are sucked out.

She didn't die, but still...

Covering yourself in honey and pissing off a bunch of bees, then running for your life, smacking yourself in the face by stepping on a garden rake, then falling backwards onto an anthill of fire ants. In an attempt to get rid of the fire ants and very angry bees, you jump into a pond, but lo and behold, it's full of leeches, so now you're wet, partially covered in honey, bees, leeches, and have a very long red mark on your face. Now you attempt to make a run to the hospital, just as the Tour de France and the Running of the Bulls is happening. And it's during turf warfare between two gangs and you somehow get caught in the crossfire. After trying to dodge bullets (which you do poorly and take several rounds to the chest), cyclists, and bulls, you slip on a banana peel, cracking your head off the street that's covered in broken glass and homeless people, so now you're pretty much a human speed bump as cyclists roll over you and the hooves of six half-ton bulls dig into your back. After the cyclists and bulls have torn through your now-crushed frame and you're now in the last moments of your life, a drunken midget walks over to your body, pulls down his pants, and takes a piss on your face, then he collapses on your chest and vomits into your mouth.

How's that for a death?

I like this guy.

Just watch 1000 Ways to Die on spike.

Though I did see one where some chick was masturbating with a carrot and an air bubble got into her blood stream and killed her.

Note to self: only masturbate with carrots in the bath.

I'm guessing you're a girl, so don't do that either. <url=http://contraception.about.com/od/additionalresources/ss/watersex_7.htm>Here's why.

 

[Marik2]

Breaking your neck while trying to suck your own dick.


Cookie for the reference.

DAMMIT I was gonna say that.
Its from Clerks.

 

[manythings]

When he found out, he shat sticks.

More he died in horrible agony because of the venom that caused his abdomen to swell immensely.

 

[Nocta-Aeterna]

ruptured colon by violating your own ass

I heard/read about a man who died that way via a horse (ew).

A guy in australia ended up with, I'll just trim the story right down, black widow eggs in his colon because he liked using branches from his garden.

I'd say poor sod, if it wasn't for the fact that using jagged, unhygienic sticks was utterly stupid.

 

[superbatranger]

During sex. It was to die for!

Well, damn it, you took mine. Now I gotta come up with something else. Well, auto-erotic asphyxiation has to be pretty embarrassing. People see you, and first think suicide. But then they see the dirty magazines, your hand wrapped around your tool, that porno playing on repeat on your computer. I mean, how do you explain that to all the other dead people?

"So how did you die?"
"Heart attack. You?"
"Yea..uh..I decided to..hang myself...while masturbating."
"......."

 

[Goremocker]

Breaking your neck while trying to suck your own dick.


Cookie for the reference.

Clerks


And i would say auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Ditto...and too bad I wasn't here to answer that...

 

[swolf]

Breaking your neck while trying to suck your own dick.


Cookie for the reference.

Clerks


And i would say auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Yeah, I'd say that one tops the list. To contribute: a game-induced heart attack...especially if it's a "casual" game.

 

[Mr_spamamam]

Raped by a shark

 

[Shoqiyqa]

Note to self: only masturbate with carrots in the bath.

I'm guessing you're a girl, so don't do that either. <url=http://contraception.about.com/od/additionalresources/ss/watersex_7.htm>Here's why.

Bath, specifically, not hot-tub, jacuzzi, swimming pool, lake, swamp, marsh or other standing water.

The tricky part is sterilising a carrot without making it all soft.

 

[imnot]

licking a nuke then wondering why you have a 3rd arm then you die

 

[Dedtoo]

Covering yourself in honey and pissing off a bunch of bees, then running for your life, smacking yourself in the face by stepping on a garden rake, then falling backwards onto an anthill of fire ants. In an attempt to get rid of the fire ants and very angry bees, you jump into a pond, but lo and behold, it's full of leeches, so now you're wet, partially covered in honey, bees, leeches, and have a very long red mark on your face. Now you attempt to make a run to the hospital, just as the Tour de France and the Running of the Bulls is happening. And it's during turf warfare between two gangs and you somehow get caught in the crossfire. After trying to dodge bullets (which you do poorly and take several rounds to the chest), cyclists, and bulls, you slip on a banana peel, cracking your head off the street that's covered in broken glass and homeless people, so now you're pretty much a human speed bump as cyclists roll over you and the hooves of six half-ton bulls dig into your back. After the cyclists and bulls have torn through your now-crushed frame and you're now in the last moments of your life, a drunken midget walks over to your body, pulls down his pants, and takes a piss on your face, then he collapses on your chest and vomits into your mouth.

How's that for a death?

I just have to say: EPIC DEATH!!