Most Embarrassing Way to Die?

[cuddly_tomato]

I knew of a guy who nearly died in a furniture factory. He fell into the upholstery machine, but fortunately fully recovered.

 

[titanium turtle]

having sex with a porcupine, getting aids from said porcupine, then climbing up a tree, jumping off a building and falling ass first onto a cactus- which then inserts itself

 

[fulano]

David Carradine's.

 

[Queen Michael]

Here's what my nine-year-old sister said: "If you're naked and you get shot."

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

Anything on the Darwin awards o.o

I knew of a guy who nearly died in a furniture factory. He fell into the upholstery machine, but fortunately fully recovered.

Ouch ... I'm guessing an upholstery machine contains millions of sewing machine-like apparatus that would have stitched him good? o.o Painful.

 

[thats it exclamation]

Breaking your neck while trying to suck your own dick.


Cookie for the reference.

Clerks


And i would say auto-erotic asphyxiation.

how was that a clerks reference the old guy had a heart attack. it was fukin hilarious

When they were talking in the car about Randall's cousin who had died.

ah i evidently havnt seen it nearly as often as id have liked to

 

[Matt-the-twat]

Shouting 'Guys look at this!' as you aim your tiddlywink into the cup, have it bounce off the cup, into your open mouth, and choke on the counter.

*Meanwhile your dick was out under the table and you had an erection*

 

[Verex]

Shouting 'Guys look at this!' as you aim your tiddlywink into the cup, have it bounce off the cup, into your open mouth, and choke on the counter.

*Meanwhile your dick was out under the table and you had an erection*

How did you even come up with this? ?

 

[Programmed_For_Damage]

While he didn't die, the store clerk at a local bondage shop got beaten into a coma by a robber wielding an 8 inch dildo. That was in the news. How embarrassing.

 

[Odoylerules360]

I knew of a guy who nearly died in a furniture factory. He fell into the upholstery machine, but fortunately fully recovered.

That sounds like the optometrist I used to know. He fell into a lens grinder.

Made a huge spectacle of himself.

 

[n00beffect]

Having a heart attack while having sex with a hooker in a two-bit motel. True storry.

 

[masterjiji]

getting your face stomped in while trying to have sex with a horse

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Not urinating for a week and having your bladder rupture causing an infection that kills you.

one of newtons assitents was romoured to have died when his bladder exploded at a dinner party.
it was considered rude to go to toilet during eating.

 

[Ham_authority95]

Not urinating for a week and having your bladder rupture causing an infection that kills you.

one of newtons assitents was romoured to have died when his bladder exploded at a dinner party.
it was considered rude to go to toilet during eating.

They must have been eating for a damn long time then.

 

[Canadian Briton]

like a punk

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Not urinating for a week and having your bladder rupture causing an infection that kills you.

one of newtons assitents was romoured to have died when his bladder exploded at a dinner party.
it was considered rude to go to toilet during eating.

They must have been eating for a damn long time then.

read it on darwin awards but apparently he had a long ass carrige trip before but im not sure just thought i should mention it.

 

[TimeLord]

ruptured colon by violating your own ass

I heard/read about a man who died that way via a horse (ew).

[HEADING=1]EWWWWWWWWWWWW[/HEADING]

Seriously, eww

OT: I can't think of anything that beats ruptured colon by being violated by a horse

 

[Edavies696]

crapping out your own lung in front of all your friends and family...and dying some how from that.

 

[Azure Sky]

Practicing your suicide bombing skills. < I know, that's insensitive...

Premature Detonation!!!

Laughing yourself to death at someones misfortune.
(Irony can be a *****) =3

Also, Steve Erwin.
I may be an Aussie myself, but even I facepalmed pretty hard back then.