Most Embarrassing Way to Die?

[Nocta-Aeterna]

ruptured colon by violating your own ass

I heard/read about a man who died that way via a horse (ew).

[HEADING=1]EWWWWWWWWWWWW[/HEADING]

Seriously, eww

OT: I can't think of anything that beats ruptured colon by being violated by a horse

To top it off.. I believe it was voluntairy (the dying part not, obviously) and he was married. Someone had to inform his wife

 

[MortalForNow]

The first would be dying from the joke that kills people in Monty Python. Can you imagine laughing so hard that you drop dead on the spot? No one is safe from it.

Another would be having the effect at the end of A Christmas Story when using an actual gun. It would suck to try to shoot a target in front of you only for the bullet to hit you right in the eye and kill you.

 

[sean360h]

being straped into a wheel chair and have someone push you down a hill into an oncoming truck

 

[Your Nightmare]

Dying in a bazaar bondage incident.

I saw a guy on 1000 ways to die, die from latex allergy and the dominatrix ***** thought he was screaming in delight.

I was gonna say that ):

Bet that was pretty awkward when she was like 'oh..he's dead..'

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I swear this website reads my mind. I was considering making this topic on my way home today.

Yeah, we're kind of a hivemind. It just sort of happens occasionally.

OT: I can think of a few, but probably the best I have at the mo' is being struck by lightning after you made an epic speech to your men as you stand atop a hill to raise morale for the epic battle against [insert generic oppressive force here] that most won't survive.