Most epic way to die!

[Omegatronacles]

This is a fun thread and not to be taken seriously.

What would you consider to be the most epic way to die or commit suicide?

I would have to say tieing fishing line around your neck and glue your hands to your head (wearing sunnies of course) and jumping off a table. That way you decapitate your self and look epic while doing it!

You haven't quite taken this idea far enough.

You go to the top of a multi story building. You measure a length of rope long enough so that, if tied to your feet, your head would be just above someones window.

You measure a length of razor wire half the length of the rope.

You tie the rope to your feet.

You tie the razor wire around your neck.

You superglue your hands to the sides of your head.

You jump off.

The end result is that you are now decapitated, hanging upside down, holding your head and looking in to someones window. Hijinks ensue.

 

[Strykz]

Well... I'd link the picture, but I'd be banned.

 

[mattttherman3]

Saving a bunch of people from a horde of zombies of course!

 

[ottenni]

Death, by, snuggie.

But not just any snuggie, the snuggie of death. Extinguisher of suns and squasher of planets. A force to be feared, for it is both deadly and comfortable.

 

[Israirie]

Wafer-thin after dinner mint.

 

[5-0]

Drug-fuelled sex orgy

 

[Booze Zombie]

Getting your soul sucked out through your crotch by a hot goth girl?
I would also accept her using her breasts or another body part to finish my life as amazingly as possible.

Then again, not dying would be nice, but since we're talking about death.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Playing a guitar solo which rocks so hard it simultaneously cures all sicknesses and makes the world crap their pants while being shot into the sun the last words of "Such is life."

 

[Oassis]

Being shot by a gun that fires angry wolves that stuff razor wire down your throught during the firey apocalypse

 

[Ekonk]

Drug-fuelled sex orgy

And die of exhaustion. Yes.

 

[knight steel]

Eating a live grenade then body tackling the president.

This has been another great post by Knight steel

 

[JokerCrowe]

Like major Kong from Doctor Strangelove! only I'd hit a cemetary full of Zombies!

 

[Jfswift]

Being shot by a gun that fires angry wolves that stuff razor wire down your through during the firey apocalypse

Rabid wolves? (dun think I can top that)

 

[RanD00M]

The most epic way to die is to be killed in an epic sword match that is 1 Vs. 101.And you're that one.
And why 101? Because there are 100 henchmen that you kill,and then there's the leader of the gang that Is trying to destroy the world.

 

[Bhelm]

what about VERY rabid wolves thats better isn't it.

 

[airwolfe591]

Death by Ninja. At least one from Ninja Assassin, they can get pretty creative with that right there

 

[Musclepunch]

Death by milk. Think about it.

 

[ethaninja]

In a room with naked ladies and your favourite video games.

 

[Ultrazerglings]

You make a gun for a shady government agency that shoots paper airplanes made of razor wire that explode slightly after impact. than as you walk away one of them shoots you and as soon as you explode your gore will hit the government bastard that killed you.

OR:
You travel the planets in search of the Zerg and you take them back to earth, don a suit of spartan armor grab a boom box and rush into the horde!

 

[Krunkcity3000]

Tombstone Piledriving someone off of the Burj Khalifa.