Most epic way you've quit a job?

[Black Arrow Officer]

I haven't had to quit my job (yet) by my dad told me about how he quit his job last year. His boss was an idiotic manchild who played Call of Duty all day and had sex with female workers in their cubicles in broad daylight. Well, he convinced a female worker who was quitting as well to scrawl "Jim (my dad's name) says you're a shit-eating vagina monger" on her abdomen. When the boss went to have sex with her, she took off her clothes just as he was getting an erection, only for him to read the message and be left stunned. She walked off, leaving him sitting there in the middle of the office, penis bulging out of his pants. I gained a lot of respect for my dad that day. So, what's the most epic way you've left your job?

 

[AMMO Kid]

I moved from Wales to the US. That was an interesting conversation with my boss...

 

[Vault101]

shit...that doesnt sound like a very productive company....

generally I figured "epic" job resignations only happeed in movies..in real life that shit comes back to bite you

 

[MisterM2402]

Best to leave on good terms; never know when you're gonna have to come craaaaawling back

 

[Melon Hunter]

When I left my Saturday retail job to go to university, I made sure that my manager knew I was leaving several months beforehand so that she could fit other people in to replace me. On my last day, I said my goodbyes, took my P45 and last paycheck and left. [footnote]All text after this point is not guaranteed 100% accurate[/footnote] Then, having exited the shopping centre, I donned a pair of aviators, and detonated the blocks of C4 I'd placed beneath my previous place of employment, and didn't look back at the explosion.

And that is how you quit the position of sales assistant like a boss.

 

[Monkeyman O'Brien]

Half conscious and covered in food locked in a walk in fridge.
I started dating a waitress at work, had been together for a few weeks but had not told anyone.
He had been hitting on her for a while, one night at like 3am after the bar shift he cornered her in the big walk in fridge and started hitting on her again. She shot him down, he started pawing at her. She yelled for help. I was waiting for her so we would leave together so ran in and beat the hell out of him. Threw him into the shelf with the soups, locked the fridge and left.
We both quit and he got fired a few weeks later when he tried it on some other girl who called the cops on him.

 

[vrbtny]

When I left my Saturday retail job to go to university, I made sure that my manager knew I was leaving several months beforehand so that she could fit other people in to replace me. On my last day, I said my goodbyes, took my P45 and last paycheck and left. [footnote]All text after this point is not guaranteed 100% accurate[/footnote] Then, having exited the shopping centre, I donned a pair of aviators, and detonated the blocks of C4 I'd placed beneath my previous place of employment, and didn't look back at the explosion.

And that is how you quit the position of sales assistant like a boss.

Yeah, I'm convinced not a 100% of that is true..... It was probably a college, not a university.

 

[Craorach]

I.. informed my boss that I was leaving with a few weeks notice, so that he could ensure the rosters took that into account. I said goodbye to everyone, got a gift pack of sweets and chocolate and stuff for the one shift I'd be leaving down a person, and then left. Added a bunch of people I got along with to facebook and a few to my WoW friends list (I don't socialise with coworkers while I'm still employed) and moved on to my new job.

Several former coworkers come into my new place of work if they see it is quiet to chat and say hi. Some have become regular customers, my former boss asked me at least once if I want to come back, and assured me there is a job if I need too, and I regularly group with a couple of former coworkers on WoW using Real ID.

Is there something I'm not doing right?

 

[Nyaoku]

I just walked up to him, said I had to resign and apologised for the short notice. He gave a nod and said ok but I heard him chewing someone out a few moments later. xD

 

[Melon Hunter]

When I left my Saturday retail job to go to university, I made sure that my manager knew I was leaving several months beforehand so that she could fit other people in to replace me. On my last day, I said my goodbyes, took my P45 and last paycheck and left. [footnote]All text after this point is not guaranteed 100% accurate[/footnote] Then, having exited the shopping centre, I donned a pair of aviators, and detonated the blocks of C4 I'd placed beneath my previous place of employment, and didn't look back at the explosion.

And that is how you quit the position of sales assistant like a boss.

Yeah, I'm convinced not a 100% of that is true..... It was probably a college, not a university.

Ah, crap, how did you guess? Was I that obvious?

Now, leaving a job for university, that was a different story altogether. One involving several smoke grenades, and armed police squad and a jetpack.

 

[gigastar]

While it wasnt for quitting a job, people fimiliar with the Dynamic Entry [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DynamicEntry] would be pleased to know that i once pulled a Dynamic Exit.

Too bad it was out of a second story window, that took some explaining when i came to at the hospital.

 

[StBishop]

When I left my Saturday retail job to go to university, I made sure that my manager knew I was leaving several months beforehand so that she could fit other people in to replace me. On my last day, I said my goodbyes, took my P45 and last paycheck and left. [footnote]All text after this point is not guaranteed 100% accurate[/footnote] Then, having exited the shopping centre, I donned a pair of aviators, and detonated the blocks of C4 I'd placed beneath my previous place of employment, and didn't look back at the explosion.

And that is how you quit the position of sales assistant like a boss.

Yeah, I'm convinced not a 100% of that is true..... It was probably a college, not a university.

Interesting fact, in some countries, college is secondary school; literally a fancy name for high school.
In some countries a college is a place or residence while studying at a University.

OT: Nothing, I like to have good references.

 

[Lionsfan]

Uhm......I walked into the pizza place and gave my Manager my 2 week notice.

I've never really quit my jobs in a badass way....it's always just been polite and normal. Don't burn any bridges and whatnot

 

[triggrhappy94]

A work place shooting. I think they got the message after I started shooting.

JK, I've never been employed.

 

[vrbtny]

When I left my Saturday retail job to go to university, I made sure that my manager knew I was leaving several months beforehand so that she could fit other people in to replace me. On my last day, I said my goodbyes, took my P45 and last paycheck and left. [footnote]All text after this point is not guaranteed 100% accurate[/footnote] Then, having exited the shopping centre, I donned a pair of aviators, and detonated the blocks of C4 I'd placed beneath my previous place of employment, and didn't look back at the explosion.

And that is how you quit the position of sales assistant like a boss.

Yeah, I'm convinced not a 100% of that is true..... It was probably a college, not a university.

Ah, crap, how did you guess? Was I that obvious?

Now, leaving a job for university, that was a different story altogether. One involving several smoke grenades, and armed police squad and a jetpack.

Dude, weak sauce. The story of me leaving the school football team(which was almost like a job, the way the coach treated us) involves a F-16, hamsters, Darth Vader, a Challenger II tank, multiple Trident missiles and a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Spoiler

We really shouldn't quit anything at the same time, otherwise we may start world war III!

 

[ChildofGallifrey]

On my last day at my college job working at a nice hotel I was called into the back office by the GM. When I got back there everyone who was working that day, from every department and every position was waiting for me. The restaurant staff had been cooking all morning and made a big lunch for everyone, mostly consisting of turkey burgers and fries (because that's what I would order for dinner every night at the restaurant; they had the most delicious hand cut fries...) and we had a big party. We laughed, reminisced and just had a grand time. In the end my boss gave me my last paycheck and told me to go home early to my then-pregnant girlfriend.

THAT was an epic last day.

 

[Don Reba]

I.. informed my boss that I was leaving with a few weeks notice, so that he could ensure the rosters took that into account. I said goodbye to everyone, got a gift pack of sweets and chocolate and stuff for the one shift I'd be leaving down a person, and then left. Added a bunch of people I got along with to facebook and a few to my WoW friends list (I don't socialise with coworkers while I'm still employed) and moved on to my new job.

Several former coworkers come into my new place of work if they see it is quiet to chat and say hi. Some have become regular customers, my former boss asked me at least once if I want to come back, and assured me there is a job if I need too, and I regularly group with a couple of former coworkers on WoW using Real ID.

Is there something I'm not doing right?

Nice. That's the classy way to do it.

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

I quit my job at the hardware store after arriving and seeing that I had been giving a 12 hour till shift, the day after being told that everyone's time would be split up into different assignments to help break up the monotony. I told the assistant manager to screw herself and cycled home...there was a whole lot wrong with that place that I won't go into.

I wouldn't do it again...bridges burnt...blah blah blah. But since the place has since gone into administration due to severe mismanagement, I don't think my evaluation of the business as a whole was wrong.

 

[Erttheking]

Frankly I'm still working at my first job and my manager IS pretty reasonable...still if push should come shove, I'd probably march up to him and give an epic The Reason You Suck Speech.

 

[esperandote]

Was your dads boss Colin Farrel's characther in the Horrible Bosses movie?

OT: Still on my first Job (6 years) and if i had to quit i would probably do it politely and with a 2-4 weeks notice.