Most Explicit Song You've ever heard?

[Jinjer]

Don't know if this qualifies

 

[Helmholtz Watson]

There are two "songs" that I can think of, the first one makes me want to vomit....


....but the second one just makes me want to call the cops on the guy made the "song"...



Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go listen to a happy song [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEGdu5qWNNQ] to get those other songs out of my head.

Peace, y'all

 

[BlackStar42]

Probably The Good Ship Venus. It's not got much in the way of swearing in it, but it is absolutely filthy.

Spoiler: sample verse- very NSFW

The cabin boy was Kipper
By Christ he was a nipper
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper

Actually, the song's name is Friggin in the Riggin by the post-Rotten era Sex Pistols.

The song was first recorded by Oscar Brand in 1952 as The Good Ship Venus. The song was later recorded by the Pistols with the name Friggin' in the Riggin'

 

[Saulkar]

There is always this from my homeland.

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

Can't believe no one posted this classic!

Spoiler: Metallica Cover

I know more offencive and explicit music, but this one says it all.

 

[UltraPic]

Actually, the song's name is Friggin in the Riggin by the post-Rotten era Sex Pistols.

It's an old drinking song.

 

[Lionsfan]

I have a few songs. (I'm warning you! These videos contain some shocking images)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSJCNR2ifwg&feature=relmfu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ979gJWJqA&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqbslMcIfYw

Also, could someone tell me how to embed videos?

snip.

The image of that video is pretty explicit bro. The one that kinda acts as a wallpaper before you actually start the vid. Might wanna put it inside a spoiler tag or something, it's not exactly safe for work

Good point, stupid Death Metal. Why they can't just make their album covers white or black, or flowers I'll never understand

 

[Queen Michael]

The one that feels the most explicit is a Swedish song the refrain of which translates roughly into "Never masturbate on a cinnamon roll with Jesus Christ our Lord."

 

[Thaluikhain]

Well, there's any number of horrible "songs" by Anal ****, of the "look at me, I'm so bad and edgy" variety.

Princess Superstar also comes to mind, but she was a lot more tongue in cheek, and/or had something to say.

 

[Furbyz]

Once upon a time, there was Goth Cabaret artist named Voltaire who was a Trekkie. Voltaire is, for lack of a better term, a musical troll. He made Cantina, a country song about Star Wars characters horribly raping a man that walks into the Cantina. The chorus:

I lost more than my heart in that Cantina.
I left my manhood there on Tattooine.
Son, it don't mean you're weak
to turn the other cheek.
But if you spread em both for Jabba, son y'aint a man.

It's 7 minutes long, and amazing in several ways.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wekT1x4OdJQ

 

[BlackStar42]

The one that feels the most explicit is a Swedish song the refrain of which translates roughly into "Never masturbate on a cinnamon roll with Jesus Christ our Lord."

Oh, I have to hear this now Any chance you could give us a rough translation?

 

[badpun]

This isn't the most explicit one i have ever seen but it is one of the more explicit songs that isn't just purely for shock value or for the sake of swearing.

 

[OniaPL]

Dunno why some people said "Kim", I've always found that song more funny than offensive or dirty.

Not really offensive or very explicit, it's just funny, like most songs affiliated with them clowns. For some reason most people seem to find it disturbing rather than funny though.

 

[Schadrach]

For the song content or for the video's content?

If the latter, and we want some disturbing and NSFW, how about: http://vimeo.com/3556108 for some nudity, genital torture, and mauling.

In a completely different direction, how about:

Spoiler: Para-Noir

Which is all the more interesting when you realize how it was written:

""Para-Noir" for example, which I think was one of the more strange experiments in music. I held an audition of several dozen girls, and I wanted to make a song that reflected the manufactured word "para-noir," which was meant to represent excessive darkness and the paranoia of trust. I had girls come in and say whatever they wanted to. I wanted them to let out their deepest, darkest feelings on why they fuck people, whether that is metaphorically or literally. The only requirement was to begin the sentence in that way and they could say whatever they want. The song then became a photomontage of music. Every word in some cases is cut from a different person - maybe it was because of the breath or the way they accented certain consonants. It's all of these people expressing these strange reasons and sometimes, in the fashion of directing a film, I had to motivate them. Sometimes the lights were out, sometimes the lights were on, sometimes they were naked, sometimes clothed, and sometimes some of them knew who I was, some of them had no idea. None of them were people I was friends with or even instructed that this was part of a song, just that it was part of an experiment. The most interesting responses are the ones that were compiled on the record."

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

Best thing I can think of was this...

 

[Queen Michael]

The one that feels the most explicit is a Swedish song the refrain of which translates roughly into "Never masturbate on a cinnamon roll with Jesus Christ our Lord."

Oh, I have to hear this now Any chance you could give us a rough translation?

Sure! (Oh, and the masturbating-on-a-cinnamon-roll thing is a Swedish competion where men sit in a ring around a cinnamon roll, try to cum on it, and guess what the one who cums last gets to eat? Thank God there are no records of anybody actually playing that game for real.)

Spoiler: Here are the lyrics

If you ever have spent your time abusing yourself
Then I'd like you to listen to my revival
A date with Rosie Palm on your own won't bother God, I guess
But concerning his son, there's one thing that's banned

CHORUS:
Thou shalt never masturbate on a cinnamon roll with Jesus Christ our Lord
For Jesus is our Lord; he never finishes last
Thus sayeth all apostles and each evangelist:
Thou shalt never masturbate on a cinnamon roll with Jesus Christ our Lord

When Satan masturbated on a cinnamon roll with Jesus Christ our Lord
He cheated as usual and used his cunning
A clothespin did he put on Lord Jesus' weiner
But it flew off, and the bun? Satan had to eat it

(chorus)

Peter got third place, Marcus got the silver
Judas came in last, and then things went the way they did
So tell me, what have you learnt from this melody?
Never to mix baked goods with simple masturbation!

(chorus)

Spoiler: A video. It starts at 1:04

 

[TheTim]

'Kim' - Eminem, by far the darkest song i have ever heard

 

[namhorFnodroG]

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This.

<spoiler=Or perhaps this, but this is just funny to be taken offensive> <youtube=cpJyuJ3jT8I>Not that these songs is offensive in any way.